Birthdate: June 14, 1968
Birthplace: San Francisco, CA
Residence: Northridge, CA
Sex: M
Height: 5'-11"
Weight: 144 lb.
Sz Ren, whose name is phonetic Mandarin for "dead person," holds the dubious distinction of being accident-prone. He constantly sustains anything from paper cuts to life-threatening injuries. He earns a living as a product safety tester, human guinea pig, and medical statistician. Hapless and sickly, the world's most injury-riddled person lands in the hospital at least once a week. An example of typical Sz Ren luck: he suffered minor injuries in the big northern California earthquake on October 17, 1989; he narrowly averted being crushed by the collapsed section of the Oakland Bay Bridge, unlike a fellow motorist. When he rushed to the scene, he tripped over a crack and fractured his elbow.