Birthdate: March 16, 1971
Birthplace: Walla Walla, WA
Residence: Cerritos, CA
Sex: M
Height: 5'-6"
Weight: 136 lb.
Don't let the name or the face fool you - Ned doesn't know what's left or right, let alone up or down. This confused pedestrian has no sense of direction and frequently can be seen stumbling over his own shadow. Lost, bewildered, & uncoordinated, Ned has no concept of spatial relationships, becomes easily disoriented, and often needs step-by-step directions on getting home. He never seems frustrated by his plight, though.