Birthdate: January 19, 1969
Birthplace: Los Angeles, CA
Residence: Westwood, CA
Sex: F
Height: 6'-1"
Weight: 153 lb.
One of the four founding members of the Unions and the most prominent female, Kano plays keyboards, synthesizers, and piano for the Hot Rods. During the band's hiatus, she composed scores for a handful of TV pilots which never made it to prime time.
Kano, Loki, and Damson emulate the Three Musketeers in how they unite and pursue evil for the benefit of the good - the Glitch Patrol, the manhunt for Elvis, debunking Barney, and so on. Kano does not look upon her two buddies as romantic objects, just platonic partners in crime.
Kano sincerely rues her instrumental involvement in the Teutonic Terror saga and says she should have known better than to second-guess her friend on the basis of something as trivial as an obscure name.
She considers teasing her sister Puno as one of her favorite pastimes.