Birthdate: January 16, 1965
Birthplace: San Francisco, CA
Residence: Glendale, CA
Sex: M
Height: 5'-10"
Weight: 179 lb.
The Unions' resident lawyer (both as prosecuting and defense attorney), Jacques makes his fortune off of numerous high-profile civil and criminal trials where he represents myriad Unions members. Anything but sleazy and underhanded (two traits he does not need because the Unions seldom enter the courts in the wrong), Jacques gives the legal profession a good name. Among his landmark cases: Loki's Teutonic Terror trial, the Hot Rods vs. Chipmunks copyright infringement trial, and FFSS vs. the Los Angeles Police Department.
Jacques suffered massive burns in a near-fatal 1975 car crash, which left him with permanent facial scars and a carpe diem attitude.