Coyote Fuck Story

Once upon a time, Coyote was young and skinny and very handsome. At that time he looked just like people. He was very pleased with himself and thought everyone would want to fuck him. One evening, he saw the Moon climbing the sky, and thought she was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. "Hey Moon", he called. "Wanna fuck?"

The Moon ignored him. He called after her all evening, and kept all of the neighbors up. She just stared at him.

After that he got kind of crazy. He would go out every evening and yell wannafuck things at the moon. Finally Fish Woman got tired of all the noise and decided to shut him up.

She covered herself all over with a dirty worn fur cloak, and put on big mittens and moccasins, and a furry hat and a pointy bark mask, so that he couldn't see her scales. She carried a piece of clamshell with her. Then she went to see Coyote and told him that she was the Moon, and she wanted to fuck him but she didn't want anyone to know. That was how she explained her disguise.

Coyote was so proud he was strutting up and down. She said they would have to go to a cave. He wanted to see if her skin was really white under the robe, so she showed him the bit of the clamshell. He thought she was really that white. When they got into the cave, it was very dark. He pulled off his clothes. "Why aren't you taking off your clothes?" he said. "You have to put them on, it will be more fun that way" she said. She put the fur hat and the pointy mask and the mangy fur coat and the mittens and moccasins on him. Then she started rubbing his cock. OH, he liked that. "What's your real name" he said. "Fish Woman!" she called out and she squeezed his balls really hard. Then when he doubled up, she hit him with a magic stick she had and ran away.

Well, the magic stick made him have to stay like that. So then he always had a mangy fur coat and a pointy face and had to walk on all fours mostly. And he was mean. Oh, how he was mean! He was a little mean before, but after this he was almost always playing mean tricks, and now he eats fish any chance he can get, which isn't much. But he still likes to fuck, and he still goes on howling wanna-fucks at the moon.

-- Pope C
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Subject: Coyote Fuck Story
Organization: Dr. Anaconda's Solar Fun Club
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Date: Wed, 14 Jul 1993 10:53:15 GMT
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