REASONS WHY CLINTON SHOULD RUN THE BOSTON MARATHON

Good chance to meet Chinese runners who might become future money donors.

Chance to get up close and personal with new generation of Wellesley coeds.

Will have opportunity to personally thank Americans who are volunteering.

While in Boston will be able to lead search to find Michael Dukakis.

Chance to do cross training in waters near Edgartown Ferry with Ted Kennedy.

If he can finish 10k, it will end any lingering doubts about what a wimp Jimmy Carter was.

Can solicit per mile pledges to help pay off DNC debt.

Chance to pub crawl in Boston with Teddy and all of the recently divorced Kennedy boys.

Can ask Michael Kennedy for help in finding baby sitter in case Hillary and he decide to still adopt a baby.

"If William Howard Taft can do it, so can I."

Needs something to do athletically in the spring now that Hillary has won job of throwing out first pitch.

Chance to find out which Secret Service agents are really in shape.

Topography of Newton Hills will bring back fond memories of Gennifer Flowers.

23 MacDonalds on or near fabled course.

Chance to get heart rate above 150 with pants on.

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