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"Yo Kitsune - you haven't put up my rants or guestlog stuff yet. I've been waiting for a week." [Sorry about that. I've been delayed by a combination of stomach flu and hard drive crashing:p. I should be back to a once a week update, until the HD crashes again.... -Kitsune ]

-Spawn of the cheese

"i hate it when people try to de-rant a ranting board. it isnt a place to be civil. its a place to *gasp* rant. so get over it and let people say stuff however they want and take it with a grain of salt. i mean really.

p.s. GO TAMPA!!! W00T!!!"

-The Cheshire Cat

"Congrats on getting in the WD Kitsune!" [Thanks for noticing. Actually, I was kinda surprised to place that high, considering the amount of quality DIY chapters that are out there. What's interesting is that now that the Star Foxes are a *recognized* GW SM Chapter, the concept of a female space marine now has some validity:). -Kitsune ]

-Count Grisnahk

"I hate Necrons Monlith 'Living Metal Rule' and that the Nightbringer has 5! 5 F**king attacks with C'Tan power. And has T8... Like, Hey I've got a power fist in my sqaud! (Yes I play Space Marines, Black Templars... Thought of Ultra-Marines First, but that was taken, as well as Blood Angels and Space Wolfs, so I took the other coolest Chapter of all, The Black Templars, and, we have Ork-players, Dark Eldars, Eldars, IG, Chaos and Tyranids. I started before the Armaggeddon-Codex ((about a month before))Tau and Necrons were released for the latest edition... I guess it's the third...) But the main subject here is the little bit overdone monolith.. alright if it doesn't crash when immobilized like ALL the other Skimmers, but when it can't get Weapon destroyed or May not move or Shoot, like it was a Super Heavy Imp.G tank (which isn't covered in their codex).
But hey, That's alright, I'll just waste one of my squads with a Las-Cannon and go Non-BT-style by sitting and shooting at it... OR as my cheesy opponent did, took 2 in a 1500pts fight... Well, my single last-standing(at least in that squad) BT with LasCannon saw it off in the 5th turn... And, my weapon destroyed Whirlwind managed to Tank Shock a whole Necron Squad. I can't believe that my Chaplain and the last surviving Assault marine w Power fist managed to kill the last Necron warrior squad just before the Nightbringer charged in...
(The C, adn the Assault marine charged a 10 necron warrior squad, and my secind on foot swaud with three marines, charged from the other side, 5 marines surrounding 10 Necron warriors, and took them out of the game. My only heavy support in that game was my whirlwind...
And in other games where more Hvy Support is used, a Predator Annihilator ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS kills the Nightbringer and reduces the Monolith into nothing more than the pile of Nightbringer Turd it is actually made of.. is only floating on it's on dung-smell...
mostly, there have been Necron countermeasures here, but when people cheese out with two monoliths and a Nightbringer, no special rules (infiltrators, reserves ((only for the one with the monolith and DE webway or what the name is)) deep strike and such, and hides his troops behind all possible cower (((yes, they cower, not cover!!!)))
and the monoliths on one side of the table each, and Nightbringer skulking among trees, like the pantie-wearing little redheaded stepchild he is, then, it is cheesing! (Not cheating, but WVERY VERY VERY Beardy!!!) I hate that.. luckily for him, he has only done it once... "

-Black Templar

"i despise how wood elf players are always bitching about how the wood elves have no book, and how the high elves are always soooooo fucking cheap. "High Elves suck and wood elves rule!" fuck them. i hate how 40k players always say that fuckin' fantasy sucks cock and how 40k rulez. give me a fuckin' break, i mean you could close your eyes and kill some1 with a fuckin' gun. with swords and bows you actually have to have some fucking skill. and another thing, i hate the fucking ultramarines. when my friend first took me into gw 4 the first time, the first army i saw was the mothefuckin' ultramarines. the first gw model i saw though, was the land speeder of the ultramarines. however, i didn't c it long, as a squadron of suck-cock darkeldar reaver jetbikes destroyed that fucking piece of shit. dark eldar suck ass! i hate how gw is always filled with screaming kids. fuck the king of brettonia! fuck the emperor of 40k. fuck the guy who invented the dwarf flame tank coz its so fuckin' cheap!
thx 4 lettin' me get all that wait of my back!
c-ya!
bye!
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- UNFUCKING SIGNED

"im confused... are you all american? im english."

-spawn of the cheese

"i really think that there should be some "fire" daemons for chaos - they're the kind of daemons everybody knows from fairy tales etc. "HAIL THE ALMIGHTY LORD OF THE INFERNO!"
i also think Imperial Guard suck really badly! they should create something that should look futuristic! dimwittedidioticemperorloving...

P.S. i like your starfoxes, they look really cool [Thanks:) -Kitsune ]

-spawn of the cheese

"I don't have to worry. I play LOTR."

-Fuck all ya Wahammer 40k Pplz

"i hate anything that ever came out of the space marine army. no even better i have space marines. every last one of them. but i do like there las cannon and there rhinos which should be lowered in points that way i can have even more orks after i get my rhinos. i like lootas though they are nice. but back to my hates. lightning claws and thunder hammers. fuck them i do not think my six structure point gargent should be shut down because of one fucking thunder hammer! the roar of the guns is probly louder than that i mean come on. and also pansy ass blood angles and black templars. who the hell cant use those. they are for retarted people who cant play. but the orks... i love choppas. i laugh at all you s.m. players who attack squad after squad of troops when v.s.ing every other army with terminators but then they v.s. the orks for the first time and i laugh as they deepstrike my slugga boys. they cant shoot for shit...no thanks to my charge you just got a...37 wait no 38 4+ armour saves to make on 6 terminators. and the world wind should be knocked down in points too to 50 that way i can have 3 in my army. and i hate people who dont know you can shoot out of an open topped vichical. they are dumb. i hate tanks. yah i hate them alot. you know i dont think you should be able to buy a tank. i think if you made it then you can but not buy it. i can build a battle wagon and a dreadnought and a full squad of zapp cannons and half build a battle fortresse but they cant build a stuiped tank! fuck them! i hate space marine players and there stuiped 3 + armour save."

-Skar Toof da biggest meaniest and most stomppiest of all da warbosses.

"oh my sweet holy shit. this is pathetic. how can you fools complain about 'this is cheesy" "that is unbalanced" "little kids criticise me" get a LIFE!! every race has cheesy bits, and they are all DIFFERENT cheesy bits! THATS THE WHOLE POINT NIMRODS!! if they all had the same high and low points you amateurs would all be bitching about GW having no variety. So what if the land raider is overpowered FOR 250 POINTS IT HAD BETTER BE FUCKING OVERPOWERED!!
Let the blood angels have their ST and I bonus. DONT LET THEM CHARGE! DUH!
if someone wants to play as tyranids DONT BITCH ABOUT THEIR UPGRADES!!! JUST PLAY THE DAMN GAME!!
if we took all this complaining to heart we all may aswell collect black templars armies and boast about how many lascannons we have.
there is ALWAYS a way to counter ANY army in this game. Thats the whole idea. if you dont know how: IMPROVISE, TRY NEW TACTICS AND TROOP VARIATIONS!! JUST STOP FUCKING CRYING BECAUSE YOUR TROOPS ARENT GODS!!!
Whew.. now for my gripes

Why must GW release ANOTHER chaos codex!? of course it makes my one obselete. they should have a trade in option for codexes. and what happened to storyline? codexes USED to make up for their proce with loads of background story and art. the new codexes are tiny as shit.
oh well, I got the newest chaos codex through kazaa. i will do so with all future chaos codexes and core rule books. its a good proggie get it www.kazaa.com "

-a seriously peeved khorne lord

"You should grow up. does it make you feel big to say that you can beat anyone with your ridiculuously overpriced mountain of wargear with a daemon prince underneath?
and people should stop bashing armies for no reason. their all good. people have different tastes get over it. also im sick of all this american bashing, by all means bash george bush jr. and the whole fucking fascist US government, but dont react to the public face of the states as if it represents the whole populance, there are good people everywhere. Us americans are not ALL smallminded asswipes who are unwilling to cast of the shackles of cursed patriotism(although there are far too many). Flame me if you wish, simpletons(you know who you are), it will only assure me of your immaturity.

PATRIOTISM
-is a virtue of the vicious
-is the last refuge of the scoundrel
-is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons

Take heed ye people. *rant off*"

-viva la revolution

"Fucked up people like Josh Collie!
Who r gay and want all to fall with them!"

-Saving Ryans Privates

"Hello. You don't know me, but you soon will."

-Warhammer Lord

"wait im going to be the first black presadent. in 3 or 400 years every one will be black god is black jesus is black no white people sing good look good or are edicated so your just waisting your time"

-soul man

"i hate all of you all you do is bitch all you are racist im black and im proud you fools are just caravan trash damm crackers.ahhh fuck the police"

-soul man

"Things I especially hate are:

1.) Beardy IG armies e.g. 10+ tanks (All Leman Russ or varients).
2.) Big old ward saves in Fantasy I mean what does it take to kill a vampire (except a large unit when he is on his own).
3.) A guy who has a Wraithlord, Avatar, Banshees, Scorpions and Reapers all in a less than 2000 point army. What's up with that? (Max).
4.) IG players who think that Chaos sucks when Chaos kicks their sorry asses every time (even when they have 10+ tanks).
5.) People who bitch on Orks.
6.) People who bitch on Chaos.
7.) People who think all zombie armies are crap (led by a level 5 necromancer [Black Periapt, Spell Familiar]).
8.) Slaanesh.
9.) Monica.
10.) The way Daemon/Beastmen armies are all bloody metal.
11.) The players who make rock hard characters and then refuse a challenge.
12.) When you drop the ice cream you just bought on the side-walk. I REALLY HATE THAT.
13.) The way the White Dwarf nobbers bring out some new stuff and use it in that months battle report and it miraculously wins. You know what I'm talking about. (Last Chancers against an entire Chaos army and win, RUBBISH they wouldn't stand a chance they just do that so you think they are good).
14.) Nixon enough said.
15.) Little punks who think they are good at Unreal Tournament.

I probably could go on."

-Ex President Clinton

"mortaveous may have not started his own little war, but he certainly is killing the language with ferocity.

Oh, Truthsayer, you have such a high-level use of vocabulary that you remind of my 4 year old niece. You fucking racist bastard.

To anyone who thinks eldars are crap:

Really? I will be 'very pleased', if you can provide me with 'details'. You twats, Eldars (which is not my army) are the strongest if you have a freaking brain left in you.

And really, you people should be trying to be more loyal to your race! Pick up Imp Grd. They do not rock, but they certainly give you the true feeling of making a victory against the odds.

Oh- except Truthsayer, who may be an Ork."

-An Imp Commisar

"quote from kool-aide karl: i am the ultimate badass. i just cussed at my dad yesterday!
well, dumbass. after the way you talked to your dad on the phone i dont think he'll be letting you st start any thing. and you can kiss my fuckin' ass. yur gay and yu piss me off."

-[left blank]

"I will kill all who appose kroot. And how dare anyone down talk them, my great knarloc would rip them a new ass."

-kroot god

"You people need to learn that soon none of your armies will be of any use
why, you ask?
because the deamon hunters are coming and they will be unbeatable!

-to the fucker who plays shadow templars your armie is shit in every why and i have trashed it every time we have played,now get over it!"

-Razor Talon

"I hate all you people that complain about shit. Jesus Fucking Christ, just play the game. Maybe if you had friends you would not have to play in stores against random opponents all the time. Not that anyone will admit to any of this, but you only hate the armies you cannot beat. Do I win every game? No, I don't. Do I learn from my mistakes? Yes, I do. You fuckheads probably make the same mistakes every week. If you would quit sitting in your parents basement masturbating to free internet porn and read the other codex books, you might actually get a clue. And if you hate it that much...DON'T FUCKING PLAY. I've played all kinds of miniature, card, and role-playing games and I've never seen a bigger group of pathetic complaining losers than the 40K crowd. Even the people who play WFB do complain as much as you. Here is what you need to do (since the game irritates you so much): sell your shit to someone who isn't a fuck-up, quit delivering pizza and get a real job, move out of your parents basement, and if that doesn't work...put a bullet in your head. Trust me, no one will miss you. Fuck you all and good night."

-Bitch Master

"ok..............................................lots of swearing.... alright..... "

-a

"I hate!"

- Batfink

"i hate how i live so fucking far away from games-workshop and everyone at my house is to lazy to take me. i hate how the 40k newbie at my school says that my eldar army sucks and his ultramarine army rocks! i hate the black templars special rule be pure in the mind body and soul. i hate the blood angels with their suckiness. and i hate the faggot emperor"

-Nadhu Fireheart

"that wasn't very nice... i play sisters of battle. sure its great to have a joke at thier expence (hell i do it all the time):) but..... all right so they are a bunch of twats.

i also ask people to be a little more civil when bitching about other armies. talking politely and in a peaceful many can make the world a better place. if only my testosterone fueled, ego driven adolecent friends could learn that. (haha i know what you're thinking "you have friends?!") "

-wormbo87

"AAAAHHHHHHHH!! BULLSHIT MOTHAFUCKERSSS"

-Angron Worldeaters Primarch

"i am f**kin pi**ed of now i hate my skool and life s**ks! i love my family tho:) i love tom sam oli alex and louis! there sexy!!!!!"

-sex kitten

"man, all of you guys who hate eldar can suck my fucking cock, alright! eldar are one of the best races in the game, and even though i admit that the space marines are good, doesnt mean that their the best army in the game. eldar are not cheesy (fuck anyone who posted a message on this board and said they were cheesy) they are just hard for gay newbies to play (like the ones who posted those fucking messages and said "eldar suck ass" and eldar are cheesy"). if you posted any of those anti-eldar sites than you are the biggest fucking faggot and you can kiss my frigging ass!
go here: http://www.freewebs.com/eldarcraftworld find the real truth about eldar! (all eldar fans come and see, 2! eldar rock!).
bye!"

-eldar rock

"hey gimp to clear up your rules dispute, any unit of models that are at least half as tall as the unit they are in front of will provide cover for them, so gaurdians would definatly provide cover for the warp spiders and he would have to shoot at the gaurdians. But no unit can ever provide cover for a vehicle and a vehicle will allways provide cover for a unit, and wraithlords are considderd units so get anything half as tall as a wraithlord and stand em in front of him! Thats how you make a Wraithlord cheesy."

-master of chaos (not abbadon cuz he is a puss)

"o deal with each units weak spot. first of all u need to deal with gaurdian squads and dark reapers, no army can stand against that much firepower for long. dark reapers are best dealt with by close cambat units because they suck at close combat, they cant be fielded larger than 5 and they are almost always shielded so shooting wont work. ARGH! gaurdians can be nailed with heavy bolters, rocket launchers, and rapid firing weapons, usally i would advise not charging them because thier large numbers and low pointscost makes it ineficient. Warwalkers are also deadly but make great lascannon bate and are easily dealt with. Now you have to deal with eldars good close combat. For spacemarines this will be near impossible to do with assult marines or veterans and in this rare case may actually make terminators a good buy. but what if you are playing without anything capable of dealing with there remaining close combat? Well then sucks for you and you just try and shoot em to death and thats not likly to work so you may well lose if your playing some weak army like IG with absolutly no beefy close combat guys."

-master of chaos (not abbadon cuz hes a pussy)

"sure all your armys sound great but im sorry, with the new chaos codex, they are unaposed in godlyness. My chaos army will own 99% of armys out there, the only thing i fear is a really smart eldar player, and even then most of em cant take me. Another great thing about chaos is that they rape necrons. necrons take it up the ass hard over and over..... and over...... and some more..... prison style! ok and if this isnt enough raping for all you necron players considder this, take a demon prince give him a glave of khorn and demenic flight and demonic speed and a personally icon, you may thing what is this all leading up to? WELL YOU ARE A NEWB IF THAT CROSSED YOUR MIND BECAUSE THIS IS HOW IT GOES DOWN. My demon prince who moves 12+d6 and charges 12 EVERY TURN can summon bloodletters, so in a maximum of two turns he is laying the smack down on you and he has 20 5 strength power weapon blooleeters to help him :) This is particularly lame for marine, necron, tau, guard, and almost all eldar. Unfortuanatly orks and nids could care less and are happy that u braught the fight to them so they wouldnt have to move, this is not that amazing :( dark eldar are either shooty or close combat so it depends on the army and this strategy will even wreck most chaos armys!"

-master of chaos (not abbadon cuz he is a pussy)

"I hate GW, repeat til fade:
but in all honesty, i started young. many moons ago i liked my games i likes the history i liked 40k life was good.

then it started.. NEW CODEX CHAOS.. i thought to myself but chaos already have a codex... how odd.. then it hit me like a damp waffle behind the ear.. NEW EDITION OF 40k...

i was striken like a monkey with ten bags of jelly swung at it. my wonderful game became shite overnight. everything is now 4+ kills as for fluff to game conversions.. fluff marine stomps ass goes home. game marine gets 2nd turn, shot by crossbow, rolls a 2 dies in a nasty manner.

as for the post 2 before me by John Hughes, you'll be happy to know, in the last year i have spent £0 on GW products and now avidly collect battletech. belive me the fluff, the games everything is better.. im now a happy gamer once more.

thank you and good night.

(if ya must moan about this post > webby@yeovilgames.com )
P.S. hello to the maelstrom peeps"

-Rich Peall

"Attention, Warhammer players! I was once like you, but now I am free and pursuing a fulfilling life in the real world! Rise up and cast of the shackles of this oppressive hobby! Burn your miniatures and your unholy rules scriptures! You do not need to be slaves to bits of plastic!"

-Ai! Ai! The Liberator is come!

"Sometimes when i read in this pages i see things about the FUCKING GOVERNMENT, YES, i HATE THE EVIL FUCKING POWER HUNGRY OIL GUZZLING FUCK THAT EVEN SOUND STUPID BUT THAT'S NO REASON TO PUT IT IN A 40K PAGE!!!! Anyways, i think that eldar are the best army, their T and S suck aswell as armour saves but they can shoot tons and everyone seems to forget about scorpions and banshees not to mntion the eldar version of trmies, (sometimes even better than) WRAITHGUARD!! And remember that wraithlords are not cheesy, they are made to be unstoppable so don't throw troops at them, Wraithlords are what lascannons are for."

-Pointy eared git

"WTF AlphA,how can u say that necrons arnt cheesy wen nearly all there wepons glance stuff on 6's,thats sick and cheating,can they hurt titans on 6's if so thats beyond words,neway in conclusion my d.angels army is fair and undefeated,d.angels r the best lalalala etc...."

-Dark Angel Ace

"why did that naive uneducated prick have a go at British people. For ur sake i hope u r not American. Because Americans r the stupidest people on this planet, they r narrowminded and only learn about America. If ur not American then nevermind (even though I can tell ur American from ur stupidity and total lack of understanding of anthing European.) If i saw u in real life, myself and many other British people would beat the shit out of u and rape ur mother in turns while u watch and cry like a little bitch."

-Anima

"Fuck this, ALL Space Marines clans, mobs, groups, factions are stupid. Its the same fucking model in a different colour.... oh but he carries a different gun, pffft who gives a shit their still a space marine |stg 4 tgh 4 sv 3+| thats all you need to know, oh and whos got powerfists cos their fucked up 1 model and kill half a fucking unit cos he has a mechanical fist or whatever the fuck it is, its fucking retarded. Chaos are the worst marine group fuck greater daemon or bullshit obliterator morphing gun hand thing guess what itll morph into fucking las cannon. Arrrg the fuckng las cannons stg 8 ap 2 fuck that they should take 20 turns to charge or have a range of 5. you cant run in the open on and board when S.M are playing all htye do is hide behind their ranged weapons and have to roll 3+'s good odds I say but unfair.
Now to this whine board... good idea... G.W owns warhammer so they can do what they like rules and prices."

-JusT AnotheR BiT o NiD ScuM

"Hey Kitsune is that your marine in the new white dwarf?"
[ Yep, that one's mine. -Kitsune ]

-Count Grisnahk

"FUCK ALL OF YOU FUCKING GAY FUCKERS WHY DONT YOU ALL JUST FUCK OFF AND GO FUCK YOURSELVES YOU STUPID FUCKS."

-FUCK

"jame ryan , what do you mean it not being good that terminators have a 2+ , try the 2nd edition rule when it was 3+ in 2 dice , there not as good as they used to be , and now the powerfist strikes has to strike last so they are at a disadvantage , try reading some back issues of the rules before ranting about 2+ save

and anyone who says marines are the best armies , try fight the chaos with some of the newer rule released for them (deamon prince berzerker rules.etc), necon are a fucking chore to fight. anyone who are pissed off about losing to the same old armies , join a fucking gaming club , just because we collect toy soldiers doesn't mean we can have a life ,"

-artemis

"i hate the fack that every fucking gamesworkshop shop i go in are full of kids in half my height with incomplete who have their parents buy them an army and everything that goes with it in one go,and bring them in the next day thinking that they know everything there is to know about GW and when asked they don't even know the BS of a bleeding space marine!!!!! with most of the kids you have to do an introduction game everytime they come in the shop, but you gotta love that dipped in a paint pot finish on their army :S the comitment to the game by this brats is weak at the best , with a different kid with his mates army comes in a matter of weeks later and you have to teach this kid the rules,and it starts all over again

it's because of these kids most of the marine armies are Ultramarines, i try and tell them there are other chapters you can do but the still come in with them painted in bleeding "ultramarine Blue" i had to quit the job beacause of these kids, they where making me hate the hobby, and i've been into it for 10 years and i was willing to give it up in a day"

-a very grumpy whiter scar player

"i hate the way you can't shoot at a different target before running into combat, eg, you command squad is in combat with a deamon prince , and you wanna send a tactical squad into help, but you can clearly see a 20 strong berzerker squad heading the same way, you should be able to have the choice to shoot at the berzerkers and then run into help the command squad (coz you know the command squad with die due to that fuckin axe the deamon prince has) if they wanted a level of realism to the game you should have a choice between targets"

-very grumpy white scar player

"I hate the fact you lot have to come on here and rant about this crap instead of getting on with your lives like normal people!

You think your the only people with problems, hell big deal GW put the prices up so f***ing what? it's called buisness ladies and gentlemen so get used to it!"

-Connavar

"why the fuck did my last rant not get posted?! [ Check down about 8 posts...-Kitsune ]
anyway lets see if this one works.
like any sane person i dont like games work shop.
they screw around with our games and dont even ask what we want. they carge us heaps for minatures
that have whopping big mould lines. Now i cant even buy spray paint from the store(im under 18).
What kind of tossing wanker uses $16au spraypaint to tag a wall!?

i beleive that some armies are a little unbalanced (cough) (space wolves). but the reason i loose to them is because of to things: im a lousy tactitian and i play sisters of battle.

secondly one of the most common troop type for eldar is the guardian storm squad. WTF cant you buy them!?

well thats all for now"

- wormbo87

"lol"

-losers

"i hate the way other people hate the way that even more people hate things....

i also hate spinach and sprouts."

- A Menacing Toothbrush

"Whirlwinds shud b reduced to 50 pts"

-Dark Angel Ace

"I hate the fact that people bitch about stuff to people they dont know, Dark Angels "Ace" can shut his face Rhinos are worth every1 of there 50 points so SHUT UP IDIOT, and people need to stop calling Necrons cheesy, theyre not cheesy they shud b that gud!!"

-AlphA

"God damn tanks, why do all the pussy players use tanks?!??!"

-A Pissed Towel

"Rhinos shud b 30 pts."

-Dark Angel Ace

"I hate the fact that I can't buy a ZOAT for my army."

-dammit

"my rant upon many many things.
1) to day i spent $16au on 3 Sisters of battle (16 fricken dollars!) then to discover that they were very poorly cast and looking really crap (ok i admit this one was my own fault)
2)i spent $55au on an immolator. only to discover that the metal pieces were too small and left gaps when fitted to the plastic ones.
3) the same thing happened to my friends leman russ exterminator i was building for him.
4)my ink bottles leak all the time. sometimes even when stored upright!
5)i go to a wargaming club where 2/3 of the club is under 12. you are right, they cant paint (neither can i),they can't play, they cant read (or they dont want to read) rulebooks and codicies and worst of all they can't even stop yelling...
6)also i agree with Disgruntled Dark Angel that i also hate spoilt stupid kids under 12 getting thier parents to buy what ever they want in the store.
7)i pay more than enough for my minatures. i hate GW for closing down bile's cardboard rhino/landraider/landspeeder/whirlwind/dreadnought site. if i pay $40au for 10 marines i diserve to be able to make my own rhino out of cardboard.
8)GW like everything has its faults. what i dont like is that in australia they have no service to deal with complaints/bitchings/problems with thier company and/ or products (im unsure of other countries).
9)GW australia has a pricing system of A-O in the uk A was (last time i checked) 3 pounds that is aprox. $9au. yet i am made to pay $12au for something within the A range. and pay $12au for something in the B range (this one is in line with the exchange rates). in short GW is blatantly ripping me off worse than their already over priced products. this pisses me off so much that i intend to take it up with the consumer protection agency."

- Wormbo87

"The Hive Mind will consume every races strengths and none of their weaknesses.
Your races are constrained by resources, time and beings.
We are here to ruin your armies, devour your worlds...
... expunge your existence"

-The Collective

"Rants pages are always interesting to see. But arguments which involve insulting, swearing and poor grammer, not to mention the spelling...

Put together a coherent argument, and I can agree with many of your points. But please, try to make it worth my while.

By the way, what's wrong with a good ole' Codex army? Trying to play against people who whine that "Whirlwinds are cheesy, Wraithlord are cheesy...etc. etc." are just wasting your time. Move on, find another club, or just stay at home. Thanks. Maturity can go a long way to attracting new people to our hobby.

P.S. What's with that "Mary" rant?"

-White Skulls Chapter Master

"Eldar are pretty easy to beat if you know how, i have played a couple of 2000 point games against the eldar and it was a piece of cake!! Although, be warned when playing against eldar in a patrol mission they kicked my poor Dark Angel's asses!!"

-Hunter of Retribution

"I think what I hate most of all is the way that the f***ing Space Marine cocksuckers get all the goddamn attention of the Imperium. The Imperial Guard, (which i have been playin for 4 years) never get any respect. Fuckin Space Marines make me wanna kill everybody, or wait, i already wanna kill everybody ......FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

-Angered Imperial Commander

"I'd like to say that I'm a Space marine player. I always have been. I've lost to Eldar and I kicked Eldar arse. Its all in the dice and how the army is used. I'd also like to say that while Brits get on my nerves at times the American pig dog capitalist sons of monkey spank drive to the brink of getting a gun and capping one of those loud mouthed gits right between the eyes. I'm Australian and before anyone can pop off an insult to my country we're a pack of arse holes too lol. I mean after all isn't both the brit and Aust gov got their heads buried so far up bushes arse they're afraid to say boo. I'm both disgusted and outraged by our lack of back bone. I'm ashamed of being Aust and calling those Yank bastards friends. Those mothers are going to be responsible for even more Aust soldiers deaths all because we're afraid. Damn I hate Americans. I can't get over how much I hate them. I hate the french too... And the Japs. Oh what the hell. I pretty much hate everyone lol!"

-DragonsBane

"Ive got one thing to ask before I stop postin stuff. Can anyone point in the direction of a site that has the history of the Space Wolves? i'm a little short on cash nowadays so i cant the codex (Yes im a little poor hick bastard). If anyone can tell me where to get the Chapter stats and/or some background stuff. Im tryin to make my own codex and Chapter and i was going to adopt some of their traits. GOD DAMN THE AMERICAN GOVERMENT AND ECONOMY! Takin all my damn money of insurance...assholes..."

-Commissar General Lathiem

"GOD DAMN MAKE-YOUR-OWN WEAPON RULES! AN ASSAULT CANNON MIXED WITH A BASILISK! JESUS CHRIST! Tyranids need somethin to even the odds, the just plain sUx0rZ!"

-Commissar Makon

"OH MAI GOD. Here, we actually like to play rather than bitch about shit that doesnt even mattar. You guys are retarded. Stop bitching, start playing."

-Traikel + tonk

"i cant believe u have nothin else to do but cry about game thingyz"

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"Holy crap, I can't believe somebody said they like the Grey Knights. They suck ass."

-*smirk*

"hey. i hate the way people can get away with cheating with the rules and dice roles. everyone that does it WISE UP AND STOP DESTROYING THE GAME!!!!! and i hate young people that think they know the rules and annoy the other person they are playing with and getting away with murder!!! and also STENGY people that to get away with it GET A LIFE!!! try to get away with things and dark angels suck. hey to all the staff members to the gamesworkshop in belfast. THX FOR EVERYTHING YOU HAVE DONE FOR ME :) THX"

-Russ(chris)

"Yes, ELDAR ARE CHEESY, you are right, I fucked up. Because I am such a gay eldar playing piece of shit I haven't yet mastered the art of reading. I now realise you were right about everything."

-Eldrad

"SO ARE ALL THE OTHERE STAFF MEMBERS IN THE GAMESOWKRSHOP IN BELFAST NORTHREN IRELAND :)!!!! THX FOR EVERYTHING"

-Russ(chris)

"WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY BLOOD ANGELS ARE GOING TO TURN CHOAS THEY WONT AND THE NEXT TIME I HEAR SOMEONE SAY THAT ILL PUT THERE FRONT TEETH OUT, HEYO STAFF MEMBER SAMMY YOUR KOOL!!!!!!"

-Russ(chris)

"Fuck! The other day me and a friend were playing a game of 40k when we were a bit unsure about a rule. The rule in question was shooting through other units. Anyway we called one of the GW and asked them to clear it up. They told us that if a line of straight line of sight can be measured from one model to another then they can shoot. Since my opponent wnated to shoot through 18 of my guardians to shoot 2 single warp spiders i was still like WTF? how could someone get a clear shot (remember the models are meant to be constantly moving) so we called another GW and they told us that the units on the far most side form a screen/corridor and this cannot be shot through. again we rang another GW to see which one was right and this guy said that models must be within 12" to shoot though a unit. Are these fucks at GW running a fucking broffel or a fucking gaming business. Anyway can someone tell me what they think the rule is!!! its a fucking hazy rule.. what if they want to shoot through a unit but miss. wouldnt the missed shots hit someone else? fuck"

-Gimp

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I HAVE 3 SPACE MARINE ARMYS AND I HAVE PLAYED EVERY ARMY AND BEAT'N THEM ALL YOU SPACE MARINES WILL RULE ALL YOUR SORRY ASSES. I HAVE PLAYED WITH LEMAN RUSS AND SANGINUS AND PERTURABO AND THEY KICKED ASS DARK ELDAR ARE CRAP SO ARE ELDAR. I HAVE PLAYED IN BIG GAMES AND HAVE COME OUT CHAP. AGAINST CHOAS' SHIT HEADS AND (IRON WARRIOS ARE THE BEST ONE OF THEM ALL TAHTS WHY I HAVE THEM) AND NECRONS AND THERE 2 OFF THE OTHER BEST ARMIES. SO SHUT YOUR FACE ABOUT SPACE MARINES!!!!!!"

-Leman russ Commander of the space Wolves

"i hate mr gougher our class teacher"

-andrew

"Weak...Sad...Pathetic. Miserable little people spitting hate to hide from the harsh realities of empty lives and total social failure. Learn to spell. Read a non-fiction book. See a shrink. This is a game, it is played for enjoyment. When you miserable little posers have to whine about kids versus adults playing a game, and race-hatred enters into the rant, it's time to deep throat that shotgun in your basement, and do the twelve gauge brain-dance. Note to Truthsayer, the round end goes in your mouth."

-Irony

"I hate to see old one eye roll 4 1's to defend 6 hits and keel over, and not even have the courtesy to get a 4, 5 or 6 to at least show back up- and this was all in the first turn!"

-Der Hullk

"DAMN WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO?"

-MARINEDAR

"There's a lot of "FUCKING" this and "FUCKEN" that.
Bloody hell.
I'll add a rant when ai can be FUCKING FUCKED!!!"

-SHEESH!

"i fucking hate the sisters of battle theyre a bunch of twats"

-general haines 2nd battalion 3rd company 4th infantry

"you bunch of twats!!!"

-me

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