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"they should make a new rule in all the rule books like, any player can turn down a game because the other player is to young. that would take care of little fuckers that make the game shity."

-someone who wants warhammer to be more respectable

"well, I play warhammer fantasy undead and chaos armys. Also i paint my models and try to play fare games so it is fun for everyone. I just play with my cousin for now until i feel ready to go and play games with others. I agree, for most players behalf that i would hate to play a game with someone who is unfare, unreasonable, and a know it all. I would understand why other people would get fucking upset if other players acted like that. There is no reason for that shit so that just shows how soft head bastards they realy are. People like that should be burned alive while there dick is super glued to some hairy guys ass. thank you for your time."

-chris

"RE=Eldrad
I play vanilla marines and Ive fought Ulthway plenty of times. I usualy always win heres how.
I play 2 devastater squads one armed with plasma cannons the other with lascannons these have no problem popping wave serpants, now that the howling banshees or ect are out in the open I deal with them quickly with 2 bike squads each with a vet serg armed with a powerfist and terminater honers anything left is dealt with by 2 tack squads with missle launchers.as for the gardians,they fall quickly to the pair of whirlwinds
I have in the background. Wraithlords usualy fall quickly in the 2nd round of shooting from one of my dev squads.
finally I rarely ever have problems from a farseer council I allways charge them with my attack bikes and everythong else I have by the 3rd or 4th turn after everything else is destoyed and I do have rhinos for my tac squads and dev squads on stand by to provide shelter against mindwar and firepower.
Im not gonna give away all my stratagys but I find that if I can either flank one side real heavy or back the eldar into a corner (which usualy happens)
I almost allways (90% of the time) win and when I dont its because of very bad dice rolles and its got to be really bad because marines (unlike feeble Eldar) can afford a few bad dice rolles and still come out on top. Marines are equiped to handle any situation so the key to defeating Eldar is breaking the coherency of their stratagy. Every Eldar unit depends on another Eldar unit to cover for its weaknesses which itself has weaknesses so the key to winning is exploiting those weaknesses which I always do. Its like this the Eldar are masters at one thing and suck at every thing else and really there not all that great at their specialty either, the Marines on the other hand can be masters at everything and weak in almost nothing if you field the right units which isent hard to do you will almost always win against specialty armies.

The reason I call myself the Eldar Raper is to intimidate Eldar players because there so damn cocky and egatistical not mention Eldar statisticly and strategicly suck balls.

P.S NO OFFENCE TO YOU PERSONALY ELDRAD BUT YOUR ARMY SUCKS AS WITH ALL ELDAR ARMIES!!."

-ELDAR RAPER

"Dammit im a modellist that plays part time codex and part time white scars but i HATE people that have mabee one model painted and the rest are looking shiny and pewtery but that one, their leader it easily half assed but THEY DONT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT AT LEAST SPRAY PAINT EM IT TAKES ALMOST NO SKILL AND is easy and effective at making them look like an army and not like their monopoly peices."

-Stormtrooper

"I Hate all you lazy asses saying you play warhammer and spend no time on your army, its a matter of pride to spend time adding detail and making your army have a kick ass appearance. Yes agreed space marines are overdone, perhaps if they made a new begginer box with some different less played armies( eg. orks, ive played for 2 years, never seen one, and tyranids are common to see but not fight) Also the needle rifle need upgrading its pretty pittiful for a sniper weapon. White Scars FOREVER!"

-Stormtrooper

"i hate good!!!"

-Evil man

"Why hate, when so much hate is all around us. We must love, we must believe in each other. Theres a little passage I memerized from the bible, I think it goes like this:
Ezekiel 25:17
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and goodwill, shepards the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truely his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with GREAT VENGENCE and FURIOUS ANGER, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord, when I lay my vengence upon thee."
I also play Tyranids, Space Marine Legion of the Damned, Chaos, and Necrons. I think all armies are evenly matched it just matters on how well you play and wht strategies you use. This game is supposed to be fun, not to invoke hate and disgust. Remember you are in the real world when you're playing, and always that it JUST A GAME."

-The Lord

"Sven Goran Errikksson:

You do not have to say you are sorry to me... "Mortaveous" came at me 1st... I came onto this forum giving advice... I was being civil, and said things the way I see it... I didn't blow smoke up my own arse... I just mentioned Black Templar Marines (Yes, that is the army I play) and "Mortaveous" went Ballistic on me... Just go back over the last few pages of ths forum....like to my Necron advice thread... I didn't talk smack... I just gave advice... Then started on me...

The Topic of you being in prison, its cool with me... I have a few friends that spent time in prison... It is time you move on and leave that in the past, get your life started....life is too short, enjoy the rest of it... All I know, if prison is anything like Basic Training you will never see me there... Now I wanna thank you for joining in, on "Mortaveous", who was jumping at everyone or anyone who had an opinion... I'm not gonna keep the fight going with him, he is not worth the trouble.... He can be angry all he wants... I'm done with him...

To all now:
I play Black Templar, I love the fluff and the tactics of Close Combat... but I never said they were the best... They are great to play tho... and I do win a lot...

Well I'm gonna end this thread for now...
Sven Goran Errikksson- stay cool bro!!!

++Comm-Link goes Silent++"

-Mr... Dotzzzzzzzz..........

""Truthsayer"
Could you fucking drop the carnifix thing?. Get this through your thick kkk skull: the tyranids used mysetic assault. Now i knopw this coul be debated, with the codex mk2 7 all, but i didnt want to make a scene. It was a 1300 pt battle. The tyranid player only opted for 2 12 strong squads of genestealers so not to eat his points up an loaded up on hormagaunts. the hive tyrant was easily despached via the attentions of my 3 strong wwalker squad (hate it how you have to mail order to get ww with starcannons) the 'stealers died (or most of them)via a combination of my swooping hawks & thier grenade packs, my seer councill's elrich storms (3 in 1 turn) and my cheapass black gaurium ss with ther enhance warlock. Then the next turn the surviving raveners made it into h2h, supported by about 50 gaunts, and supported by 2 lictors. so just shut up and get back to putting your foot down your foul, slanderous throat. I mean how priceless can you get. one moment saying "he loved" noname, then getting mocked by him the next"

-Eldrad

"Eldrad-
My lord had an "agoniser". Wounds anything on a 4+ regarldess of toughness and counts as a power weapon, it can also damage vehicles."

-Mortaveous

"ok, ive found something i hate. when i do a perfectly good gag, and troy pulls down his underroos and poops on it. :)

oh, and i like it when i walk into wal-mart and find 4 gun pistol cases like the one that i cary my marines in, and carry my entire guard army (something that used to span 6-8 boxes)

and i hate using caps. they piss me off.

ever in a good mood since the Codex Ordo Malleus has, apparently, been schedualed for release sometime in january," [Looking forward to it myself. -Kitsune]

-The Cheshire Cat

"To High Marshal Merrick: A single Space Marine Chapter couldn't even scratch the Eye of Terror. Firstly, Space Marines are an elite force designed to carry out surgical missions and provide support for the far more numerous Imperial Guard, not to fight protracted wars by themselves. Secondly, the fleet wouldn't survive the trip into the Eye of Terror. It would be destroyed by the turbulent warp energies in that diabolical realm. Even if some marines made onto the demon worlds, you'd be fighting Chaos on their own terms - they could turn a mountain into a rock monster and stomp on you, or make it rain lava or something. If you want to fight Chaos, you need to fight them in the material universe where they are weakest. Nothing short of a full-scale invasion by every soldier in the Imperium could do even the slightest bit of permanent damage to the inhabitants of the Eye of Terror, and even then most of those troops would be killed before they even set foot on a p
lanet, and certainly none would make it back to the Imperium alive. Besides, there wouldn't even be an Imperium after that because it would have no armed forces to defend against the many alien races that lurk within the galaxy or, indeed, the forces of Chaos at large throughout the Imperium. I dread to think how someone as incompetent as you became High Marshall. That is all. Dismissed."

-THE BEST WARHAMMER 40K PLAYER EVER

"Mortaveous!
If you could stop licking your dark eldar archon's ass for long enough then you would have noticed that chaos are getting a new codex. I'd like to see how your wyches handle a shitload of berzerkers all armed with heavy close combat weapons (choppas) for the same damn amount of points, then perhaps some veteran skills. Furious charge (+1S & +1I on charge) anyone? Then you'll see who screws who in close combat.
I'd like to see your Archon handle a squad of possessed as soon as you can choose their damn abilities.
Or a Khornate chaos lord with Strength 7, 11 attacks and a daemon weapon!
I don't care whether you're playing newbies or veterans. But I don't care if you can handle chaos now. Soon enough you'll be getting a hell of a surprise.
So in conclusion....

Fuck you mortaveous!
Fuck you dark eldar!
Fuck you blood angels!
Fuck you black templar!
Fuck you emperor's children!
Fuck you and the rhino you rode here in!

Khorne shall slaughter you all!!!"

-Kharn the Betrayer

"your mother fucking darrk eldar wil master bait my dogs ass you mother fucker"

- .............................................................

"i dont really hate anything. but ill tell you what i love. i love it when im right! the grey knights are finally getting the recognition they deserve! and all you guys at other realms said i was mad! mad! well, whose mad now, eh? HAHAHA! i mock in your general direction! [Who ever said that the Grey Knight's didn't desrve any recognition? It was *your* version of the Grey Knights that was being critiqued at the time (on both their positive and negative game effects/balance). And I hardly think ALL of us said you were mad...well maybe a little:) -Kitsune]

MWA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

*men in white coats drags cc away, laughing maniacally*

-The Cheshire Cat

"Great Googly Moogly...
Can't believe I missed so much since the last time I looked at this site. Such a sad waste of bandwidth. I suppose it's good to let people vent. [I'm hoping thisallows them let off some steam...beter than going 'postal' out in public :) -Kitsune]
Seriously thought, can't you folks think of something more creative than multiple lines of cussing and repetitive use of shit and fuck?
damn. "

-Shadowpup

"I hate GW "clarifications" that change the whole goddamned rule. For instance, only about two YEARS after the Space Wolf Codex comes out they put out a Q&A clarifying that the "Storm Caller" power does allow you to go first on a charge. Then, two or three months later, they put out the new Assault rules that make it clear that ANY power which gives you cover does not work on a charge. Thanks for keeping the rule the same for 2 months. Don't even get me started on 'And They Shall Know No Fear'."

-Blue Asshole

"pathetic! pathetic! peaople arguing about a game
and stop hatin tou would do the same thing to if you
could that is try to make more money"

-b

"My Space marine fleet would crash the eye of terror and give those noise marines a rockin they wouldnt forget
DEATH TO THE TRAITOR LEGIONs"

-High Marshal Merrick

"I hate this dick in my store that runs around thinking he is the best painter in the world and insulting the n00bs and every model everyone else paints and then does his space wolves TURQUOISE AND ORNAGE what a wanker
BLACK TEMPLARS RULE

oh and if any blood angels wanna fuck with my black templars the blood sucking bastards can come at me any time"

-High Marshall Merrick

"Mortaveous-
today i accidentaly went onto page 3 of this board and noticed that you had a rant that said you charged

"my dark eldar archon five incubi and three warriors in close combat with marines a wraithlord a dreadnaught (not even a close combat dreadnaught)and guardians. all of this just died!!!!"

now, im no expert on dark elar special rules seeing as i dont play them very often, but for the saftey of my own wraithlord(s).. could you tell me exactly how a S 3/4 mob of ddark eldart could kill a wraithlord and a dread'? the gaurdiuns and the marines, ok, the marine/eldar player must have been demented, but how could you hurt a wraithlord in cc? or did you give them all power fists (can you do that?) dont get me wrong, i know d/eldar are very deadly when used properly."

- Eldrad

"Mortaveous, no i dont use mandrakes because they arent so good against blood angels
yeah i use haemonculus as much as possible but i still always lose because im shit.
now im regretting ever mentioning prison because im gonna have to put up with butt fuck jokesfor the rest of my life. yes i have sympathy with minorities but they dont need sympathy they need respect and eldrad youre cool, mr dotzz you cool too. Its my fault i started this politics thing lets just talk warhammer 40 000. Im even boring myself with this shit now.
mortaveous lets call it a draw im willing to talk proper to you if you drop all the racist shit.
Truth sayer on the other hand is a traitor to his own country and probably homo sexual
Mortaveous how you gonna side with some one like that? this is the olive branch dude ill only offer it once.
Peace out and to all the minorities playing this shit, keep trying lads one day GW
will recognise and respect you all as much as I do. "
With love XXXXXXXXXXXXX

-Sven Goran Errikksson

"To the poster who speculated about my motives for posting here but conveniantly provided no name to adress himself by...

I am the lifeblood of this site, the warm little center that makes this place worthwile. Without me what could you possibly talk about...noone answers anyones' questions here...noone makes meaningful responses...I am the only thing that gives you the motivation to return. I apologise if me being a member of the dominant race of men offends you.

and to eldrad uthuan...A carnifex...a carnifex...god you suck eldrad. What did you do when the hive tyrant an genestealers showed up? I get a feeling your not a pure blooded aryan like myself, such an inability to play this game is a clear sign of racial inferiority."

-Truthsayer

"Well, Stealth Mode sucks. You are all gay! You all suck like my a-hole! I have impregnated all your mothers, With a turkey baster!"

- You All SucK!!

"To gbrl: You don't fool me, you 34-year old virgin who lives in his parents' basement and masturbates in the garage every morning! Stop trying to be an auto-fellating coprophage and get back to painting your GW miniatures, you "faggit". Illiterate fuck."

-THE PROUD OWNER OF THE BIGGEST DICK IN THE WORLD

"what i want to know is how the eldar raper (we all know you cant get any) can continue to show such raw bravao, without actualy posting any of the superb tactics he's got to use if the never loses to elar (suuuuuuuure)so , idiot, how is it that you never lose to eldar on equal points? Now, concentrate, dont tell me how you beat the 9 year ol at Gw, but realy, i am interested now- hoiw is it possible to win against eldar evry time you play them?"

ps: what chapter do u play?"

-Eldrad

"I Dont have a Rant but i have a question:

What Army should i play? witch one is best overall.
i was thinking

chaos space marines
blood angels
orks
tyranids

which one plz help"

-U Dont Have To Know

"Hello everyone, I am new to this board an i just wanted to say high. Oh yeah, if you could all please refer to me by a cool nickname such as "kool-aide Karl", I would appreciate it. I deserve a cool nickname like that because I am the ultimate badass, for example, just the other day I was over at my friends house playing gamecube, and my dad calls up and says "hey its time for you to come home and go to bed" and I was all like "Kiss my fuckin' ass dad" and hung up...true story.

btw, what army do you all think is cool...I am just getting started and I really want to play a cool army so I look cool. I don't wan't people thinking I'm not cool so whatever army you guys think is the coolest please tell me because I need people to think I'm cool. I've tried turning my cap around back and wearing a wallet chain but I need to keep with the times.

Thanks"

-Karl Warnstedt

"has anyone noticed "the faggot" seems to bea pro chaos marine player? theres got to be something wrong here."

- Eldrad

"YOU GUYS THINK ITS HARD TO KEEP YOUR HEAD SOMTIMES TRY HAVING YOUR BOYFRIEND AND HIS DAD HAVING AURGUMENTS ABOUT DEEP STRIKING RULES ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL THE TIME ITS FUCKED ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

- DEVOURER OF THE WORLD

"RE"Jared paterson's quote: (whats in the 300$ Eldar box set?)

You want to know whats in the Eldar 300$ box set? HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA! nothing you will ever win a game with!!!!.

-ELDAR RAPER

"I find Truthsayer amusing. Why? Because he talks big, but any way you slice it, he's a loser. I mean think about it. He's either one of two things: an angry at the world, pimple-encrusted teenager. Or, he's some fat white-trash whino living in some shithole of a house (or worse), spending his time playing with his plastic miniatures...oh, you're a real hard ass, aren't you? The truth of the matter is, if you look at his history of rants, his racial slurs have gotten more frequent when people harass him about it. Don't you see? He loves this attention, he wants people to pay notice to him. Now I'm no Sigmund Freud or Carl Jung (and no, Jung was not Chinese you white-trash fuck), but I know when someone's eager for people to notice him, and this is definately one of those cases. So everyone, just ignore Truthsayer, stop feeding him excuses for him to excersize his poorly-constructed insults, eventually, he'll just wither away from this board."

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"I hate the GW boards I spammed them to hell they suck GW is gay u r all gay faggits 4 playing this gay game u all can suck my dick!"

-gbrl

"You know eldrad I would love to council you about how to deal with a carnifex but I'm afraid I don't talk to worthless Jews.

Another thing I hate...whats with all these Mexicans and their blood angels. Every damn blood angel player I see is a latino...are blood angels cheaper than regular marines or something? Or maybe you can buy them with food stamps? I honestly don't understand."

-Truthsayer

"I am a hudge Dark Angel collector, and when i buy new miniatures it's extremely rare for GW to provide any sort of banner or flag for dark angels. Sure you get transfers, but what goog is the army with empty flag poles. So I wrote email to them asking them about this (and they actually replied), they said the emphasis is to make your own banners. SO I ask you, how come all the space marine miniatures you can buy have Ultramarine banners. So you if you collect ultramarines your ok, but any other chapter you have to make your own.

Plus the regular stuff:

Stuff to expensive...............rip off................un-painted models on the gaming table (its just plain lazy).......etc.

Thanks for your time."

-A watcher in the dark

"If you feel your being ripped off, price wise, by GW mold your own. It,s not that hard, theres plenty of info on the net.I hate it that you can buy 50 plastic space scouts from one company in 5 poses for £10 and GW cost£15 for 10 marines. At one time you could get 8 terminaters £9.99 and these were metal, it,s no wonder they can build a massive new headoffice with showrooms.It's all about money check out anyone to do with them ,ie the perry twins and wargames foundry."

-inquisitor MAX

"mr. dotzz
please come to gurnee or tell me where you live and ill play you there, turd

sven goran
you were in prison? wow. i bet you were some guys bitch. a little bitch like you doesnt deserve to live and if anything your parents should have doen the human race a favor by leaving you in the woods so an eagle or bear or a forest dragon could kill you
but in all seriousness i will stop making fun of you and your waste of space useless cuntry if you tell me 1) do you use mandrakes 2)do you use haemonculi 3) and if you you use haemonculi

karn the betrayer
ive NEVER lost to chaos
NEVER
i play a witch core mainly
your berzerkers cant handle witches trust me on this im sure other people will agree with me when i say witches take berzerkers in HTH and fuck em up the ass harder than sven gorAN's cell mate did to him
ive never lost to world eaters either chaos are just played by idiots who dont realise that theyre best unit is possessed \m/ but even then a DE lord will take all those fairy prancers and sell em into prostitution
IVE NEVER LOST TO CHAOS"

-mortaveous

"You Fucks...are very funny...I do agree with the black guy, GW is a lot of very white pale skins that have a bad oppinion of my fellow neggas.....that is not cool .

A very white cool azz dude that was born 1/2 black...it is on the inside and in my pants...word.

BTW: I also like the lil bad ass kid that said "If your to poor, don`t play the game"!
True...very true...and funny...but you spoiled lil fucker....don`t think for a minute your 13 year old ass can just whup "MY AZZ" lil boy.....hee,hee...do you have a paper route to help pay for all your thick globbed on "painted at" marines,your mommy got you?
Stop expecting your parents to buy you shit, one day they will be dead."

-Brother Joseph

"wow, one certain unamed pale fuck has obviosly gone totaly mad with grief over his wasted life. dude, calm down, take two pills tonight , and stop confusing reality with 40k. Its a game man, a hobby , not a way of life. Has anyone that posts here seen "jay & silent bob strike back". Do you remember the bit at the end? "

-Eldrad Ulthran

"I HATE GAV THORPE HE'S A GAY BASTARD AND HIS ARMIES ARE CHEESY.
ELDAR ARE A FAGGOTS ARMY."

-FUCK THORPE

"Im a noob and yesterday in my second battle ( i bought a chaos box set and Archaon b4 i even knew the rules) my friend whos a noob as well ( his third battle ) Kicked my Archaon's ass in turn two with with his Vermin lord ( i let him play it ) And all said and done he was worth half my 2k army and i got massacred :( With archaon i managed to roll two 2's and one 1 when all i needed was one dice 3 or better for arhaons wonderful +3 ward save :/ all in all my friends a lucky bastard."

-i.r n00b

"-mortaveous

I don't have to say anymore...you put your foot so far in your own throat, I'm done and so are you TURD!!!
You might as well as you say: "Hang in the Park, and mug people...and slice them and do the hole you cut....
Dude have a Nice Life...."

-Mr. Dotz...............................................

"AHHHH! Things are looking up. I see were down to the last Eldarly player on this site. all us superior marine and chaos marine players out there, we must have patients eventualy Eldrad will realize that Eldar are inferior and either quit posting on this site or he will become one of us either way we must keep up the presure until all Eldar players are vanquished from this site. Once we finaly purge the weak we will have victory. THIS SITE IS THE GALAXY AND WE ARE MARINES (and chaos marines) EXTERMINATE THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!"

-ELDAR RAPER

"truthsayer"
"shut the fuck up you filthy kkk son of a whore. Its fucks like you that got the fucking trade centres hit. THE ASIANS & INDIANS MAKE UP HALF THE WORLDS POPULATION. Fuck you idiot, the units i ha to use bringing down one eye meatn the rest of my line wasnet as well supported as is should have been. With mycetic assault u have 1 turn of shooting before the tyranids are in h2h. "

-Eldrad Ulthran

"To Dude Searching the Web: You're a fucking ugly bitch. I wanna stab you to death and play around with your blood. And it's "long into the hours of the NIGHT", you stupid fuck."

-Patrick Bateman

"isn't this supposed to be a forum? you guys are really fucked up! calm down, have a cold drink, AND GET A FUCKING LIFE!!!! AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHHHH (irony folks, gotta love it)"

-togarini

"Yes Mortaveous ALL SPACE MARINES. So why don't you just SHUT THE HELL UP and go rant about how your dark eldar warriors (against berzerkers) get to strike first and then after their measly hits they get THEIR ASS WHOPPED ONE FOR KHORNE! And don't complain when your Talos gets ripped apart by the BLOODTHIRSTER! Our demons are smart enough to wear armour UNLIKE YOU DUMB ASS SLANESH! And don't even think of crossing the Betrayer again, or else you'll find yourself looking out of your window at an army of doped up ex-Games Workshop employees who were fired for worshipping non-existant gods, and then when you get a chain axe up your ass and there's blood and shit everywhere, then you'll wish you never heard the cries of BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Hahahahahahahaha!"

-Kharn the Betrayer

"Im just wondering whats in the 300$ boxed set for the Eldar.... anyone?"

-Jared Paterson

"I'm thinking of having my testicles removed, I'm never gonna need 'em anyway and it'll save me the trouble of masturbating every day. But are there any adverse side effects such as a high-pitched voice?"

-Juice-o-Matic 4000 (see leaflet for details)

"AHHH! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! OHHH! ELDRAD I WOULDENT BE LUSTING AFTER THE ELDAR IF THEY DIDDENT LOOK LIKE SOOOO MANY LITTLE BITCHES IN A HUSTLER MAGAZINE! (IF ONLY WE COULD THROW DOWN!)"

-ELDAR RAPER

"Re Jesef Mengel
1. Hitler doesnt rock, he's dead. (Thank god)
2. There's nothing wrong with the irish. You may have a point about the french.
3. We are the 6th largest economy in the world. Look it up.
4. What do we do these days? Have our service men their lives on the line
side by side with the Americans to defend freedom.
5. Britain is largely a protestant country which is tolerant to other religions
(generally)
6. I'm unsure why you think Middle Eastern terrorism is any thing to do with us.
7. No high priced GW merchandise, no 40k. With out 40k id become a fulltime alchoholic
instead of part time.
8. Are you Mortaveouses boyfriend?
9. I think its great you two are finally getting it together after all this time living in denial.
10. Fuck you both you deserve each other.
All the best, burn in hell."

-Sven Goran Erikksonn

"Well I guess this board is content to support the welfare of the chink and the negro but rest assured all of your souls will burn in hellfire eternal unless you change your ways fast.

Eldrad...listen here buddy quit wasting your time defending your inferior eldar race...like the barbaric peoples of the real world they too will be subjugated by the white man in time.

Sven goran sympathises with the plight of minorities?...Sven your a pussy ok? You've always been a pussy, your being a pussy right now, and in all likelyhood you will continue being a pussy. So please go be a pussy elsewhere you stupid british farce.

I never betrayed my country, I simply said that I would give shelter to islamic terrorists before I would a british scumbag. I personally hope the great destroyers come for your country next...crash a learjet full of plutonium into your phallic big ben or something cool like that. I hope your whole little island sinks back into the ocean where it belongs. Your people are so inferior that it belittles this whole planet. Understand that it is the british, and the british only, that prevent this from being a world of happiness and understanding, without them the world would be a better place...and every night I pray that some miracle will wipe out your whole despicable population.

Oh yeah and again Eldrad...you really had that much trouble with Old one eye...jesus tapdancing christmas what kind of newbie are you? Tyranids have acess to much deadlier weapons than a regenerating carnifex...its called concentrated attack you fucking invalid. Kids as retarded as you should be abandoned at birth like in the good old days. I wish cancer upon you.

Join the revolution today! melt down all the praetorian models in the world to make bullets to kill british people with...what poetic justice it would be...to see those brits killed by their own stupid image!

Goodday to you all"

-Truthsayer

"look are u warhammer peaple u all ARE PROABLY LIVEING IN YOUR MOMS BASMENT PLAY AND PAINTING LONG INTO THE HOURS OF THE DAY AND MOST OF U HAVE PONY TAILS U ARE ALSO REALLY PASTIE BECAUSE U DONT GET OUT MUCH. SO STOP BITCHING TO ONE ANOTHER AND GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!"

-dude searching the web

" i would take up your challenge, but unfortunatly i live in NZ , and no i am no a hick , i live in Auckland, which has a population of about 1.3 million. "So shut up and and get back to playing your weakass race"."

-Eldrad Ulthran

"Last weekend i played a game against this tyrani collector, and all said , he was pretty damn good. But the thing im ranting about is the fact that old one eye is not a GOD DAMN SPECIAL CHARACTER of course the moment i saw him deploying the bugger, i whipped out Eldrad,Feugan,and Korandras. Even with them , im thinking im gonna have hell briningin the sucker down. but then the cunt tells me he osent agree to special characters and i tell him to take one eye off.Im on the verge of not playing, but i decide to bring out my ol eldar hareliquen models, purchased from a twenty someyting collector. I show him my special rule an he tells me to fuck of (they were 22 point, s4 ,ld10, banshees) so i tell him i play with the harlewquins or not at all.The fucker beat me cause he used mysetic assault. Straigt after that i bought a gang of fire dragons & another 2 wraithgaurd.lets see someone pull THAT one on me."

-Eldrad Ulthran

"ok well , its been 10 minuites and here i am going back on what i said about not responding to the maniacal and homosexual eldar luster.What he said alone about "a fucking up the ass..." was enough to show him for what he he realy is.But realy "ariANAL" ? this is one sick cunt were talking about. Not only oes he claim to lose with eldar after trying lots of different tactics , but he was the audacity to whine about the ALL F***ING MIGHTY MARINE statistics.By just reading this guys rants, you become certain all of "not a skaven player"'s writing apply in double to him."

- [left blank]

"I hate armies that think that they are the best like eldar and space marines becuase everyone knows that chaos are the best!"

-A hypocrite

"0 Thank GOD there are still some even remotly sane people on this board , like th commisiar, who can end a a argument before it gets to blood vendetta proportions.The exchange of bone chilling rants from this stephan guy an this moraveous woul make osama bin ladens psyciatrist shit himself .come on people , get back to ranting about the GAME. As to this eldar luster , what woul a plasma cannon o to a farseer? IT WOULD DROP HIM BY ONE WOUND. BIG F***ING WHOOP. oh, yeh , aboput the other seven , how much of your army points would you have use up on the plasma cannons which whould do jack all against the waveserpent &banshees coming your way? This guy is seriously screwed, with the points his devestators use , my seer coiuncil could be decked out with bells&whistles galore (for every farseer using fortune , you get 1 lot of rerolles) let it be known im not going to take notice of this 7 year olds brainless and illogical postings.Also , this guy who says eldar are sad , maybe a little , but in case u havernt notice , most of our most dangerous units are very fragile.I reccoment giving yoiur army some more tough assault troops to increase your odds of getting to terms with the seers ( aka death company , deepstriking terminators etc) .And as to the idiots rant about marines allmighty statistics, ITS CALLED A REAPER SQUAD and A STAR CANNON . Enough of this shit , I gotta finish my gaurdiun ss (brand new , pride of place models)"

-Eldrad Ulthran

"In SHORT ORDER.
Left Blank - You rock man i fucking love you!
Truthsayer - please realise no matter how much you betray your own country people like left blank
(see above) will always restore my faith in your beautiful homeland.
Mortaveous - (or however you spell your name) DONT FUCKING TELL ME ABOIUT DARK ELDAR
YOU CUNT ILL CUT YOUR THROAT IN YOUR SLEEP AND FUCK THE HOLE! Dont try to gross me out
ive been in prison, faggot bed wetting nerds marilyn manson fans like you stop scaring me after i shared a cell with a 200 pound scouser up for indecent assault.
Go squeeze your adolescent anger spots in some one elses face.
Worst of all you aint funny dude and thats your main crime. Fuck you.
Remember games workshop is the opium of the people
God Bless x "

-Sven Goran Erriksson

"You gay wankers all of you! The thing I really hate is this stupid website and all of you stupid people (that includes you Eldar Raper) and all you people with dead parents because they didn't die, they took their own lives because of you. even your dad louis perez so why don't you go fuck your bum chums up their ass' ! and all you mexican shits smoking your weed and all you gay people who like pop music and think rock and heavy metal suck,you are the people who will go to hell not me. and all of you gays out there who watch the disney channel and have porno pictures off mickey mouse. i will make sure you get arrested by my reincarnated nazi's and they will torture you till death.so finaly i have one more thing to say bin laden and his followers will kick the usa's ass and they will dance on goerge bush's grave!!!!!.

P.S. if you have read this we are coming for you."

-the disgruntled nazi (who hates choas)

"- -l- m0rTAvEoUs-l-
Retard, You are not even worth typing out another long message...
Be gone!
How can someone of your caliber even come close to judging me... Turd!!!
You still have not said what GT you are gonna be at...
I will tell ya what I will be wearing...then we can talk...
I know what you will be wearing "A Rainbow colored shirt", I bet..."
.................................................
-Mr. Dotzzzzzzzzzz................................

"OHH ELDRAD!!........OOOH ELDRAD!!......Where are you Eldrad?!! Gee I guess Eldrad seen my point or he's scared Oh and no response from the AriANALS manbitch Where are all the fucking Eldarly these days? Oh I guess theres one response from some queer named BEYAVUS who obviosly dont know how to play his marines right.Gee have you ever heard of devastator squads or whirlwinds? guess not or you wouldent be whining about losing to the most suck ass race in 40k, god your a sorry ass bitch! Im going to make a challenge right here right now I challange any Eldar player to beat me on whatever size board you want if you beat me (aint gonna happen) Ill give 100$ to any eldar player who wins meet me at the games workshop in great lakes crossing mall in Auborn hills Michigan on august 15 2002 all craftworlds welcome, however if you lose dont post on this site again. Soo! who wants to face the ELDAR RAPER! "

-ELDAR RAPER

"F*** you I don't give a crap all Loyalist Space Marines are f***ed up. Chaos will rule the galaxy, so piss off you f***in punk with a broken caps lock on your keyboard. You know I'm talkin' to you!!!"

-Kharn the Betrayer (and I still hate space marines!)

"HITLER ROCKS!!!
BRITAIN NEEDS TO STOP GIVING HAND JOBS TO HOMOSEXUAL NATIONS LIKE FRANCE AND IRELAND
WHAT THE FUCK DOES BRITAIN DO NOWADAYS
THEY HAVE NO EXPORT AND THEY SERVE NOPURPOSE IN TYHE WORLDS ECONAMY
YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORLD WOULD BE LIKE WIOTHOUT YOU FUCKING TEA DRINKING QUEERS
IF BRITAIN DIDNT EXSIST THERE WOULDNT BE ANY CATHOLIC PRIESTS GANG BANGING LITTLE CHILDREN
THERE WOULDNT BE ANY MIDEAST TERRORISM
THERE WOULDNT BE ANY HIGH PRICED GW MERCHANDICE
AND MOST OF ALL THERE WOULDNT BE WORTHLESS BRITISH FAGGOTS"

-JESEF MENGEL

"when i saw the trade center get hit i thought:
"Damn to bad they didnt have british prime minister and queen with 600 british citizens in the trade center" "

-mortaveous

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