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"yOu KnoW i sHOulDNt EVen DIgNify yoU wiTh a reSpONsE But...
here we go
1. all space marines?
IvE beEN PlaYiNg lONg ENouGh tO KnOw tHAt space marines are just a medium
they dont excElL in assualT and they will get ripped a new one against a race that has the big guns lIKe TaU
2.i dont go to GT becauSe im nOt An InSecURe person who needs to excell at eeverything
you SEem LIkE tHe bAsiC wHiTE PuRiTAn JoCk THat rUns aROuNd SCreaMInG "WE NEED TO WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! GO TEAM!!!"
And look at your maturity level "i fucked your mom" ???
you know how bout i go and bang your mom until her cunt bleeds and then when shes pregnant with another bastard child ill fuckin jump her in the middle of the night and cut the fetus out of her infectuos womb
then ill fuck the hole i carved in her while i make heR GAg On hER bAStard childs embryo
who do think is more intimdating now
aNd dONT StAtE ThE oBvIOuS oF Me BEiNg a sICk fuCK
I pLaY DArk ElDAr yOu HAve tO Be a sICk FucK iF yOu PlAy ThEM ;)

PS> Sven Goran Erikkssonn a little pussy brit like you doesnt deserve to play dark eldar
dont act like the english invented the english language if any thing its latin that is the true form of our language
gET YoUr hEAd oUT Of yOuR ASs you fUcKInG bRIt
PUNKS DEAD AND YOUR EMPIRE IS FUCKING RAPED AND BURIED ALIVE"

- -l- m0rTAvEoUs-l-

"HEY IANAL AREANALS MANBITCH us marine players dont need moral foot room against one of the most suck dick races in 40k, we have statistics (WS4 BS4 S4 T4 I4 and lots of kick ass weaponry) and combined with good tatics thier damn near unstopable. You see all you Eldar players know its true Every time you lose against marines deep down inside you wish you would have collected another army.It kind of makes you feel insacure like a pretty boy his first day in prison Doesent it."

-ELDAR RAPER

"Hey ELFAG I mean Eldrag no!! I Mean Eldrad what do you get when you add 8 plasma cannon templates, a whirlwind ordenance template and a few frag templates on your farseer counsel?......mmmm give up? A FUCKIN UP THE ASS BY THE ELDAR RAPER!! You see all you stupid Eldar players Marines are the best why? because G.W made them that way. The best thing all you Eldar players can do to win battles in 40k is STOP PLAYING ELDAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. ( god your all so fucking dumb)"

-ELDAR RAPER

"Sven Goran Erikksson, I couldn't agree more with you. Truthsayer is a racist, cock-sucking, white-trash, fatherless sonofabitch, because the drunken fuck couldn't support the teenager he impregnated. He rants on about his 'chinks' and negros cause he's an insecure bastard (quite literally). He sees people of other races surpassing his trailer-park ass and feels jealous. He takes out all his anger on Brits probably because he knows some British kid he made fun of in school, and now that kid is some huge business tycoon who has Truthsayer shine his shoes while he reads his newspaper. He probably is some shit warhammer painter and player too, and goes onto this board and lies through his plaque-covered teeth about beating the Tau with his Vanilla Marines. The Americans DID do a lot in World War 2, but if it weren't for the Integrity and the Stamina of the British against the Luftwaffe, Britain would've fallen, Hitler would have sacked Russia, and then America would've gone down. Also, America did do a major part regarding the offensive in WW2, but I'm positive if fuckwits like people Truthsayer were in command during those times, America would've surrendered after Pearl Harbor (much less join Hitler). But let Truthsayer's hick-ramblings slide off your back, his life is miserable enough already, and we should just leave him be. I know, and you know that he's just a hick bastard who'll eventually say the wrong thing to the wrong guy and wind up pissing through his ass. That hick's just full of hot air, so let him fuck himself. He probably didn't even watch the World Cup anyway, just worked himself up into some drunken hick-rage after his skunk was undercooked."

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"Ok, I have ranted for a long time, but never on the net, so here goes. I hate f#%$#@ing ELDAR!!! They represent everything that is wrong. Look at all the armies; Tau, weapons specialist- Tyranids, close combat specialist- IG, lots of people lots of shots, oh yeah, and good tanks- I don't even want to start with Space Marines, they suck, all the races have something they excel in, but what about the Eldar, what do they excel in? EVEYTHING! They have awesome weapons. Those of you that think Terminators rock, I guess you haven't seen them facing a starcannon. Terminators that go down like flies. Brightlance (shut up Dark Eldar people, you have this too) I don't care that you spent 250 points of your army on the best piece of tank in the universe that has an armor rating of 14, I have a bright lance, now it's 12! Snipers that can hide better and that can have a weapon that can throw AP 1 rounds. Do you know how many Terminators I have lost to these buttmunchers? One of the biggest things of them all, the friggin Wraith lord. Toughness 8!!! AAARARRAGGGGHHHH he's in close combat with my people, here, don't even bother, they are all dead, cause THEY CAN'T HURT YOU!!! And have you ever seen this stupid formation used by an Eldar player, it sucks:
20 gaurdians, with a starcannon platform. (So what, bolter fire can bring them down like flies, no wait, what's that, a Warlock with conceal, they all get a 5+ invulnerable save, so what it's hard to achieve, oh wait, theres the farseer with fortune, all of them can reroll any failed armour saves.) Behind them are wraithgaurds with wraithcannons (can you say nasty?), and behind that is a wraithlord. After seeing this formation, a believe the tyranids have been screwed with the "shoot the big ones" rule.
There are a lot more things I can bitch about the Eldar, but I think this is enought. Just take the codex and read for yourself. Look at the special characters are try your hardest not to cry. Eldar are the cheesist thing to come to the universe. God help the Emperor, cause he's about to have a Craftworld enter his palace. Beware of Mind War!"

-beyazkus beyazkus@yahoo.com

"Ok Eldrad, I don't want to get into a blood feud here, so I'm willing to end the storm that's brewing. I do agree with you, it's all about the dice rolls, it's about luck, and bragging about armies makes me sound like a bleeding hipocrit (with my, 'I hate arrogant players' rant down below). However, regarding your most recent post, I DO have to object to your anti-Tyranids rant. I do not play Tyranids--I play Space Wolves and Speed Freeks/Footslogging Orks. However, I do play AGAINST Tyranids, and I do know a thing or two about them. If someone customizes them, for a measly points hike they can get initiative 5 and strength 4. It's pretty nasty, and being that they can fleet of foot and charge 12'', I think they'd be the ones charging your guys, not the other way around. Gaunts also have some rule about striking with full attacks despite being 2 inches away, well 12 Gaunts w/ 4 attacks each can be a handful--trust me. Now I'm not saying you're Ulthwe aren't capable of downing a 'Nid army, but come on, you can't say that you would just butcher a 'Nid army like that. They are very formidable. Anyway, I end the argument. Hope you do the same."

-Commissar Zhukov

"I hate all Space Marines,especially BLACK TEMPLAR!!! and do not give a crap about what you say, I am prejudiced against all Space Marines and if you disagree with me then I will slaughter you for Khorne."

-Kharn the Betrayer (after single-handedly defeating a Black Templar army)

"I HATE BATMAN"

-Val

"hello there"

-Arigon

"Mortaveous plzzzzzzz read this:

"tHe tRUtHSaYEr iS rIgHT!!
eLDaR aRE tHE tYPe Of dIcKS
ThAT woUlD jeRk TAU oFf iN a SUanA
ElDar sUcK oFF CatHOliC pRiEStS"

- -l- m0rTAvEoUS

Retard, if I didn't know better I swear you are a Fag....damn dude!!!

Please start posting your worthless opinion else where...."Rainbow Boy"!!!!"
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-Mr. Dotzzzzzzzz........................

"I hate it when little ten year old kids drag their mom into gw and starts yelling "ohh look mom i want that toy" uhhhh that really pisses me off! It is not a toy for crist¥s sake and as it says on the boks 11+ that means that little eight year old kids CAN NOT bye warhammer!!! But does the gw staff do anything about it NOOOOOOO becouse they have to make money now IT IS DISCUSTING!!!!!!!!!

And there is another thing thats bugging me: why is warhammer 6 edition made so simple that a little seven year old kid can read the rules in five minutes and play a game AND NO MORE FLYHIGH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...........THAT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!
The same goes for warhammer 40k.

I also hate it when a little boy comes up to you while you are playing a game in gw and asks you if he can control one of your units when you say no he keeps asking why and bugging you so you cant consentrate. And the worst part you cant hit\kick\slap\bite\rip\ or yell at him in the store...................THAT I REALLY HATE.

I hate it when my cool dark angels get confused with SALAMANDERS what is up with that! dont you know dark angels has a cool dark green color and salamanders have discusting green\brown color that makes your eyes hurt!!!!!!!!!!!I REALLY HATE THAT.

i HATE: SPACE WOLVES THEY ARE BEARDY, ULTRA MARINES CUS I HATE GOODY-GOODY GUYS, IMPIRIAL FISTS (EMPEROR¥S LAPDOG), ALL BEARDY GITS, LITTLE KIDS PLAYING WARHAMMER, THOMAS HE IS A REAL JACKASS!, POP MUSIK UHHHHH, WARMASTER SUCKS THAT ABOUT SUMES IT UP.

I hope you enjoyed reading the things i hate and i hope you agree. And if dont you are a little ass hole and go home and fuck your mother. thankyou.

PS: Dark angels RULES!!!!!!"

-THE INTORIGATOR

"i come from a little town in nova scotia and over there i cant even find GW stuff and even when i do find the occasional hobbie shop the prices for paints a through the roof i myself dont collect stuff froms GW (for ovibious reasons i collect paint im a painter its my living i paint miniture structursand the paints they sell are cccccrrap there crusty , runny , all shit so stop wasting your money"

-chris richards ( professional miniture painter )

"I hate it when girls talk to me at the pub. They scare me. I just want to have a drink with my friends, dammit! Leave me alone!"

-Bumblor the N00B

"Forge world sucks donkey dick, their big toys cost as much as a fucking ps2. I hate people who whine about cheasy armies because they are too stupid to learn tactics. Also people who play Ultramarines or sisters of battle."

-Disrupto

"I hate the fact that I'm a shit player and I know nothing about strategy and always get beaten. I rushed some Chaos Space Marines holed up in a fortress made of cereal boxes with my Blood Angels, no cover, no outflanking, just charged a fortified position - BIG MISTAKE! Massacre! Every man rapid fired to pieces within three turns, although I managed to blow one arm of the Chaos fiends' Dreadnought. 2nd Ed. I was a stupid kid."

-Bumblo the N00B

"I hate it when I phone my friends and ask them to come round and play a few games, but they never do because they've grown out of Warhammer and all have girlfriends and meaningful lives while I'm still painting toy soldiers."

-Vulkan the Ethiopian (Don't believe the Ecclesiarchy's lies! The Emperor is black!)

TRUTHSAYER
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!
YOU FUCKING RACIST MOTHER FUCKER
I PLAY DARK ELDAR NOT PRAETORIAN GUARD YOU CUNT!
Whose language do you crucify every time you open youre shit stabbing mouth?
Do you think its a coincidence that we speak the same language? just like a dirty yank bitch to slag off possibly the only country left that can fucking stand them.
Well done youve set back race relations twenty years, bitch.
Im all for equality but people like you who jerk off there fathers corpse for pocket money like you make me sick.
Islamic terrorists? you are even sicker than nme and thats fucking the only good thing about you.
Fair play to you for being such a dark cunt though.
Love you loads sexy.
p.s Youre right about the praetorian guard and squats.
all my love x x x

-Sven Goran Erikkssonn

"Darkie, you're insane. Mongol Space Marines are cool, and Allah loves the white man. And if you think I'm white then you're insane AND stupid. So there. Go eat a potato."

-Human Mercenary Commander

"Ok, I play Blood Angels, I lose very very few times. Not because I'm cheesy, but because I play with good tactics, have a very balanced army, and use my Devestator squads for supressive fire, and to shoot assaulting units rather than Devestator like units. (Think about it, kill their assault squads, they're dev squads will fall easily to my honour gaurd with power weapons! Duh!)

Now, I was playing a 1k Tournament a few weeks ago and lost miserably to a single army. They had 6 troop squads, with 4 AP2 weapons in each,and 11 men. Each turn, he fired 12 36" shots, and had 12 12" shots. Yeah, I played Dark Eldar. And for 11 Warriors, 2 lances, and 2 blasters, he annihilated my ass. Plus, he still had room for a 400 point HQ and retinue. His 11 men units only costed 110- each with their nice fucking AP2 weapons. Cheesy bastard. He just rolled dice, and rolled,and rolled, and by the end of my second turn I was annihilated. 12 AP2 shots versus my small blood angels army was more than enough. The only thing that pisses me off is how cheap they were. It was so fuckin' insane it's not even funny. These people piss me off. And all games workshop has to say was:

"What I can do is try to give you some pointers. More jetpacks!!! Your Death company gets them for free! You should never have been stalled 7" away from them, that's playing right into his army. Second, why do you have plasma guns and lascannons in your tactical squads? You are the Blood Angels, an assault army, ditch the ranged firepower and go for the throat. Move up using whatever cover you have. Screen with jump pack troops. If you get them in, he can't shoot with the squads that are fighting them, then bring up the rest of the infantry. And I know it's tempting to have Veteran Sergeants, but in a 1,000 point game, they're eating up too many points that could have bought that crucial extra squad. My advice, drop the Veterans, and make another squad with 5 Angels with nothing special. You should get more Death Company, and more troops will be there to assault.

Hope that helps,
Cheers,"

What a loser! Screen with my more expensive and better hand to hand capable assault troops!? Just to let a few Tac squad men to fucking assault, and get their asses beat!? What kind of Bullshit is this!? The hell? What a loser! His name was Tim *****, he's one of the rulesboyz, and obviously a fucking idiot! No wonder why Blood Angels lost at Tempestora Hive durring the battle for Armageddeon! They used Tycho, too.. and he's a very worthless special character! The MOST WORTHLESS! If I were there I'd have won. That's what Vet. Assaiult squads with flamers are for. To torch orks and fuckin kick their ass when they assault! "

-BurningDark Hadou

"Hey Slaness Boy whats your problem got beat by a 12 year old playing Templars Youd have to Suck Bad to be beat the templars they suck there HQ can't even get a 4+ save but then again you seem to hate everyone But thats because you A fucking Retatrd you Dumbass

P.S. SPACE WOLVES KICK ASS!!!"

-Seraph Lord of the Fire Wulfen

"-Mortaveous
This is what you typed you dumb fuck, I fixed your english...
Maybe after you get out of high school, you might be smarter, if you ever make it that far...
++My words are in CAPS++, IN CASE YOU ARE TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT...

"Hey Mr. Dotzzzz
Are you fucking stupid or just plain ignorant??
NO, I FIGHT FOR THE HUMAN RACE!!!!!!!!!

You do realize that Space Marines let alone Templar ARE the WORST ARMIES IN THE GAME...
OK AND THE NEXT GT YOU ARE GONNA BE AT????

There is no way you can possibly fight me or the Tyranid player I know and win!!
WHAT YOU PLAY AGAINST A BUNCH OF KIDS / NEWBIES I BET!!!!

What are you going to do send a piece of shit dreadnaught at I having over ten dark lances in my army?
UH-NOOOOOO YOU FUCKING RETARD, I USE A THINGS CALLED TACTICS...
I LOVE KNOCKING DOWN A PIECE OF SHIT DARK ELDAR RAVAGER WITH A HEAVY BOLTER, AND WATCHING YOUR WARRIORS DIE FROM MY BASIC WEAPON CALLED A BOLTER OR A BOLT GUN!!!!

Then what, come at me with Assault Marines??
UHHHHHH-NOOOOOO AGAIN RETARD, IT SEEMS YOU DON'T PLAY EXPERIENCED PLAYER TALKING LIKE THAT...YOU LITTLE FUCK!!!! THEY COST TOO MUCH, SHITHEAD...I'M ALL TROOP CHOICES!!!!!

I should smack you for even thinking about that...
OH I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU AT A GT, AND TALK TO ME LIKE THAT...WAIT YOU MIGHT GET YOUR DADDY TO BEAT ME UP....

I have a Talos, ten Wyches and an Archon backed up with 6 Incubi.
YOUR POINT?? THEY POP UNDER A PLASMA GUN TEMPLATE LIKE MOST ENEMY ARMIES!!!

I played a Templar guy who had to devote three whole tactical squads and whatever the fuck you call his HQ choice???
EMPEROR'S CHAMPION, DAMN YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE ARMY YOU PLAY AGAINST...HMMMM YOU ARE STARTING TO SOUND MORE AND MORE LIKE A NEWBIE...

Just to put down, one ten man witch squad.
WHAT THE FUCK YOU TRYING TO SAY HERE????

Maybe you should think before you insult experience and better gamers than you‚ll ever be.
RIGHT...

Fuck you, sounds like the type of ignorant fuck that would rush a squad of Genestealers and then cry while your dad jerks you off about how everyone‚s race is bullshit and unfair.
1ST, RETARD, I KNOW BETTER THEN RUSHING INTO GENESTEALERS,
2ND, THERE ARE OTHER FORUMS/BOARDS FOR YOUR INCEST FETISH...YOU FREAK!!!!!

Your so fucking ignorant you probally wouldn‚t have the courtesy to give your dad a reach around while he‚s fucking you up the ass"
DAMN DUDE WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH FATHERS??? BUT SINCE WE ARE ON THE SUBJECT OF PARENTS, HOW YOUR MOM???
WAIT I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT SHE LOOKED LIKE ALL I EVER SAW WAS THE TOP OF HER HEAD, AS SHE WAS SLOBBING ON MY KNOB!!! DUDE YOUR MOM SUCKED SOOOOOO HARD I HAD TO PULL THE SHEETS OUT OF MY ASS!! NOW THAT WAS A BLOW JOB!!!!! LITTLE MAN LET ME KNOW THE NEXT GT YOU ARE GOING TO????? OHHHHHH YEAH BRING YOUR MOM WITH YA.............PLEASE LET ME KNOW PUNK!!!!!"

-Mr. Dotzzzzzzzz.......

"tHe tRUtHSaYEr iS rIgHT!!
eLDaR aRE tHE tYPe Of dIcKS
ThAT woUlD jeRk TAU oFf iN a SUanA
ElDar sUcK oFF CatHOliC pRiEStS"

- -l- m0rTAvEoUS

"i think it sucks balls that i have no clue how to play warhammer and the only thing i own is a big book called WARHAMMER 40,000 ROGUE TRADER and codex tyrinids my next purchase will be a tyrant"

-Fenris

"I hate putting together complicated scenery like miniature fast food joints and floor tile emporiums. They look good when they're done, though. Very urban."

-Vulkan the Ethiopian (100 glorious centuries of high-gravity, searing black power)

"shut up shut up shut up
chaplain exavier kicks ass
he WS10 and I9 and two thunder hamemers
and he has front armor47 and toughness 7 with 5 wounds
and he has a twin linked lascannon that goes wwwwwweeeeeeeeeemmmmmmm......BAM!!!
and its built in his eye socket
and has super mega time force wings that allow him to move 60 inches a turn
and he has the blessings of the emperor which gives him a 5+ ward save against all magic attacks
and he gets the lizard hunter ability so he wounds all lizard men on a 4+
and if he needs to he can call upon the super mega time force terminators
and he hates girls cause they ahev kooooooties and need to stay at home bare foot and pregnant"

-Calvin

"I hate racist bastards of any Skin colour!"

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"Is it possible for both binary stars to have a system of planets orbiting them?"

-Vulkan the Ethiopian (unstoppable for 100 centuries)

"I Hate the fact that I can't find a tutorial for painting Black Templar. Bwwaaaaaaaa!!!"

-Skyethe

"As of Citadel Journal Issue#49 I think its fairly evident that skaven players get whatever the hell they want. It is useless to resist them, GW with give them anything their hearts desire and its only a matter of time before they start giving them access to dragons and heavy cavalry. Skaven are impossible to defeat. They are masters of attrition...whole regiments of elite dark elf warriors have been known to dissapear under the tide of clanrat slaves that can be fielded in as little as a 1,500 point game. The little nutters are 2 points each! War machines and missle troops have drained entire reserves of amunition into the skaven battleline and still they keep coming. With the new citadel journal skaven now have access to a GREATER DAEMON, GODLY special characters, and an Uber-Chariot known as the doomwheel that is not only faster and more effective in combat than a charrior but has a WAR MACHINE class weapon in it as well as the armed driver. When will this madness come to an end? Skaven have already begun a mass deforestation operation in Loren forest, and if they have Greater Daemons and special characters with war machines built into their arms (Ikit Claw) there is no way those poor wood elves will survive!"

-Town Cryer

"I just want to say that all you Eldar players out there that brag on how you always win against marines and other armies are lying through your fucking teeth. First of all Eldar suck, why? because I have an Eldar army!! look in the codex you will find that gardians suck in hand to hand, Wraithlords always get shot to pieces the first or second turn, aspect warriors are too expensive and arent that tough anyway, skimmers are destroyed when immobilized, Farseers psychic powers dont do shit, fleet of foot just gets you close enough to be assaulted, star cannons hit on average 1 out of three only its str 6 with no blast template and Eldar vanquish when being deep struck by terminaters.The last 20 or so games Ive played I lost misrably ive tried many compositions and stratagys none have worked and its because Games Workshop dident spend
enough time balancing the armies I know I used to work there!!! I hate Eldar and I Hate all you ignorent gayass eldar players that includes Eldrad Ultheran, Iyanna AriANALs Manbitch and any other Elfag player that wants to dipute me on this site."

-Eldar Raper

"ok this is what sucks the most.... nothing sucks more than this. this always happens. ok so you start a new army you get some basic troops and an hq. you paint like 5 of the basic troops and you do a nice job on the hq and then you get some cooler elites and heavy support but before you know it you have a big ass army but all your troops are still unpainted. painting troops is so lame."

-benis

"Hello, It is my duty to inform the patrons of this website that any rants posted by "poopy" were actually posted by a person who goes by the name Dominick P. He is mentally handicapped and gained access to this computer on June 14 at 1800 hours. He suffers from a form of mental retardation known as Morathor Syndrome, which is believed to cause the spontaneous desire to play Chaos. In the past Chaos players were viewed as stupid, immature, racist, and immoral. While this not far from the truth, the tendancy of social invalids to select chaos as their chosen army is believed to be a pyschological effect of the syndrome, and not a result of their own depravity. So please, stop beating up chaos players and taking a crap on them, you are hurting innocent people."

-Dr. Hargrove Skyderriks

"I dont know but, you people like to argue about something that was made for fun? I mean if you people dont like it, fine go find something else, thats simple enough."

-Confused of human stupidity

"FOR ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO ARE DUMB FUCKS I WILL MAKE THIS SIMPLE I WILL LIST THE CHEASY RACES, THE DECENT RACES, AND THE RACES THAT SUCK (note often the races that suck are the coolest and dont get me wrong your cooler if you play them)
HERE ARE THE CHEASY RACES: TYRANID AND NECRONS AND BLOOD ANGELS
HERE ARE THE DECENT RACES: ELDAR, MARINES and thier sub races, CHAOS, TAU, AND GAURD
HERE ARE THE RACES THAT SUCK: SISTERS OF BATTLE, ORKS, AND DARK ELDAR"

-benis

"do you know what i hate? i hate the fact that as soon as you start playing an army it seems weak, super weak and you look at the other races and thing wow thats good why dosent my race have that so after a while you swich, and your new race seems lame and you want to swich again. andd then after switching 5 times you relize, even as retarded as gw is the actually did balance the races and you feel like an idoit who wasted a lot of money on 5 races. or maby this is just me because im a whiny bich who loves to win. AND 1 MORE THING in all the switching i never swiched to the best race, TYRANID, now they actually are unfair i mean OLD ONE EYE WTF!!!!!! he is broken!"

-benis

"hmmmmmm... commisiar zhucov . Yas!!! he is cool with his space pups and his tyranids. I really would like to see how long his gaunts would last against my 21 black ss gaurds w warlock , considering my gaurds are not only cheaper (8pts) , but are WS 5 I 5 with 3 attacks eack when they charge! I have a rfeeling my Ulwthwe would MINCE most of the armies you imps brag about. Yes , the eldar WOULD be the frogs in space IF the french women struck first w power weapons & they had awesome psycics along with alkl the other paraphemilia , but they DONT.I would REALY like to see mr armchair mach wits with with the seer council HES SO BLIND HE WOULDENT LISTEN WHEN "SOMEONE" WARNED HIM ABOUT HORUS & CHAOS.And also , yes , ONE 6 STRONG SQUAD OF BANSHEES WOULD GET MASHED BY ANY SORT OF FIREPOWER. But realy , do you think anyone would be stupid enough not to put them in a transport or use wraithlords agaist mass firepower or scorpions or gaurdiuns or in fact any other slightly resilient unit. I have only lost about 4 times to a marine player and , no he wasnt useing any of the angels , he was using ULTRAMARINES , the reason he won was because he simply was better than me. Now however , i mince him on a regular basis and hes collecting Tau. Of course ive been beaten here an there by sheer luck sumtimes (damn attack bikes , not dying no matter what)but overall im only beaten when either i screw up , or when im facing sumone with better tactics than me@!!of course this is happening less & less , hbut m y point is that its not the races that decide the winner its the brains."

-Eldrad Ulthran

"I hate all of you"

-That creepy suicide bomber guy

"I hate the way GW jack up the price at every opportunity, I hate the way the staff at GW stores harass everyone, I hate the little kids at GW stores, I hate the fact that Ultramarines have no special rules or special figures (cept characters, but hell, everyone has them these days), I hate the way that codex space wolves is the daddy of all supplement codexes...and yet their a friggin annoying army.........Wait......no......I come back to you guys if I can think of somethin else."

-By...well me of course

"Mongloids? Go preach you white man's lies elsewhere. When the revolution comes, neither you or the white scars will be saved. Praise Allah!"

-Darkie

"when i saw that manwhore of "iyyana ariel"'s rant , it took me 5 minuites to writhe this reply because i spent the first 4 minuites lmao. Its okay, manwhore , living in a world of dishonerable graverobbers must have corroded your Eldar sense of pride not ot mention your SANITY. Its only the bithright of the eldar to dance in the ashes of the inferior mon keighs pitiful civilisation !!!
Ummm yes , when did the tyranids and imps get moral highground over us? I find it humourous that a graverobber would call a member of the seer council dishonourable PARDON ME SHITWIT BUT MY CRAFTWORLD DIDNT GET ITS ASS MINCED BY A MOB OF GENETIC FREAKS. THE ULTRAMARINES STOOD UP TO THE BUGS BETTER THAN U DID ! THE ULTRAMARINES!"

-Eldrad Ulhran

"Sven Goran Erikksson, I was raised to believe three things above all else,
Chinks is good for building railroads
The Negro is good for farming cotton,
and last but not least, the British are good for NOTHING.
I would sooner welcome Islamic terrorists into my house to stay in my guestroom than I would some stupid Britsh praetorian Imperial Guard Player.

Good day to you sir."

-Truthsayer

"The other week I went to the capital because the Tau need troops for some big campaign out West against those Imperial fucks. Well, it was very impressive and all that with the big skyscrapers and glass domes and the flying things and the monorails everywhere, but I asked for a jacket potato at the hotel restaurant and they gave me a tiny little tasteless bugger of a potato, not like the big bastard juicy potatoes I grow on my farm, no sir! Ah, what I wouldn't give for a good potato, just like mother used to make! Not much chance of that now, hunched up in front of a computer terminal in the bowels of a transport ship on my way to some backwater, probably to get popped by some Imperial fucker hiding in a tree or something. Fucking Imperials."

-Human Mercenary Commander

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-mortaveous

"Want to take this opputunity to thank the creators of this website for giving up their time and effort to create and maintain my only escape from my hellish life.
youre doing a great job and i love you all!!
PS orks rock, marines knock cock.
No really youre all fantastic!!!!!
Love you all especially the more twisted entrants, if a psychologist saw this hed shit himself!!!!!!!!!
see you in my dreams sweet hearts x x x x"

-Easily pleased

"I hate it when it doesn't rain and my potato crop is ruined, and then those damned Imperials decide to trample all over my potatoes and it takes weeks to get a message boat to the nearest Tau sept and weeks after that for help to arrive and by then those smelly Imperials with their Bibles tied to their heads and their KKK robes have killed everyone except me and my boys hiding in the woods. "Watch out, Imperials!", we says. Then we shoots 'em."

-Human Mercenary Commander

"Darkie doesn't realise that White Scars are Mongloids underneath that white armour!"

-Human Mercenary Commander

"I HATE PEOPLE WHO COMPLAIN,
Don't you have anything better to do then complain?
I also hate Space Marines, and people who complain about termanators 2+ armor save, I mean if it bothers you that much PLAY ORKZ there choppa's make 2+ 4+.

-Squigly the Snotling

"the most annoying thing in the world is that the best and coolist and most played transport in the game IS'T EVEN FUCKING MADE!!!!!! You have to either convert it yourself so it looks queer and waste your time or order it from forge world and pay an ass and half for the fucking wave serpent i mean geeze if GW wants to rip us off cant they rip us off selling uss the plastic models we ACTUALLY WANT??!!.................yes and that is what makes me angry"

-abbadon the biggest meanest guy ever

"I hate"

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"I generally hate putting together metal guys. I ALSO HATE how expensive everything is, (esp. forge world shit)"

-The common opinioner

"Here is a complete list of ways to tell if youre a fucking dumnb ass and shouldnt be playing this game:
1. You cant remeber balistic skill
2. you use the summary card (COME ITS NOT THAT HARD TO FUCKING REMBER YOU STUPID LITTLE KIDS!!)
3. YOU PLAY BLACK TEMPLAR
4. you dont know how to penatrate armor example: you have sniper fifles and you insist on shooting an armor 12 vehicle even though paople tell you that you cant hurt it with that
5. you try useing frag grenades out in the open
6. youre under 13 and if you do things to try and be cute
7. you ask peopleif they could let you win
8. YOU CHEAT SAYING BY SPACE MARINES HAVE HIGHER INITATIVE VALUE THAN GENESTEALERS
9. YOU PLAY TEMPLAR
10. you ned your parents to escort you to the games workshop because your a stupid little kid
11. you shot at stuff just cause it there (COME ON GOD DAMMIT USE SOME FUCKING COMMON SENCE YOU STUPID 5TH GRADERS!!)
12. YOU THINK WRAITHLORDS SHOULD HAVE INVULNERABLES
13. you try using the lucky glancing hit rule on a Dark Eldar army
14. you use abbadon the despioler in a defesnsive strategy
15. you think genestealers cant kill Night Bringer
16. you dont know what genestealers do in general
17. you think that Dark Eldar are a shooting army"

-Slaanesh627

"Hey Mr. Dotzzzz
are you fucking stupid or just plain ignorant??
you do realise that space marines let alone templar ARE the WORST ARMIES IN THE GAME
there is no way you can possibly fight me or the tyranid player i know and win!!
what are you going to do send a piece of shit dreadnaught at i have over ten dark lances in my army
then whatr come at me with assualt marines?? i should smack you for even thinking about that
i have a talos ten wyches and a archon backed up with 6 incubi. i played a templar guy who had to devote three whole tactical squads and whatever the fuck you call his HQ choice just to put down one ten man witch squad. Maybe you should think before you insult experience and better gamers than youll ever be. Fuck, you sound like the type of ignorant fuck that would rush a squad of genestealers and then cry while your dad jerks you off about how everyones race is bullshit and unfair. your so fucking ignorant you prolly wouldnt have the cortesy to give your dad a reach around while hes fucking you up the ass"

-Mortaveous

"I hate arrogant players, especially arrogant Eldar players! They think they're so superior because they can kill Space Marines. Well, go fucking deal with some Speed Freaks you morons. I'd like to see you're Striking Scorpians go 1 round with a squad of Bikers. Maybe you should send your Howling Banshees against some Genestealers, or even Wyches (with the new Wych Special Rules about 4+ invulnerbales in h2h and an ability that halves your precious Weapon Skill). And stop boasting about your Psykers too! Shooting some fancy beams from your head isn't gonna stop 200 points worth of anything!"

-Commissar Zhukov

"What is with you low-lifes who steal from Games-Workshop? Some of us work long and damn hard to afford this stuff, and all we are get in return are higher priced because you assholes steal so much. Whenever I see someone stealing at my local store, I tell the staff immediately. I think stealth mode should save the IP of the people who actually confess to stealing here, and hand it over to the proper authorities."

-Arthur

"Mrs. Dotz,
The Emporer deserves to feel the NECRONS wraith...mainly because they are the only race that has onel"

-Bitchboy

"you know what sucks, all the cool armys just plain suck. chaos is the coolest army and it horrible compared to marines its just donkey dung in the street and dark aldar are cool but they just sucks so bad thier not even worth talking about. orks are really cool but thier just like weak tyranid. I guess tyranid is pretty decent and thier sorta cool but thats beside the point. its only really really gay armys that get the good stuff like marines necrons and eldar. the only good army that isnt cheasy and isnt gay is tau. i dont play tau i play chaos because thier awsome"

-Benis

"Tau rule! Thanks to them I can live in relative peace and freedom on my farm on the frontier of the Empire growing potatoes, only having to grab my lasgun from atop my mantelpiece when some Imperial fucks try and take my farm! Fuck you, you fucking fucks! "

-Human Mercenary Commander

" "The Mighty Donut",
You sound like a hate-troll so I'm being a dumbass for even responding to you, but in case you didnt notice this is a RANT site. Everyone here has something to be angry about, and if you don't, you have no business here.

btw, noone cares about what authors you read you fucking egotist, stop trying to sound scholarly on this site, its inappropriate."

-Truthsayer

"Hey Chaos Space "Marien" God,
Shutup and go do your chores you ignorant little boy, this is a mature site and we don't need little kids like you who are desperate to look like badasses screwing it up.

Children are meant to be seen and not heard."

-Truthsayer

"Re Truthsayer
Actually if you stopped fucking your sister on your mothers grave for long enough you would see what i wrote was actually pro american. Dont slag off the english were the only cunts who ever back you up. This country went into mourning when the trade centre went down, whats your problem? You think the French would back you up like we do? We owe you one (wwII) so we do fucking try to help you out. Regarding my irrevalent sports commentary you do have a point. Regarding my racial inferiority? Its nerdy little nazi faggots with no respect for shit that get me in trouble with the law for beating their fucking ass when i hear them talking having no respect for their own country. I hope your choke on your own semen you pasty little mother fucker.
all my love x"

-Sven Goran Erikksson

"damn! I'm good at this...
B4, I'd put an entry in to this page...a week or soooooooooo would go by, and nothing...Maybe My words of wisdom weren't headline news....
Then I put "They deserve it!", one day in and 2 days later, it is there... [Actually, it just depends on when you post as I tend to be lazy and put everything up on Friday...-Kitsune]

Necrons is the Topic today Boyz and Gurlz...
They are not cheesy...
If some of you Fuckheads would pull your heads out of your asses and would look at the 40K Universe, The Space Marines are not thee all poweriful Army anymore...
So be it, now you have to use a little subject called "Tactics"!!!
Hmmmmmmm... "Tactics".... Setting your Minis on a table Top and rolling dice is not tactics, having the Uber Army with Lascannons and Plasma cannons, and the HQ from hell is not tactics either...
When placing Terrain do I set a huge openning in the center so my rhinos are a sitting duck???
Do I spend tooooooooo many points on Elites and Fast Attack choices???

Think about what you are doing....Balance is the Key to winning...and your Troop Choices are the core of your army... Why splurge on them...
Taking hvy choices to max and then you take the bare min. in Troops....and then you sit up your stuff and wonder why the enemy doubles his models vz what you have on the table...
The more dice you can throw at someones army the better your chances go up....

Necrons stand back up...ok....fine....if you load up with Troop Choices, and shoot , shoot shoot shoot and knock them down...over and over again...Your opponent will start to fail repair rolls...soften him up...get inot is ranks!!!!!
Another thing to remember, Necrons do not like: Power Weapons and being Double Tuffed, get up in his face...and fight him on your terms....
Split his forces in 2, get to his Lord with that Ressurrection Orb and slaughter him...
You stay back and shoot at his lines....they will win...
Get into close Combat and fight...fight like you have never fought b4...
Whining about how tuff they are...well they are tuff...but no matter what army you play you can beat these Metal Fucks...

From my view, the re-birth of the Necrons has made the game not boring any more....always playing Marine players vs Marine Players get boring... With these Evil Metal Bastards i have fun again..."

- Mr. Dotzzzzzzzzz.......

"I play an Iyaden Craftworld army, and I just have to say...
your own people...YOUR OWN PEOPLE are against you now eldrad! How could you let this happen? You bring shame to our race with your childish and arrogant behavior (we Eldar aren't arrogant, simply decadent). You have allowed the TYRANIDS and the SPACE MARINES to gain moral footroom against us...before I would have thought such a stance impossible to those races.

For bringing dishonor to us, and through us our way of battle, I hearby strip you off all ranks and privalleges of a citizen of the great eldar race.

May Slaanesh feast upon your soul, traitor...

-Iyanna Arienal's manservent

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