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"My views/ opinions/ and reasons for being a Space Marine, a "Black Templar Space Marine".

All Non-Human Species and Non-Imperium Armies disgust me, most are foul, uncivilized, and deserve to feel the "Emperor's Wraith"!!!!!

"I HATE ALIENS!!!!! ...and I hope they hate me!!!!"

1) "Tau": and their hired henchmen the "Kroot". Tau are actually a neutral Organization, defending their Way of life. So be it, but they ally with the Kroot. Kroot are almost on the same level as Nids in my book!!! They Eat their own kindred. Hmmmm.... one of my Battle Brothers fall to a Blow that kills him out right. **(Sarcasm added here) We eat him, to honor him!!!!!! Come on!!!! That is nasty, "Hey Chaplain Such and Such grab me another brew-ski, oh yeah, and grab me another piece of Brother Whoever's ASS!"...

"They deserve it!"

2) "Orks": Hmmmm here is a good one... This specie is not happy unless they are fighting and conquering others... "Space Bullies", warring for the fun of it...hmmmmmmm... "GET A LIFE!!!!!!" They a made of spores, "a fungus is among us", green mushrooms humanoid creature walking around with Shootas and choppas!!! Mushroom here on Earth are grown in Horse crap in lil buildings and then harvested, cleaned and sold... "Foul, very FOUL!!!!" I like Mushrooms on my pizza...

"They deserve it!"

3) "Dark Eldar": This Specie ranks up there with the Chaos Marines. These Pirates are sick and perverted!!!!!! They take prisoners and take them home to torture them for the pure pleasures of Pain, and suffering. A Black Templar Marine with his honor and loyality to the Emperor should not be made a "Toy-of", to some "Wanna-be Space Elf"!!!!

"They deserve it!"

4) "Eldar": These guys have the cool technologies, and like the Tau fight to defend their way of life, but seek to colonize planet in Star Systems, they think they should have settlement in. They don't belong "Greedy Bastards". They are related to the Dark Eldar, by genetics!!! They remind me of the Pirate Wanna-be Elves.

"They deserve it!"

5) "Nids": These are just plain Aliens and are a Hungry species, wanting to eat everything...So in layman terms: "Eat me!!! Bugs!!!! Wanting to own worlds with a Great Food Supply... Any Terran System...

"They deserve it!"

6) "Necrons": Ancient Evil...They are like the Borg from Star Trek, wanting Conquer worlds, and rid the Universe of all life...

"They deserve it!"

AND MOST DESERVING OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7) "Chaos Marines": These guys are a disgrace, they shouldn't have the word "Marine" in their title... They shed blood to just for the fun of it...they take lives, and reek havoc for the sheer Joy of it... I play this game to rid the 40K universe of this Army... Anyone playing this Army needs their heads checked, they are evil!!!!!!! If you read between the lines... and add 1+1, Horus might as well be named Lucifer, and the Emperor being Jesus Christ... If you have ever read the Black Library's "Space Wolf",or "Ragnar Claw", you would Hate Chaos as much as I!!!!! If they want pain then I shall adminster it to them!!!! They want pain they shall have it...that is my oath to the Chaos Armies!!!!

"THEY DESERVE IT MOST OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "

-Mr.s Dotzzzzzzzzz.......

"i have pizza yay!!
just thought u should know

penguin.........right on man right on"

-cheese machiene

"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ENOUGH WITH THE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE FUCKING BLOOD ANGELS!!!!! SHIT A DECKED OUT SPACE WOLF LORD OR WARBOSS COULD MASACRE THEM ANY DAY AND THEY COST ALOT OF POINTSFUCKIN SHUT YOUR FAT MOTHER FUCKIN TITTY SUCKIN WHINING FACES!!!!!!! THEY ARE NOT ANY CHEAPER THAN THE TRANIDS(DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED THERE) AND GUESS WHAT SHITWADS I DONT PLAY BLOODANGELS BUT THIER FLUFF IS COOL AND THEY HAVE A GOOD (NOT CHEESE) ARMY AND THERE IS SO MUCH MORE I CAN SAY ABOUT YOU BUT IM GETTING TIRD SO (RAISES MIDDLE FINGER) FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH cHeAtEaRs mUsT dIe!!!!!"

-ANGRY PENGUIN WARRIOR

"thats right mr x blood angels rock heh heh (delay) heeeeeeeeeh"

- mr bill

"i hate those mother f*ckers who care if thier opponents army is painted or not and go on forever about how they hate newbies.... everyone started somewhare right? i also hate asshole shopkeepers who kick your friend out of the store because he wasnt buying or playing anything. i had just gotten him to come and check out 40k after weeks of coaxing. anyway i hope all of the above mother f*cks meet up with a verry angy carnifex someday(in other words die a verry painful death)."

wow that worked i like this site

-mr bill

"does anybody else have this problem? U play necrons ever since that shitty 3rd edition rules came out in WD, but now that theyre all beefy and shit people want to play them, so u got about ten necron players and ten space marine players who all want to "cleanse" each other. (note, all small ugly british childern who pump money into this game and support gw's secret merc army , u know they have one with all that fuckin loot, should die a slow painful death of a straight jacket, a wooden pinapple up the ass, a million tacos, a pound of cheese and cabbage, and an enema to top it off.)"

-nobody 54

"wow, u guys do alot of complaining for people (me included) who have the time and money to play these games."

-fart sucker NO.1

"RE:Tau ambassidor
i have a number of statements i wouild like to make about your "rant"
1) attempting to negotiate with with orks at all. nuff said
2) trying to reason with the gay nazi marines & mr armchair. nuff said
3) the idea of actualy letting a tyranid "Diplomat" get close enogh to "negotiate". and i thought the Tau empire was based on logic & sound jugement
4) when did i become a facist? It is simply the destiny of the eldar to rule the universe & subjugate its inhabitants. No hard feelings? good."

-Eldrad Ulthran

"umm, ok. right. a couple of things:

a) you should all learn how to spell. just a suggestion

b) you should all stop complaining. you cant change anything, so why bitch about it? Just sit back, take it, and come up with better strategies and whatnot.

c) finally, if you dont like the game, go read a book. There are a few I highly reccomend. Here are a few of the best authors: Stephen Baxter, Neil Stephenson, Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, Ian Banks, and the Dark Tower series by Stephen King is good, as well."

-The Mighty Donut

"I HATE ELDAR THE FUCKING FAG ASS GAY SCUM!!!! THEY ARE A DYING RACE COS THEY ARE HOMOSEXUALS!!!! AND THEY HAVE A LIST SO CHEESY ANY 2 YEAR OLD COULD WIN WITH, ELDAR PLAYERS ARE FUCKWITS WITH NO BRAINS. FUCK GAV THOPRE, FUCK FAGGOT ELDAR PLAYERS AND FUCK YOU!!!!"

-FUCK PANSY GAY ELDAR

"I hate crappy american comedyseries, they suck hairy balls"

-sin3b

"I know a guy who thinks that every time he loses to another army, he thinks their the cheesiest thing exisiting in the game. For example, I have played him with the Orks and I have played him with the Space Wolves. I would understand the "it's so unfair" rant for the Space Wolves, but Orks?!? How the fuck are the orks unfair?!? He shot at me with some lasguns and I took a mob rule test. I pass it and his response is "that's some shit." Well, taking that I have 6+ saves, an initiative of 2 and a strength of 3--not to mention being blown away by his ordanance as i trudge across a terrain-less board--I would have to say that taking a mob rule check would be pretty acceptable. I've also seen him lose to the Tyranids, Dark Eldar, and Chaos. The response "they're all unfair." I see, unfair because you're a daft commander? I also hate people like Eldrad Ultheran. I hate the fact that he takes the game so seriously that he taunts other races beliefs and characters. "You Space Marine Nazis! Muahahahahahahaha! You worship a chair! Unlike my Eldar, who KILL YOU with a Bright Lance!!!! YOU WANKERS!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! what a fuckwit. If you want to get technical with it...Eldar are the French of Space. Pale, flimsy, and very arrogant, they boast their magical ablities because they lack physical strength. They need magic tricks to win their battles (unless your Saim Hann. i have no beef with you--actually, I have no beef with any of you Eldar players--only Eldrad). Yes Eldrard, boast about your Howling Banshees. Flimsy weaklings who couldn't stand two turns against a squad of Termagants, Genestealers, or Ork Boyz--not to mention the damage they'd take at the hands of the Imperial Guard, Tau, and Space Marines firepower. You say "the eldar don't worship a chair like the Space Marines do! They do things on their own terms and follow the seer council!" Well, the faith in that "chair" forged a pretty damn big empire, didn't it? I mean, what are the Eldar now? Just abunch of pasty frogs flying around in cities about the size of two Imperial planets, Tau Territories, or Gazghkull's Armaggedon fleet. You boast your Psykers are so amazing Eldrad, but even all your magicians put together couldn't rival the amazing psychic powers of the Hive Mind, much less the Emperor himself. Not to mention the Farseers and Warlocks need to take their Excendren once a Culexus assassain struts onto the table. You're a fool Eldrad, a pathetic fool."

-Commissar Zhukov

"Space Marines players fuck their Mothers unlike dark eldar players who are daring enough to be different!"

-Not a Dark Eldar Player

"I hate it how some of you men out their oops I mean women out their. Complain about us Teenagers or some kid who woop your asses so bad. You start to think that your Army are so crap, And you want to collect a new Army, Listen closly you are the one who is crap, The next Blood Angel army I come a cros, Iwill just laugh at and pee on,

I collect Chaos space marines who will fu**ing eat Blood Angels
Im 13 and Im not getting big headed but I ask some of you Mem sorry mean (women). Out their need to GROW UP.

I was just reading this web page. And not one person bad mouths chaos 40k, wonder why, lol"

- Chaos Space Marien God

"Sven Goran is a fucking foreign sun of a bitch. If us Americans hadn't taken in this game when we did you and your stupidass countrymen would still be dicking around with praetorians and squats. We have saved this game of 40k and made it great. USA! USA! USA! USA!

Keep your completely inappropriate sports commentary off of this site, you are polluting it with worthless off the subject comments almost as much as you pollute it with your racial inferiority.

All foreigners must be pacified, starting with the no-good pompous brits. The great Jihad has begun. God help us all..."

-Truthsayer

"i hate when people think they know so much about rules but they dont know shit. I also hate that so many people play marines ad dont play different armies like eldar, guard, sisters of battle, chaos space marines with deamons or regular chaos marines,or others. Also i hate the gw shipping and prices"

-an adicted (who cares how its spelled) gamer

"I hate the brazillian football team for being injury faking pussies.

I hate jocks who support any team that played against us and bought brazillian shirts.

I relly hate the arrogant german team, still arrogant despite the fact we beat them 5 - 1

I hate people that try and draw political paralells between 40k and real life.

I hate people that try to draw racial paralells between 40k and real life especially those that get upset about it. ITS IN YOUR FUCKING HEAD. DROP IT.

I hate white racists, black racists , fundamentalists of all creeds, any body that dislikes the english working classes WERE NOT GOING ANY WHERE YOULL NEVER KEEP US DOWN

Any body that dislikes orks, any one who plays Marines, any body who fucking looks me in the eye in the street/pub thinking theyre fucking Lennox Lewis.

Also in brief.

People who ask me where i got my scars from who dont know me.

Short jokes.

Rich people.

People that hate their own country for shit that happened centuries ago.

People that smile gratiously when the jocks (thats scots to our american friends) slag us off with so much bigotted shit, that it would get you arrested if you said it about any other race other than the english. They want out of Britain, LET THEM GO WHINING TO THE EU. Perhaps theyll find another bunch of dull cunts wholl finance them. I dont hate scottish people just the ones that rag on us, and if i see another one in my local wearing a fucking brazil shirt im having a brek down (its happened before)

see you in Euro 2004 boys
ps fair play to the yanks, for a sport you couldnt give a fuck about you had a good crack."

-Sven Goran Erikksson x

"I firmly believe that the Tyranid race is the race, and if you stop to think about it you probably will to. Here are a few reasons...

1) The Hive-Mind is the ultimate form of government. The collective consiousness and will of every single organism in the Tyranid race, from the lowliest ripper parasite to the great norn queens and bio titans. Every tyranid is a part of their "government", every tyranid is aware of everything that their bretheren are...there is no corruption, no exploitation of the system for personal gain, and no bipartisanship. It is a flawless system.

2)The tyranid race has got their act together. They are united for the common survival and conquest of their race. Divisive matters such as the controversy over abortion rights and Terrorism are unknown to the tyranids. They are to each a brother and a comrade and they will never betray their kind or consider their own concerns above those of the whole.

3) The Tyranids do not pretend to be what they aren't. Unlike the frail bodies eldar, humans, and tau, the tyranids do not manufacture weapons and armor to think themselves warlike when they truly are not capable. The Tyranids are built to complete their individual purpose to serve the whole, they do not surround themselves with the denial that the other, conventional races do. Tyranids need not worship dieties or idols in order to gain some supernatural favor on the battlefield. Tyranids have no fear to replace with religious superstition. They were built to kill you, and that is what they do.

4)The tyranids have been selected by nature to be the masters of evolution. suits of armor will rust. Technical blueprints will be lost. But the tyranids great genius is reflected in their own form, and once a genotype has been created it is forever replicable. As long as a single synapse creature exists in the great vastness of space that the tyranids have ventured, every accomplishment ever known to the tyranids is eternal.

5) Tyranids are scary."

-Zeta, Arco-Tyrant...Hive Tyrant Modified by the Adeptus Mechanicus

"Black guards men get luckier rolls.... killing a five man SM assult squad with lasguns??? that sux... I hate it when that happens...."

-un lucky bass turd

"jeez... nids rock, unless they have 6 feet of board to run over.... ny 6 ravners killed 36 khorne bezerkers.... they really need to fix that.... Bezerkers need higher inititive!!!!

oh and greater deamons blow... till it took me 6 turns and 23 lascannon shots to kill a great unclean one... that was F'ed up....."

-nid man

"I guess G.W. is lowering the tougness of wraithlords to 7 and upping the points cost...... that sucks!!, for me anyway marine players will love it. P.S ( this is no B.S I heard it from the source)."

-Unknown Farseer

"That skaven guy is right...Chaplain Xavier can be taken down by a genestealer. Whover bought that model should be ashamed of herself. If you are the one person who uses chaplain xavier you have made yourself by far the biggest retard of all the people here by default...what, did you not get enough oxygen while you were being shot out of you mom's vagina or something? God I don't feel like letting this one go...I know some of you stupid sons of bitches bought the model and I don't feel like you can even begin to grasp how much of an idiot that makes you. I have more respect for those arab guys who sold their lives destroying the world trade centers than I have for you."

-Truthsayer

"Tau and Eldar seem a lot more like old british badmitton players who jerk each other off in the sauna room than races fit for interstellar terror warfare."

-Truthsayer

"Hey thanks for backing me up Eldrad. If you check the rants back through time you will see I've had some run-ins with these overzealous Imperial Fists players in the past. Iron Warriors are better much more skilled in the art of siege.

Oh by the way...I appreciate your hatred of the Imperial Fists, but please don't ever mention the name of the Iron Warriors or their primarch. We don't want to have people thinking we need weakass eldar players to back us up. Mind your own business and keep your hatred independant of us please."

-Preturbo

"On behalf of Tau players everywhere I would like to say that We support all those who oppose Eldrad Uthuan and his corrupt and fascist attitudes wich old serve to worsen the already bleak chances for peace among our peoples.

btw, Truthsayer, we aren't all chinese, I'm not sure where you're coming from, but I think your anger is misdirected towards the tau.

we hope for peace but will see this war through until the bitter end if you other races continue to disrespect territorial boundries and invade our worlds without provokation. Let it be known that the tau have agreed with The Imperials, the Orks, and the Tyranids, to meet at any place, in any council, to discuss a means to bring about open negotiations towards peace in the galaxy.

The best of luck to us all in bringing this terrible war to an end."

-Sincerely, Tau Embassador

"Whine whine, fucking whine...

This RANT/ I Hate Site is awesome!!!!!!!

Cheese seems to be the main bitch...
"ohhh the Blood Angels are too strong, or Eldar is too high tech..." Wahhhhhhhh...
The list goes on and on... Every Army has it's own cheesy stuff...Ladies and Gents there is a thing called tactics...

How you deploy, set up terrain, and what you send out in front of your army to lead the skirish line forward...will lay out in front of you...you fuck up once...and you lose that game, then blame it on a cheesy army...plzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!

A lesson is learned from losing like that from a so-called cheesy army, you fucking suck, and should not be looking at the internet for tactics and strats, Maybe a little more table time playing 40K, instead of looking at mommy and daddy's Puter at porn late after they go to spanking your monkey's!!! How about painting your fucking minis and putting them on the table top....and learn from getting your ass handed to ya...

Hmmmmm...remembering about year ago ...tro when I fucking sucked at 40K, this little fucking kid, playing UltraMarines! the little kid (Maybe 12-13) with his FUCKING Wonder Vindicator...that moves 24" and also fires 36"!!! We all know the is not possible!!!! The little fuck cheated me...I was a rookie, but That Wonder Vindi will never happen to me again... Try it again ...and out comes the rules, I'm not a rules lawyer, unless some one is fucking cheating....I think all cheaters should be shot...

Example of cheaters:
-The dick who has the floating ruler, you know, he measures and gains a inch or 2, while moving his models...

-The asshole who pulls a model that was killed, and then said he grabbed the wrong model and replaces it with a melta or a plasma gun...while you are rolling your many many piles of dice at him...then you caught him but don't wanna make a fucking scene...

-The fucking guy walking by your game table, and hears what you are saying in the game and start barking the rules out of the codexes or rulebook...Mother Fucker I spent 45.00 dollars on the rule book too and the 9.99-19.00 dollars on the codexes like you ....so get a life , and get into your own fucking game....

shall I continue....nahhhhhhhhh...I bitch enuff....

ohhhhhhhh, if you think everything is too expensive, stay behind mommy and daddy's puter and keep on spanking the monkey...

That is all I have to say about that...

later all!!!!
P.S.( I love the website...)
Another thing all.......FUCK YOU!!!!!
If you didn't like what I typed....wahhhhhhhhh!!!!"

-Mr. DotZzzzz

"Don't like railguns? Greater good doesn't fit the 40k universe well the ppl who get to say what fits made it fit and if u kill all of GW now how will u ever get the new codex to make that crapy old army better like the new ones? Now don't worry about rail guns and watch out for the gun drones which pin all ur really great blood claw packs for an entire game bc I don't feel like actualy getting around to killing them........ this game anyway. Watch out instead of the steath suits you can waste and entire round of shoot trying to hit and never see!"

- Comander Farsight

"RE: Profferor Poop
whooever you are , you are either the luckiest piece of marine shit ever OR HAVE BEEN PLAYNG AGAINST SIX YEAR OLDS. HITLER MUST TURN IN HIS GRAVE WITH PRIDE AT THE GAY MARINES & THIER FACIST , NAZI EMPEROR WHO IS NOTHING MORE THAT A PIECE OF FURNITURE. Prof poop , you are a wierd guy for liking the imp fists-THEIR PRIMARCH WAS AND ARROGANT BASTERD WHO GOT THE S**T BEETEN OUT OF HIM BUY PRETURBO. THE ELDAR R_U_L_E they take orders from none exept their seers WHILE THE GAY NAZI MARINES WORSHIP A CHAIR AS THIER GOD/CREATOR."

-Eldrad Ulthran

"I have just read through this pile of wines. Every army has its own chease crap. I play Chaos, Necrons, and orks in 40k and high and wood elves, dwarves, and empire for fantasy. Chaos and Orks is soposeed to be chese because they are to strong and attack to much. Noticed how they die as they run at u. Gee Orks have no armor if u dont upgrade it. The dreadonaught cant kill crap. Necrons cost a million points and die in close combat.

Elves chesey because they shot and use magic. They cost a million points and arnt that tough. Empire sucks ass. (Equitilent of Space Marines.)

Why dose everyone use Space Marines.

Why dose everyone say a army is cheasey if a supurior general aka player beats ur pants off."

-EXOdUS

" All you people...

You're all fools. All you can talk about is how unfair the Eldar/ Marines/ Orks (Orks!?!)/ or Nids (?!?!) are.

"They're so unfair"

Bullocks. No race is unfair. What makes it "unfair" to you daft cunts is the fact that you can't beat them. Well, I don't see that race being unfair, I just see a bunch of poor tacticians whining about their bad strategies.

"It's not about strategy, it's about luck!"

Again I say it: bullocks. If you're a bad tactician, it's based on dice roles. The good warhammer player knows how to build an army and build it so that his game isn't determined by his dice rolls. A good strategist also knows when to attack and with what to attack with.

You all need to stop complaining about everything. The game is about fun, not some pimple-faced adolescents crying that the system is screwing them over."

- Commissar Zhukov

" more reasons why skaven are better than space marines

1) skaven don't declare religous wars
2) skaven don't burn American flags
3) skaven have warp lighting cannons which fire through EVERYTHING space marines have homosexual urges which get them killed
4) skaven and genestealers are friends
5) skaven dont watch anime
6) "I for one believe that the Skaven are a truly remarkable race and if it was not for the efforts of the Skaven we would have been able to infiltrate the Space Marine world of UtraMar and utterly destroy the deviant Space Marines" -Genestealer
7) Skaven follow the ideas of the Knights of Standards and Practices
8) skaven dont jerk off to naked pictures of 80 year old men
9) skaven listen to mozart while space marines listen to blnk 182
10) skaven use the mighty sling while space marines use the weak bolter
11) skaven respect the egineers in tribes
12) space marines live on house boats amd trailers while skaven live in civilized houses and towns
13) skaven dont kill people because of their religion
14) skaven do the right thing by making the china-man work in his place which is the sweat shop making bad ass nike shoes
15) skaven invented rendering claws
16) skaven have mastered bio-warfare
17) skaven arent led by the criminal jervis johnson
18) skaven dont kick women in the stomach to perform abortions
19) skaven dont have sand in their vaginas
25) "Skaven Rock!!! Space Marines can SUCK IT!!" Matt Ridder
26) "Me like Space Marines." dominick the retard baboon
27) Space Marines like carson daily from mtv
28) skaven have figured out to rid themselves of the hispanic migration problem by shotting them with ratling guns at the border
29) "yes, ill help you bomb the world trade center." chaplain exavier
30) skaven dont let wear iron halos
31) skaven dont give quarter to the bastard alien race known as the covenant
32) skaven hate all jewish intruders to the Furher country
33) skaven shoot their crippled as to put them out of their misery; space marines put their crippled in dreadnaughts
34) skaven were the main factor that allowed the dark elves fend off the weak chaos
45) skaven are the main factor as to why the dark elves cannot successfully invade the high elf homeland
46) skaven are the reason why wood elves are pissed cause they burn down the forest
47) skaven realise that the only way to show that they are truly independent and strong is by destroying it while space marines depend on the sun which utimatly make them weak
48) skaven dont give hand jobs to jervis johnson
49) skaven dont run drugs to the aryan brother hood unlike you know who
52) skaven belive in saving themselves for marriage
53) skaven killed the people who made star wars episode I
57) if i were gay i would have sex with a skaven before i would do a space marine
59) skaven have veskit the master assasin space marines have chaplian exavier"

-Not a Skaven Player

"chaplain exavier sucks"

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"dominick's a tard"

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"U are all fucking stupid and fucking dumb for reading it"

-OMF GOD GIVE ME MY 5 min back

"STOP THE FUCKING SWEARING!!!"

-Aun'shi

"Whenever a Tau player tries to tell me something I'm always like "Shutup and get back to building my railroad you fucking chink" "

-Truthsayer

"Eldrad Uthuan...they are called HEAVY DESTROYERS and the MONOLITH you ignorant eldar cocksucker. Mobile long range weapons and a transport...now shut up and get back to playing your weakass inferior race."

-Truthsayer

"Here is a Quote From Nick Davis:
Thank you for the email. Your comments have been taken on board and saved for later reference. You shouldn't really be sharing accounts or threatening GW boards in this manner. We will be contacting your service provider shortly for abuse of their service.

You all seem to share the same email address as well. I am again sorry this has upset you, but we are only appling the rules which you signed up for when you started the account.

Please don't start anything which will lead to regret on your part.
Regards,
Nick Davis
GW US Webchap

this is what I hate since there was no threat to Games Workshop and he didn't contact my ISP and returned me to the Forum upon me mentioning that saving my comments would be a breach of the Data protection act and further more told him that if He contacted my ISP i would drag the Incedent out of the Games Workshop forum's and into court! Since I my Friend and I were accused of being a Multi user ID as we use a Wide Area Network and he claimed that he knew my password and another incident where i said "whoever flames me dies". "

_ James

"This degrades this site!"

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"Hahahahahahaaahhhhhaahahha. I laugh at your suffering. you are all suffering or wlse you would not be here hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. You are all a bunch of jokes hahahahahahahaha. Stop your bitching and just play. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha."

- POOOPPPY

"AAAAAHHHHHHAHHHAHHHHAHHHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHa!!!!!! I laudg at all of you"

-POOOPPPY

"Why do chaos players listen to Britney Spears, I just dont understand!"

-Dude who's pimping your mom

"I cant beleive all of this shit! All you people are a bunch of fat fuck cry babies! always complaining about the little "Kiddies" not knowing how to play the fucking game because they werent born knowing how to play the game like you bunch of sorry excuses for human beings! Im 15 now and I've been playing since I was 11 and i remember all the critisism, so I try to help the kids when they have trouble or when ever they make one of you sorry pedifiles cry."

-Dude who's pimping your mom

"Hey Darkie you really want get back at the evil white man,call Jessey Jackson and Al Sharpton, theil shut down Games Workshop in no time Then well all be free of another facet of white oppresson. If you dont I will!!

-Hang the Enferior White Fucks!

"The next time my bloodthirster gets killed by aything under 3" tall i willl COMIT HARAKIRI AMERICAN STYLE & CHUCK A 2L PETROL BOMB IN THE GW STORE DURING GAMES NIGHT MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA."

-Kharn the Betrayer

"I hate friggin GAY ass wankers who call the Eldar "weak" "crap" "useless" etc. MAYBY if they actually LOOKED at the special rules they would realize THAT I CAN KILL A WHOLE SQUAD OF ALMOST ANYTHING WITH 5 BANSHEES AND KORAHANDAS AT ONLY HALF THE POINTS OF A TERMINATOR SQUAD (hmmm, maybe not half) MUHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA. This aside, WHAT DO THE WANKERS SAY TO MY 3 WRAITHLORDS AND 10 STRONG SEER COUNCIL ON WAVE SERPENT????.

Incidentally, i happen to like the look on a rich, spoiled, 12 year olds face when I AHNIHILATE HIS WHOLE ARMY AND TAKE ONLY 20% CASUALTIES AFTER HE MOCKS MY PAINTING . JESUS HE SHOULD TAKE A LOOK AT HIS DEVESTATORS BEFORE HE MOCKS MY ALMOST PERFECT REAPER SQUAD!!!

I thing more people should actually think before they CHARGE THEIR LANDRAIER INTO MY GARDIAN SQUAD AND WHINGE WHEN MY BRIGHTLANCE BLOWS IT INTO SMITHEREENS AND THE TERMINATORS INSIDE GET THE STARCANNONS FROM MY 2 WRAITHLORDS JAMMED UP THEIR @$$E$

JUST CAUSE MY WARLOCK MAKES MY BLACK GARDIUN STORM SQUAD WS 5 , I 5 FOR 8 POINTS A PIECE (i think)

and before i finish i would like to say that necrons have had a harshe treatment with their new codex.I would have collected the little bastids if only they had a transport and/or long rage support.

It ain’t easy being smart & totally superior to everthing in the universe."

-Eldrad Ulthran

"I hate how people like mortaveous think necrons suck. He should just crawl back in that shit hole he came from. He probably has a piece of shit for an army."

-Fuck off

"Why do all the ethnic minorities play Blood Angels?"

-Osmakrosnious

"Hitler would be proud of all you aspiring space marine nazis."

- meat master

"I would be willing to bet Meat Master plays space marines because he is such an idiot that only a childish race like that would be appropriate for him. What job do you have that makes this hobby not expensive enough to complain? unless you service old men in darkened Alleys it is enough to break the bank. "

-meat master

"John xxxxx is fuckking ass hole
HE NEEDS TO FUCKING DIE
he plays dark eldar horrible
he didnt give his archite a FUCKING SHADOW FIELD
shadow field is just a good peice of equipment why the fuck wouldnt you want it and then he used raider squads come on dark eldar warriors on a raider with less HVY and ASSUALT weapons is a waste put the stupid homosexual warriors on the ground with dark lances and pick off the necrons 2 at a time and he used HELLIONS!! hellions are always a bad chioce save the pionts and buy kroot snipers
this guy is worse than jervis johnson (yes thats right worse than the ass who made the chaos codex)
this guy needs to be gang raped bukkake style thats how evil and such a poor of an excuse of a human being he is.
i also heard that John xxxxx preforms sexual acts of deviancy in the confesion both of churches with young people of the same sex
i think all people of race and eligion need to come together so we can deal with this ass hle

-mortaveous

"a guy that thought you'd have something important to say". Why don't you PROOF READ my ballsack you fucking faggot"
-JervisXOXO

"Hey john...laser weapons are mass produced because they suck balls. You shouldn't wish for such retarded weapons for your chaos. What are you some stupidass little kid?"

-EAT MY ASS

"Boobies."

-Calvin

"Everyone Dies......No one Lives."

-tHe NeCrOnZ

"SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPPPPPP EVERYTHING BUT IMPERIAL FISTS AND DEATHWING SUCKS MY ASS....ALL OF THE OTHER RACES SHOULD BE TAKEN OUT OF THE GAME, THEY ARE ALL REALLY REALLY STUPID ESPECIALLY "FAG"NIDS AND "FUCK"DAR THE MARINES CAN TAKE OUT ANYONE AND THEY DONT NEED ANY STUPID RETARDED ALIEN SHIT TO HELP THEM. The last game I played I went 1,500 of my Imperial fists and 1000 pts of Deathwing allies against a massive attack by Eldar and "FAG"nids...WE FUCKING SLAUGHTERED THEM....ALL OF THEM...I ONLY LOST 3 MARINES AND I KILLED BOTH OF THE GUY'S FARSEERS AND A FUCKING CARNIFEX!!! THIS IS PROOF BEYOND BELIEF THAT ALL RACES BESIDES THE FISTS AND DEATHWING SHOULD BE STRIKEN FROM THE RULES....>GOD I HATE THOSE ALIEN SCUMBAGS...THEY RUIN THIS GAME...>THIS GAME WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT WARS AMONG THE SPACE MARINE LEGIONS>>....THEN GW WENT AND FUCKED IT ALL UP BY ADDING THESE STUPID ALIENS. I HATE THIS GAME....I HATE IT....YOU PEOPLE RUINED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!"

-professor poop

"PROOF READ? suck my cock you stupid space marine player....suuuuuuuuck it"

-professor poop

"God I hate people who Whine? YOUR A FUCKING IDIOT>..THIS IS A RANT SITE. YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN SHOT AT BIRTH LIKE ALL THE OTHER RETARDS. I CURSE YOU...I CURSE YOUR FUCKING NAME. TYRANIDS WILL RAPE YOUR CHILDREN!! YOUR SO STUPID...READING YOUR IGNORANT RANT HURT MY BRAIN>>>WHY DID YOU WRITE THAT? WHHHHYYYYYY...ITS SUCH A STUPID ARGUMENT. YOU CAN BEAT MOST ADULTS>..GOOD FOR YOU! IF YOU CANT BEAT MOST PEOPLE YOU COME HERE AND BITCH ABOUT IT>>>.....LEAVE US TO OUR PEACE!!!"

-I HATE YOU SO MUCH (tyranids ROCK)

"I hate a lot of things. The prices are WAY too high for what you get. You use to be able to get high quality products (metal minis, better looking models, etc) at lower prices. Now you get piece of shit models that are more than likely plastic at outrages prices.
I also hate pussies whinning about how tough terminators are. There was a time when they got two dice to role on their armor save. Terminators where better than tanks. A squad could even win against titans.
I hate it when GW changes everything every couple of years. You have to buy new rules, new minis, new everything. It's bullshit, and I don't know why I keep buying their shit.
Prices and pussies aside, the biggest thing I hate about 40K is that the squats are gone. That was one of the most bad-ass armies you could field. Lot's of firepower, their own version of terminators, and they could use Imperial shit. GW should bring them back. Mole mortars rule."

-Dd

"Skaven can kick any space marine's ass.
1) Skaven are 2 points each; Space marines are 15 points + equipment each
2) Skaven are NIHILISTS; Space marines are stupid NAZIS.
3) Unlike Marines, Skaven don't participate in outlawed homosexual behavior.
4) Skaven Stormvermin are 8 points each; Space Marine Terminators are 42 + equipment
5) Skaven are technological masterminds (Warp Lighting Cannons)
6) Skaven don't give quarter to Jews.
7) Skaven don't like Jervis Johnson.
8) Unlike the criminal Jervis Johnson; Skaven don't suck off old men for nickels in dark alleys.
9) Skaven fight for our fatherland.
10) Skaven don't allow women to vote.
15) Skaven are stupid enough to use plasma technology.
16) Skaven recognise the inferiority of the negro.
17) Skaven don't use stupid power armor.
18) "In my honest opinion, these skaven are worthy adversarys, and are more than a match for the pathetic fiends of the emporer" - Attr. Tau Ethereal Gamblar
19) "These skaven are truly a remarkable species...without their genius we would have never perfected blaster technology" - Attr. Dark Eldar Lord Mortaveous
20) Skaven have screaming bells; Marines just have stupid rhinos.
21) poop.
22) Skaven won that one skirmish battle involving an assaniation ; They killed a dark elf assasin. They took no casualties.
23) Space Marines suck cock.
24) If you play space marines, #25 applies to you
25) ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
26) Skaven and Tau are friends.
27) Noone wants to be friends with Space Marines.
29) Space Marines aren't potty trained.
30) Space Marines, contrary to the alien societies that devolop amongst them, have yet to adopt an extropian philosophy towards themselves and the world around them. If they continue to allow themselved to remain blind, this will ultimately lead to their destruction at the hands of an enlightened and disciplined foe, such as the skaven.
31) Skaven had rid themselves of the Muslim Threat.
32) Space Marines are cock-smokers.
37) Skaven have come to accept that life is meaningless.
38) Space Marines play on softball teams.
39) Skaven invented hate core.
40) Skaven know better than to call Japanese Hardcore, "Japcore"
41) "Unlike space marines, skaven follow the path of the one true god" -Jesus Christ qtd. in the Bible Mathew 6:27
42) Skaven don't blow up World trade centers, ulike you know who.
43) Skaven have respect for their mothers.
44) Space marines are orphans.
45) The emporer is a cripple; The council of 13 isn't
46) Skaven get all the chicks; and they don't have tiny penises.
47) If you've read this far, your life must suck.
48) Skaven like Slayer; Space Marines Like Weezer.
49) Skaven knew better than to give money to the United Negro College Fund.
50) ...and remember kids, you aint cool less you brush yo TEEF."

-Not a Skaven Player

"I hate the fact that a peice of cheap metal costs as much as a full tank of gas."

-Maverick

"wow this is a freaky page. You all have potential to shoot up schools you wackos. hate hate hate. NAH YOUR GAY! ALL OF YOU! I accidently came across this page and all of u need counseling."

- Dvags19@aol.com

"GOD I HATE PEOPLE WHO WHINE!!! WAH WAH WAH Blood Angels suck, eldar suck, orks suck... wait maybe its ME who sucks?!! no it couldny be!! cheesy you cheesy pooh i have a stick up my ass! Jesus, if you could play at all you would formulate yourself so you can fight what you need to. Not bitch about it, everything is pretty balanced in this game, regardless of what people say. People who do say that... are well.... bad at gameplay. I've been playing about a year and a half and... I beat most adults, mainly because i think about my army.. do you?"

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"CHAOS SUCK!! (and so do necrons)"

-mortaveous

"The only thing that's inexcusable in regards to GW is ˜ aside from prices ˜ the fact that they take forever to release each new squad. It cannot possibly take that long to sculpt and cast a new line."

-Rex Seaver

"I hate all you idiots complaining about people younger than you i hate all you damn idiots thinking your some hotcrap you damn idiots complain to much you guys ar dumb as hell i think you should get a life stop complaining ABOUT THE GODDAMN BLOOD ANGELS!!!! i think the damn tyrinids,imperial guards and etc suck ass i like orks space marines well a few and i think nick is the most reasonable dumb asses i think you all should SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!thanks dip shits!!!!!"

-DAMN HATER!!

"I hate Math it sucks a big dick fuck all math teachers!!!!!"

-Suzy Q

"I hate niggaz and mother fuckers that don‚t tell you the whole true!! And I say kill the mother fucker because his/her is a layer. "

-Chino

"Lets rant
I hate pasty white skin
I hate morons in their basements that are anti-social (I still don't want you coming up for air)
I hate guys who dress up in their favorite geek costume to go see a movie (we all now what I'm talking about)
I hate guys who also sit outside the theatres for five months to see a movie (again we all know who I'm talking about)
I hate the Grateful Dead
I hate OBL
I hate REMF's
I hate whiner's (except me)
I hate people who don't "get" Mel Brooks films or for that matter Monty Python
I hate The West Wing (Liberal tv sucks)
I hate getting older but still feeling young
I still hate you idiots complaining about GW being too expensive. Go home and cry to mommy, loser.
I hate people who say the creatures in Star Wars aren't life-like. UM, they aren't real it's just a movie so how the hell would you be able to tell if they real were or not. MORON."

-meat master

"I hate how games workshop comes out with new "RULES"for ever game they make!!! Why not stick with one rules set and work on gettin the bugs out, instead of creating a new game with more headaches then befor!!!! And why did they make me go out and buy 1500 dollars worth of Squat shit and make them disappear!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

- Stuntys R us

"I fucking hate reading what some tree-hugging asshole said about how we should stop bitching and complaining. Last I checked this is a page for ranting, the exact place you go to bitch and complain. Them "let's love everybody" assholes can go fuck themselves."

- bitter scott

"I hate that Chaos dont have so many laser weapons"

-John olaf Harestad

"i love your mother

son you gotta stop maserbating your gonna go blind"

-Your Father

"i love burritos"

-"Speedy" Gonzalas

"i love god"

-jesus

"i hate all the ranting about how expensive the hobby is. If you don't have the money don't play. This goes for all you GW players out there who can't afford to buy an army. GW has the best sculptors on the planet. Like it or not they will get paid the best prices for their work. Where do you think these figures come from... the model fairy. I also hate most of you "weirdo's" on this web site. Come out of your mothers' basements that you've been hiding in and get a grip on the real world. We all know that most of you spend months down there being anti-social but come out... breath fresh air..and tan that milky white stuff you call skin. No better yet stay in your basements the world is a better place for not not having to look at you."

- meat master

"Two words for you ranting bitches: PROOF READ."

-a guy that thought you'd have something important to say

"your all sad bastards"

-i-e

"i hate hate hate hate hate hate hate blood angels. I am a space wolf player and i gave up heavy weapons in squads so i can have better assault squads. But the blood angels get better assault squads than me. And free assault squads that are better than any expensive beardy cheese i can come up with. And heavy weapons in squads. And devastators that don't have to include 36 point useless waste of space marine. And a free movement penalty. And their cheaper as well. Judging from what i've read everyone hates blood angels. except for eldar tau and tyranids becuase marine squads just evaporate in their presence.
I hate tyranids, when mike can deep strike in 36 genestealers which i have 1 turn to kill with shooting i am going to lose.
I hate tau, i am not an ork, i cannot afford to lose 10 men per squad from weapon fire as i slog across the battlefeild because their are only ten men in each squad. Thux i can never assault the tau to beat them and do you really think that a space wolf player can outshoot them. And speeding across the battlefeild in rhino's isn't an option either (railguns) And once again they are cheaper than me.
I hate armoured companies, but only becuase i lose to them all the time.
I hate vdr becuase people dont think "wow how would i go about creating a realistic unit for y army which ties in with it's character and plot and adds flavour (like my friend james's imperial guard robot's which have crap armour but decent weaponry and are fast)" they think "how can i make a vehicle which can destroy loads of squads at once and fix it so my opponent can never win (like my friend james's 4 shot earthshaker cannon)"
I hate tau some more
I hate people who complian about marines being nazi's. DUH!!!!!!!!!!!! the whole premise behind 40k is everyone is a bunch of hatemongering evil paranoid bastards. Faschist marines and sisters, violent and crude orcs, twisted people who desire to see people being tormented or in agony like dark eldar and chaos, arrogant bastards like the eldar and mindless forces of evil like the nid's and necrons. The only goodies in 40k are the guard becuase these are just ordinary humans forced to ffight (but they tie in with the nazi emperor) and possibly wolves becuase they are not servants of the emperor but vikings in space in search of a good pillage and a flagon of mead.
I hate tau becuase their goodie goodie image doesn't fit in with what 40k is all about WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate losing
I hate losing to people who use gimmicky armies, tricks or sheer beardiness to win (or even luck) and claim their better commanders than you even though you've probably betaen them before and most of the people who have also beaten them (yes mike i'm talking about you)
I hate having to paint models and then people expecting em to paint them well
I 'm aware my models look shit i couldn't be arsed painting them, your models look shit too and you can be arsed, who's a loser eh!
I hate when my brother cries because i killed his berserkers and refuses to finish the game.
I hate when i cry becuase someone slaughtered my terminators

space marines and eldar are not unbalanced game wise (except for blood angels and altaoic) in fatc these are two of the only armies in the game that are fair and balanced but i agree that too much is written about them and they recieve too much attention

I also hate the fatc that armies are getting progressively better with each codex so older armies just seem crap
I also hate blood angels...... and vomit i ate vomit
And the fact that eveyone at my gaming club considers me a good player becuase i can beat the 12 year olds i normally play and so make it out to be a big deal when they beat me.
Just ask the people ate my local gw i'm shit

- bravely brave sir robin (eagerly hunting down bravely brave sir loydd)

"I hate the fact that I love space marine blood angels and that all of you bitch OH THEY GET ALL THE ATTENTION not fair boo hoo.....DEAL WITH IT...If someone army pisses you off stomp on it...if someone pisses you offf stab him/her with the front of a whirlwind..if GW whines KILL THEM AND THEIR FAMILIES"

-Lonerdude

"you know alot of dark eldar players complain anout theyre armies being hard to play. i think that these people really need to read the codex alittle longer. dark eldar really do have some sweat deals like 10 warriors with 2 darklances and 2 blasters and an agoniser for 140pts. raiders are bad ass vehicles really fast and carry a good hvy weapon. reavers now seem more practical with the piont reduction also. never put warriors in raiders guys save them for wyches. just use warriors to pick of tanks and hvy infantry until the wyches and the lord get into hth.

and disgruntle dark angel your obviouly an idiot id like to play your fucking dark angels just so my dark eldar can rape them all"

-mortaveous

"know what i hate? i hate it when im freebasing and i light my house on fire. man thats a pain. but for real. i hate it when im modeling (troy, you know im infamous for this) and my exacto knife cuts through what im trying to cut through then slices my thumb to the bone. man, my fingers look like road maps. maybe i should start wearing chainmail gloves to model in? naah. then id just pinch the hell out of myself."

- Joshua Meade, bringing humor back to the boards.

"I hate that fucking retard Gav Thorpe his rules are shitty and cheesy, any two year old could win with blood angles or eldar what a fucking moron."

- FuckYou

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