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"you wanna know what hate, all you freaky people who complain (by the way that was my friend who was talkin about the prices) if you dont make enough money, then dont play it, come on its a game you freaks, you dont need to be all b!tchy about it. If a little kid bugs you, then dont play him, if the prices are to high, dont play. If your too stupid to beat a marine, maybe you should think about re-taking that special-ed class cause it sure sems like you need it. And come on, im 13 and i wouldnt be surprised if i could beat the CR@P ot of some of you, or you what, maybe me and my friends could get to gether and take your little needle dicks and shove down your throats, ya little whiners, man some of you are a disgrace to mankind (and not just us smart ones)
prices:if your to poor dont play.
kids:if they bug you dont play
Supid:if you whine about being beaten, dont play
IF YOU CANT HANDLE IT DONT PLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

-(the other) disgruntled Dark Angel

"Me-Skaven!"

-Grey-seer Skittles

"The prices drive me insane, even though www.hobbyworkshop.com ma slash like 25% its still expensive. And to all you fat (and or stick people) with acne everywhere (your little peanut balls and chunky), think that they know everything. Dark Angels, i mean cut them some slack, just beacuse ya dont know how to kill them doesnt mean you have to whine about it. You dumb F#cks, if you cant kill em, oh well, your too stupid to play then. Come ON!!!. And by the way, if you are obssesed with 40k, you need a life. And hey im only 13, but heck, dont go blame us smart ones, yeah theres some who are a pain in the A$$ but seriously, theres some of us who just wanna play."

-disgruntled Dark Angel who is...13!

"I like painting the green bits on Necron gauss guns. The molding is uneven, and it's hard enough to get the green 'green' looking over the black, and then when I'm neatening up I paint black on the green again. Then blobs of paint make the barrel surface even more of an uneven surface to paint on. It's fun!

I like not being able to find my Necron army which I paid a lot for and that my friends all helped me paint. It means I can buy Necrons all over again, and this time -I- have to paint them. It'll be fun in the year 2004 when I have 2000pts finished.

I like fighting Skaven. It makes the game more fun because it takes the pressure of competition off of me. I know I'm going to lose. So my miniatures can cavort and frolic instead of fighting and other hard work. Eat, drink, and be merry! For tomorrow we fight Skaven! I like Warhammer Chaos armies for the same reason:)

I like the way that Games Workshop keeps phasing out my armies, leaving me with the choice of buying and painting a new one, or just quitting. After all, the new minis are so nice aren't they? And they are so big that earlier releases look like 12 year olds standing next to them. So it is very kind of Games Workshop to 'help' me get rid of my painted outdated minis, and to guide me to the latest hot thing! I do wonder how big the minis will be by the year 2010 though. 35mm?

I like the way that the plastic models are so much cheaper than the pewter ones. It's really great for Games Workshop to provide a cheaper alternative to an all metal army. Since it costs less in materials to produce plastic models(even though the machine is more expensive), they can pass on great savings to us!

I like the way that daemonettes got all bald and ugly and are now wearing clothes. After all, just because it's Slaaneshi doesn't mean we should seduce our children with lovely models or have them prancing around obscenely naked or anything. That would be perverted.

I like many things, but I'll stop now."

-Dreg

"hey troy, since when did you let every guy with a keyboard and a pound of crack on your message board? :) later."

[Since I started this Rants Page, everyone has been invited to contribute. It just seems that lately some of the posts have had a darker, less than humorous tone. -Kitsune]

-Joshua Meade http://www.shatteredearth.com

"You people are seriously messed up. And why do they have AP 1 when nobody has 1+ Armor Saves? Stop cursing and calm down."

-Necromancer Vectarum (Necrons, Dark Eldar, Ork (note: not Orks but Ork), and Tzeentch)

"that's a lotta pain there... can't really follow that up, so I won't try to top it... I started playing WH40K five years ago but quit cuz it was so damned expensive and I had no job and I moved from nice east coast/close to DC Virginia to damn snowing during spring middle of f5cking nowhere boise idaho with damn expensive gass and eight dollar 50 cent movie tickets but Blackhawk down was cool and I saw Mask of Zorro 5 times but payed for it only once!!! HAHAA.

Oh about WH40K

Space marines cost a lot of points so you don't need to buy as many... but you'll always be outnumbered. Tau are expensive because to get a six guy Crisis Battlesuit squad that is the equivalent of a $30-$50(depending on whether you get plastic or metal or metal w/ cyclone missles...) terminator squad will cost you over $120! In the starter box you get a whole squad of space marines plus a little vehicle! Oh and some darky eldar. Of course if you don't wanna spend lotsa cash, just play really small games.

Being half mexican/white means being the only guy in my mostly white school who can grow a full beird in a month. And those bastards better stop trying to tell me to shave, it's my god damn face. The god damn lunchline is the only place in the frickin USA that won't take my ten dollar bill!! They take the lunch Cards of people who have DEBTS!!! AND they get a free cookie for using their card! By the time I get back from getting change at the ASB office, THE FOOD IS GONE!! Oh well, don't let it spoil YOUR day. My second year there and I now have 2 more friends, but my old friend doesn't really get along with my new friends which I sorta have more in common with... Was this about warhamer, because next week I'm thinking of playing in the shop, but I'm afraid what this one guy with a pony tail and too much spare cash will do with his Tau to my nice dark green colored space marines.

That's one thing, just base paint with chaos black spray can primer. It makes any unit look cool. I used it on my old units that i didn't paint well, and then it was easy just to add a little metallic colors here and there, and loads of dark angel green(my favorite paint color). I also used some dark red color for the guns. Had to buy new paint though, apparently if you let it sit in the bottom of a box it solidifies."

-Steve, why bother with aliases?

"I hate a lot of things. I hate games workshop prices, I hate my dark eldar armies top range of 36 inches I hate my brothers craft world armies fire prism that can shoot 60 inches I hate hunter killer missiles I hate space marine 2+ and 3+ SAVES. I HATE POWER WEPONS WHEN I DON’T HAV THEM. I hate necrons how the come back to life after you shoot them time after time. I hate when my people die I hate it when I lose agenst a 11 year old who doesn’t even know all the rules and the only reason he won was that he was spoiled and he had rich parents and he bought like 5 terminators squads a s*#T LOAD OF TANKS and a thunderhawk gun ship , and when I take out one terminator squad with a disinagrator he crys and I get kicked out of the tournament because his mom complained to the management that I must have been cheating and she is souch a good costomer and she sleeps with all the peoples in town but me, I hate basiliskes I hate how the tyroanid stole the fleet of foot from my eldar, it was the only thing that they had witch was original I hate how I cant paint for my life anf everyone say my army sucks but I just cant paint I hate how the asdrubal vect cost 50.00 dollars and it doesn’t even come painted or assembles I hate people who play warhammer and are under 16 years of age I hate games workshop prices. I hate the anti drug posters in my gaming store. I hate the stupid cops in my town that keep on searching me for drugs. I hate my name. I hate my sisters name. I hate how my computer is like 10 years old and it sucks. I hate how I have to use the schools computer because we don’t have the internet. I hate how we don’t have the internet because “it costs to much” but my mom and dad keep on popping out kids and spending about 150 dollars a month on whiskey and cigarettes and when I get caught stealing there “personal” drinks they get pissed off at me and wont let me have friends over. I hate my house. Its cold in winter and hot in summer and my shared room(the basement) always floods I hate how my parents try to tell me I am lucky to get the basement. I hate how our family trip is actually a trip to the Indian reservations to get cigarettes. I hate games workshop prices. I hate little kids who don’t know the rules and then the store manager makes me go along with there new variations just so he wont complain to his mom and when I try to kill him the voice in my head tells me not to and I just cant do it. I hate the voice in my head I hate the people who say they have voices in their heads but there just copying me. I hate people who think my dreadlocks smell and they think I have beeswax in my hair but I don’t, I shower every day hand I use actual expensive hair care products that I buy with the money I make selling my moms booze. I hate people who think white trash cant have dreadlocks, I hate games work shop prices, I hate people who cant paint but think they can. I hate gay people I hate people who don’t like me I hate people who like me but I don’t like them. I hate retards who stare at you and when you stare at them people yell at you and take the side of the retard I hate people who are better then me I hate people who think there better the me. I hate getting suspended for saying I want to kill this gay kid who tells people I have issues. I hate the 50.00d ollar subscription to white dwarf magazine. I hate it when my global teacher wont let me sleep in class but lets the gay kid do whatever he wants so he doesn’t “get accused of a hate crime” I hate it when I step on my miniatures and get a dark lance stuck in my foot. I hate my bike it was my dads but he never sober enough to ride it so he gave it to me for Christmas and it sucks because its paint is coming off and it creaks and theirs no seat so I have to stand up. I hate games workshop prices. I hate living in the getto. I hate my parents how the always bitch at me to get smarter but they just want me to support them so when the government takes away there welfare they can still get booze I hate my life."

-ian

"i don't hate i'm a stoner hippy"

-inigma

"I hate how the excellent Harlequins and Exodites have been forgotten.
I hate how squats, as popular army now as they ever were, have been forgotten.
I hate wankers who think that tape measures are elastic and add another 40 inches to the range of their melta-guns.
I hate how gw have replaced epic battles with the extremely wank epic 40K - Play the old space marine system instead!
I hate tosser kids who walk into the wacky workshop and, while you're in the middle of a game, start picking up your miniatures and then drop them onto the floor when you tell them to put them down.
I hate how kids won't shut up and just heckle you every time you try to show why that Eversor assassin can't wear terminator armour, with a jump pack and ride a bike!
I hate kids who reckon that if they shout loads in the wacky workshop just sp their army can move first (Instead the wankers get banned! Hallelujah for a sane member off staff!)
I hate Gav Thorpe for being a complete and utter ugly WANKER who couldn't win a game if his life depended on it.
I hate how white dwarf has become little more than a kiddie comic full of wank articles chock full of adverts, tatics for novice players on how to win your first games(?!?!?!) and diagrams on how to assemble the latest rhino (Most players will never buy one. Why don't you save space and pop some instructions into the box you turds!) Yet there is nothing for more seasoned and experienced gamers.
I hate the prices (£7 quid for a wraithguard! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE YANKING MY CHAIN!) I sympathise with our American compatriots! $60 for a plastic dreadnought! You are being seriously conned!
I hate the new paints and the way the paint dries out and locks the top solid so you need a hacksaw to get in and when you do the paint goes over all your gorgeously painted dark reapers.
I hate how nearly every time I walk into the wacky workshop; they always have wank metal (Did I mention I hate all forms of metal and grunge music) flying out of the speakers. LETS HAVE SOME DECENT MUSIC PLEASE AND NOT SOME MUTILATED CORPSE SCREAMING DOWN A MICROPHONE!
I hate how the vibro cannon isn't as good as it could be! Actually an automatic glancing hit on every vehicle it shoots through isn't that bad. Hmm where is that armoured company, I have a few sonic 'messages' for them BWAHAHAHHAHAAHA!!!!"

-Solitare

"I have played seven years and BLOOD ANGELS SUCKS A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!! They are the perfect army to RUSH IN ONE TURN!!!!! Two o three armies can't do ANYTHING... Warhammer is VERY VERY UNFAIR... Let's see another BLOOD ANGELS RANGERS ARMY in close combat with their tons of attacks with S5!!!!!"

- A fucked veteran IG player

"Yeah I guess I see now...without that wight lord who is going to keep those roudy black nights in check. They start crumbling to dust when their great wight master is slain because, as would be expected, black nights are in no way capable of even sustaining themselves outside of the stringent rule of the wights.

The salamanders are black, and so of coarse suffer an initiative penalty over their white bretheren.

Dark eldar are decadent, malevalent, cruel individuals who exist in a state of total anarchy, what were they thinking when they invaded the homeworld of the prompt, resourceful, and bless-ed white scars.

"I hate black people" - Jervis Johnson

The Black Legion's gene-seed was impure...that explains their rebellious nature and emnity towards authority figures such as the emperor.

Black skaven are more prone to commiting acts of violence and murder than regular skaven, described as "pure killers" in the fantasy rulebook. White skaven (grey seers), are the natural born leaders, the superior race amongst skaven, the only skaven gifted with magical powers, and lead by a beuracracy of 13 white skaven-politicians.

Whover sculpted the cult of the possessed for mordheim has an affinity for the KKK. Hasn't anyone imagined them painted white?

"The black race is the inferior race" - Jervis Johnson"

-Darkie

"i think that people of GW really need to take the time to make an index for their goddamn rule books all also have a new found hatred for little kids the one little kid tyied telling me that his salamander with a thunder hammer strikes before my wych. another kid tried arguing with my friend about guant haveing fleet of foot/claw. i also hate when people complain about chaos being to good. Chaos armies get fisted by me. i also hate when people brag about shotting down one my raiders"

-mortaveous

"You guys take ths way too seriously.

So, for the record. "I hate players that take this game too seriously"

In case you're keeping score, that's about 99.9% of you morons."

-Wulfen

"-Blood for the Blood God...Wrote this Piece of shit:

"I don't care what any of you say my Chaos Khorne Bezerkers could waste all of your armies combined! I have played easily over 30 battles with them and have never lost! Recently I took on Two 1500 points Space Marine armies (Dark Angels and Space Wolves) against my 1500 point army and wasted them both combined! I even had enough models left to take on another army! So no matter what you Space Marine Newbie Losers say...CHAOS RULES AND YOU CAN NOT DENY IT!!!!!"

yeah...yeah...yeah...playing with 10 year olds are we now????

Hmmmm..I betcha the guys you played....jumped right up in your face, and got in close combat with ya... huh??? That just like, if a 40K player running Imp Guard, charges into an assault with Nids... Not using their heads...more like their heads are rolling...

-Blood for the Blood God: Instead of talking shit here....with a sounding almost like BULLSHIT Story..type what happened...A BATTLE REPORT...or did your mommy and daddy type this up for you... You fuckin Goon!!!!

And you play where???? Did you say anything like that...and the next GT you are gonna be at???? And you won "Best Army", "Sportmanship Award", "Best General Award"...Thought sooooo... Talking smack on the net....big man bring it here sometime you pussy!!!! And I betcha, YOU JUST LOVVVVVE GWAR!!!! You fucking POSER!!!! And the name you chooses to type this piece of shit paragraph...I bet your fav Movie is "BLADE", dude, get a life...

ohhhhh yeah my fucking email: jonny5alive@aol.com "

-Mr. DotZzzzz

"i hate eneything except alpha legion"

-lizard head

"i hate how the dark eldar have a very hard stratagy to play. They should also have some warp power because of there warp demond god."

-Kamana dark eldar lord

"i hate the way that after literally minutes of work by myself and the design team, u bastards feel that you bastards have the right to criticise my work!"

-gav thorpe

"Warhammer is Neat!"

- Neato-kid

"Hey DARKIE theres nothing wrong with us pure white sons of the EMPEROR killing those alien scum bags like the Tau Dark Eldar and Non-Believer like those chaos worshippers buhdists and Aethists for being the heathens they are. theres nothing wrong with burning boooks that promote non emperor beliefs. anyone who doesnt believe in the emperor and his blessings is a fucking Communist!! The problem with my Emperor's Riech is fucking non pure little bastards like you who play orks tau eldar tyranids and necrons. PEOPLE LISTEN TO ME ALIENS ARE IMPURE THEY DONT BELIEVE IN THE EMPEROR SO THEY ARE EVIL!!! LONG LIVE THE EMPEROR AND FUCK ALL THOSE JEWS WHO THINK THE EMPERORS A NAZI!!!"

-Hiedrick Himmler

"I fucking hate sci-fi wargames. I hate idiots who think they know there ass from Adam about Combat when the only Combat their fat asses will ever see is over who gets the last Twinkie. And most of all I hate guys who were in the military doing some pussy job and front like they were a fucking Platoon Leader in a rifle platoon in Nam. Fuck you all. I also hate fags who think black metal is extreme when Mayhem now looks like Guns and fucking Roses."

-Schwarzer Todt

"Anyone else notice (via all the propaganda in the rulebook and codexes) that for whatever reason, loosing in battle and living to tell the tale constitutes heresy if you are Imperial?

I think GW needs to come out and just say that they hate minorities. When I heard about that "Battle Wagon" that drives around selling bitz at different towns I immediately thought of those gas-trucks the nazis used early on to further their genocidal campaign.

If psychers are what fostered the downfall of the first human empire...why does the emporer decree that magic is heretical but then train psychers to help out their army?

What the hell are Chaos DOING? Black crusades? Do they all have a learning disability or something? Just rush a few crusiers into the material world, fuck up some Cadians and retreat to be all brooding and depressed cause they lost the heresy war ten millenia ago. (Anyone else think that is just a really absurd length of time?)

What the hell are the Eldar doing? Why don't they just get the hell out of this galaxy and stop fucking around with the Imperials and the Tyranids? I mean why keep your whole race on a spaceship if you aren't going anywhere anyway.

Why is slaanesh, described as the lord of sensual pleasure, appear to his followers as a young boy? Whover wrote that into the plot needs to be arrested.

What the hell is wrong with the Adeptus Mechanicus? There are baneblades in existence but they don't know how to rebuild them? Why not just take it apart and see what it is made out of? How can you not know how to rebuild a giant tank but you can build a 30 story titan?

How can anyone be motivated in this war when all religions are true? Khaine is real. The chaos gods are real. Orks can "think" their vehicles move faster and it really manifests itself. The hive mind is real. The C'than are real. Must suck to be the imperial guard."

-Darkie

"space marines & eldar suck ass bitch boy"

-Voilent j

"WIGHT lord... dominant member of the BLACK nights?"

-Darkie

"PRICES PRICES PRICES $5.00 FOR A SINGLE AVERAGE SMALL PERSON"

-IAN

"prices"

-ian

"WHITE scars ...triumphant over DARK eldar. What is GW trying to say here?"

-Darkie

"I HATE THE WAY GW PACKAGES STUFF IF YOU NEED 5 OF THES THEYLL GIVE YOU 4 AND WHEN PEOPLE ALL PLAY THE SAME ARMY BLOOD ANGLES AND SPACEWOLVES AND ULTRA MARINES ARE ALL I SEE.

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"I hate those sadistic losers known as the Death Company. They get shot with weapons that punch holes the size of my d*** into their chests with my starcannons and go, "Hey, we're big and scary and we don't care that we have lost most our vital organs! We are going to charge foward on our three remaining toes and half a thumb, except for Bob over there who's going to have to crawl on his blood stump that was once his upper lip. Then' we're going to beat the snot out of you using our disembodied heads and squirt our own blood in your eyes!" They scare the crap out of me..." [ROTFLOL! -Kitsune]

-Paranoid Eldar

"I hate when stupid girls whine and complain to the teacher about you being too loud when they could of just told you in the first place."

- .........

"I agree with EVERYTHING you said "irish guy"!!!!
i especially hate those fuckin gothic fishnet wearers also those fucks think their lives are so goddamn depressing they thnk their music like manson and slipkock is so "hardcore" and "EXTREME" they havent heard shit!! the norwegian black metal scene is the most fucked up scene ever to grace the face of the earth
i hate it when they acted depressed. WHAT THE FUCK!! these kids live in suburban america with a house clothes and food!! they get everything handed to em and act like their life is a tragedy. god dammit i have two friends who are homeless!! and they never complain!! EVER!!!
i especially hat it when someone charges you in 40k and your opponent thinks they go first because they charged
i really hate it when some can remeber the rules of BFG but cant remeber 40k's ballistic skill
i hate the fact that the dark eldar are more advanced then marines but are too stupid to regroup!!
i hate the fact that some puerto rican guy can use a malefactor
i hate the the crazy fucker that plays CHAOS brings in a nazi artillery model and calls it a tank with 14 armour and has an earth shaker cannon!!
i hate GW's prices thats why i fucking steal from em!!
i hate spore mines
i hate assassins
i hate cocky ass eldar players who think just because their race is smart theyre smart too
i hate stupid chaos commanders that play like regular space marines
i hate it when the same chaos guy rolls 2's and they say "oh thats on the guy with chaos armor"

PS: if any one lives in the grayslake area and can give a couple friends of mine a place to live let me know

also NORWEIAN BLACK METAL FUCKIN' RULES"

-Mortaveous

"What I Hate is when people have to resort to copious amounts of profanity to make a point that could have been handled better...Take your happy pills, step away from the keyboard & THINK before you type. The profanity impresses no one, as well as giving a bad name to those who participate in our Hobby."

-Commissar John

"You know what I hate? When in a cleanse mission, a squad of 3 space marine terminators get hit by 3 Bright Lances, 3 D-Cannons, Numerous Reaper missles, and have a fucking Wraithlord assualting them, and they fucking refuse to die. They just fucking make those invelnerable saves."

-Chris

"I agree with Darkie how Space Marines are racists in big armor, yet since I'm a Dark Angels player I try not to play my Marines as Nazis whores. Oh yeah, plus I hate Dark Eldar (with a passion to execute evey last one), the Emperor (but don't tell him I said that), VDRs (because they hurt...alot), and last but not least beef stew (because it looks like chunky throw-up in a bowl).
Oh, and I must not forget to say, SPACE WOLVES ARE BASTARDS AND A DISGRACE TO THE SPACE MARINES!!BWAAAA!!!

"I like chicken,I like liver, Meow Mix, Meow Mix, please deliver..." - Grand Master Exodus"

-Grand Master Exodus (currently contained in the psyke ward)

"Space wolves are assholes. I mean they destroyed the thousand sons homeworld after all they did was try to help the Emporer with their magic. Why does the plot of 40k make the Space wolves out to be "good guys"? Then they go and round up all the books of "Forbidden Lore" and make big pyres of them in the streets...all in the name of their god-emporer. What is it going to take for Space Marine players to stop acting like they are morally superior to other players...these guys are ARYANS...Nazis in power armor. I swear to god, these guys need to be abducted by the Tau and placed in an Ethics class at one of their colleges. (off the subject...but the Tau also need to open up a rehabilitation center for Dark Eldar addicted to Combat Drugs -- For the greater good)"

-Darkie

"Eldar guardians are citizens dude, of coarse their skills kinda blow. They don't have the population to support an independant military so everyone has to chip in. "

-HR Pennypacker

"I hate the WS & BS 3 on the oh so advanced Eldar. WTF!!!! I hate that the Avatar cannot Fleet. I hate assholes. I hate people that argue rules with me when I TUAGHT THEM HOW TO PLAY AND I HAVE BEEN PLAYING SINCE ROGUE TRADER.... SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!"

- Nunya Binness

"Hey...I'm all for chaos but shutup about khornate Beserkers already. I mean Jesus tapdancing Christ, those guys are treading in very dangerous territory calling themselves assault troops in the modern 40k world. Fearless and +1 attack are all good but 2/3 the other races in the game can put those fuckers down execution stance with some exotic weapon. I've seen a small handful of Dark Eldar wyches (new rules) take on a whole squad of them...the wyches only being 12 points a model, thats almost half price. Then you can take Genestealers, Howling Banshees, Blood Angels, Charging ork slugga boys, and even Chaos Possessed (granted the increase in points) and lesser demons can challenge these guys. I would suggest investing in a large squad of demons instead of these guys... after all invulerable saves are much better than just "good" saves after you take into account all the power weapons out there."

-Slaanesh

"I hate people who bitch and moan about how other races are over powered and stuff. They are all equal not to mention if your complaing aout terminators save or anything else your probably just a terrible player and they just seem stronger. I really really hate the guy who was ripping on Nick and his 5 paragraph rant. Nick's rant was fucking hilarious. I really don't like space marines either too many people play them no offense to the old school players though."

I'm Outty 5000

-Optimus

"I really hate people who yell at newbies like myself, just because i don't know all the rules yet. I also hate people who call the eldar penis heads. I really hate the guys who typed i love punk on the fourth section down on page three and i hate the guys under him because he is a fucking idiot and can't spelling to save his ass."

-Optimus

"i hate people who are sad enough to post the things they hate"

-annoyed fucker

"I think that the space puppies and the fake a$$ berzerkers are both cut from the same block of moon cheese. So both you you lil bitches need to simmer down."

-Carlton..Iron Warrioors.

"What i really hate is how many people complain about only how "bad" the tyranids are, while the never say one F'n thing about how good they are. i also hate when the table is to small and yur damn gaunts get killed cuz of some stupid ass lasgun or cannon. and whats up with these corny ass space marines. a marine- 3+ armour save?personally i think thats crap. and that stupid whirlwind tank.... 48"blast.... hmmmmm can u say disaster?(stupid cheap ass peice o shit..) i am now using tau cuz of its rail gun Being 70" shot AP1... and ion cannon 60" shot AP2 . if u hate those damn space marines do the same. "

-lictor who kills scouts....

"I don't care what any of you say my Chaos Khorne Bezerkers could waste all of your armies combined! I have played easily over 30 battles with them and have never lost! Recently I took on Two 1500 points Space Marine armies (Dark Angels and Space Wolves) against my 1500 point army and wasted them both combined! I even had enough models left to take on another army! So no matter what you Space Marine Newbie Losers say...CHAOS RULES AND YOU CAN NOT DENY IT!!!!!"

-Blood for the Blood God

"jays a fucking fag"

-i hate you jay

"I hate it when ya go all the way upstairs just to forget why you went there. i hate it whenyour brother tells you he spilled a little sprite on the keyboard and then you take it to the sink and flip it over and the fucking ocean pours out of it. i hate it when you think your downloading a really good porn video and then it turns out to be a trojan virus then you call AOL to find out what the hells going on and they tell you about all the lawsuits you got for sending out illigel child porn!! i hate it when my mom goes into my room and finds naked pictures of me! i hate it when your 1 year old computer cant run the new game that is o so damn cool! i hate it when i slam my morning wood in the bathroom door i hate it when i get caught jerking off i hate it when people yell at people for complaining on this wonderful sight dedicated to complaining i hate it when your gaming with a little kid and he tells you something so stupid you have an anerism and your brain blows up i hate when that damn guy comes into the raffle with 60 tickets distributed to his wife and kids and wins all 4 fucking 1000 point armies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i hate the stupid laws against strangling idiots and then kicking there heads in till there dead! i hate when your warband for inquisitor has HUGE experance and then some idiot with a heavy bolter gets lucky and puts 4 rounds into yur favroit guys head! i hate when i get wood in math class and then have to stand up i hate failing algbra 2 years in a row and then freshmengirls hit on you and they have no boobs and they want rides home and you dont want to be mean but you have no gas i hate when my peice of shit car breaks down and my peice of shit brother wont come and get me i hate not being able to legally steal from GW i hate not being able to get a job i hate how the croch on jogging pants wears out so fast i hate when your girlfreind finds out you have three others i hate teachers who suck at life and then blame it on you i hate when gay guys grab my ass and then call me a hate mongrel for punching then in the face i hate when you get frostbite in your toes and now you only have 3 on one foot i hate it when your brother comes home drunk and throws your head through the bathroom mirror i hate it when you have to sit next to the crazy kid in art class the day you use exacto knifes i hate that girl with the mustache i hate that guy who thinks hes your freind and follows you around !!!! i hate marines armor saves not cause therecheap but because it makes it harder for me to win i hate when my guys die i hate when you paint half your army one color then come up with a way better one during a dream then having to repaint those stuipid guys i hate showing up everyday for the grandmasters tournament and then being the only one there i hate when i impulse but things i dont need i hate making bad decisions i hate 1s when rolling dice i hate when the GW employee is a slack jawed retard who thinks hes smart but reall hes a butt fucking hillbilly son of a bitch who doesant know shit and the only game he plays is blood bowl and not very well but still that testicle chinned ass monkey beat you out for the job when he doesant know the diffrence between a space marine and his own pitiful little dick and cant even talk to females without blowing his load all over the front of his pants ihate his stuipid face and how he cant work the fucing register and how you have to tell him things slowly or his brain will overload and he will start drooling and calling you mommy i hate his stupid name and his stupid slurred voice i hate that when i ask him how inbred he really is he laughs i hate how it eats toothpaste i hate how kids poke holes in the table at the store and then your dice fall in the and then they think your poking holes in the table when you trie and get them out i hate that fucking guy who brags about his cheap combinations he makes and he shuffles around like a little old man making fun of your army i hate kids that win i hate when they play mordheim and inquisitor like a game and not like there really the characters and ihate when there whole warband takes power armor powerswords and heavy bolters and stasis grenades and a physic abilitie for every single encouter that could ever hapen WHATS THIS?!?! they all have greater deamon swords i hate everybody i hate those kids who shop at hot topic and think there scary because they paint there nails black and they wear stuipid anarchy patches that they bought from a major company being an oxy moron let alone being upper middle class and wanting to kill themselves because life is so horrible i hate living by detroit because all the white upper middle class people think that they are black and that tupac is still alive and then pick a fight with you cause you wear your salvation army collered shirts with funny slogans on them and then you beat the shit out of them andget suspended and then you come back and him and two of his freinds try and fight you and then you beat the shit out of both of them and choke one of them with there own stupid gold chains the size of an elevator cable and you have to go to juve and they get to go home and fuck there sisters i think ill stop now cause ive never typed this much in my life and i feel much better

it aint easy being big and irish
God bless stealth mode an troy arakaki for making this lovley lovley site fuck all the armies there all cheap AND FUCK ANONYMOUS"

-the big irish kid who your girlfreind and your mom likes

"Man i fuckin' hate that mother-fuckin', fuck-faced, fucker! Yeah yeah!"

-Nicole Sheehan

"I hear ya puerto, I once heard that Jervis Johnson sucked cock for nickels and lived off of his own excrement in some run down urban area until he was taken in after servicing a young Andy Chambers, who took a liking to him. I love his work on the Chaos Space Marine Codex, the whole thing has the feel of all those reports I used to do in high school late on the last day before they were due that I just BSed my way through. There is no plot besides the little paragraphs about nothing in there. "Ah yes the obliterators...noone knows what they are...they are very mysterious (end paragraph)" "Khorne beserkers...worship khorne...like blood (end paragraph)" "Noise Marines...like noise..(and so on)" Then he forgets that tzeentch actually has a greater demon and has to make rules for summoning it with a tzeentch army in a later white dwarf...and does not forsee that people would try to make a winged demon prince that also rides a juggernaut. I say we kill him."

-J C

"Dude this space marine guy just tried to counter my falcon + Fire dragon team with tactical marines...needles to say I fisted'em and went on to fist pretty much the entirety of his army. When will these people learn that armor means dick with all the exotic weaponry in the 40k world. Its equivillent to a bunch of people attempting to fight a modern war wearing cast-iron body armor."

-Fuegan

"I hate Chaos traitors ! They suck ! FUCK YOU ALL ! Hey Perturabo Fuck you bitch and Fuck all Iron Warriors ! Fuck you ! We are the Doom, the Grey Paladins of legio Astartes. Glory to the Emperor !"

- Cmd. Ferron (Grey Paladins)

"this is weird"

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"i have some advice for you space marine players there...the other day my dark eldar army and my friends tyranids and fought dark angel and blood angels guys. theyre first complaint was the malefactor "whaa....toughness 8...*sob....5 wounds....thats cheap" maybe these morons shoulda nuked the thing with devastators and plasma guns. then they complain about genestealers. Alright people listen there are only a few things that can challege stealers: other geanestealers, wyches (with old rules and new),and anything with I6 and higher like banshees in the second turn im on the other side of the board and they rush theyre dreadnaught at my dark eldar lord and retinu. i get lucky and agonise the fucker and blow up his dreadnaught!! it was fucking luck!! he goes on and on about the lord being cheap and too good. what the hell THIS IS A DARK ELDAR LORD THE MOST RUTHLESS AND TWISTED OF THE RUTHLESS AND THE TWISTED THE LORD MAKES UOP FOR THE FACT THAT MY WARRIORS ARE CANNON FODDER!!!!!!!!!! surpringly enough they didnt complain about the new wych rules because they sorta found the wat to stop them (ill let you think of how you would do this) by the fifth turn its over for them he only killed the lord and retinue (300pts) and 6 witches. an entire 1000 pts of tyranids (geanestealers gaunts two hive tyrants a malefactor). Space marine players what happen to these guys i thought faith in the emperor wins victories. now ive played marine players before if i decided to play marines i would not rush into hand to hand i would pound these dicks until there crpple than rush assualt marines in. Marine plaayers remeber a librian cannot challege a hive tyrant, just because a dark eldar lord looks like like a smalll elven woman doesnt mean she sucks, armor means nothing in HTH, and THE EMPEROR IS A CRIPPLED FACIST FALSE GOD!!!!"

- motaveous mortaveous@hotmail.com

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