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"What the hells wrong with fucking marine players? this guy rushed rhinos with a tactical marine squad in them at my friends hive tyrant and three genestealer squads. then comnplains when every thing gets killed. we used a malefactor this game though (s8 T7 w5 i2 a3?) then fucking cock smoker just whined like a little girl the whole game about it being "too good". maybe the tard should nt rush tactical marines with heavy weapons into close combat. another thing that got to me was when i shot my dark eldar lord 24" on a raider into the heart of this dick and his suck ass eldar partner they have the audasity tochallege my dark eldar archon five incubi and three warriors in close combat with marines a wraithlord a dreadnaught (not even a close combat dreadnaught)and guardians. all of this just died!!!! are you stupid space marine players that fucking dumb belief in the emperor does not make your marines better!!! (ill speak more on eldar later)"

- Mortaveous of the Black Tormentors

"RE ORKS ARE CHEESY by 'hive tyrant'. Orks arent cheesy. Youre the only person ive ever heard say that. Usually i get laughed at for playing with them but although i lose as many as i win i still love them because they are challenging to use, great to convert and paint and full of character. I dont think you get cheesy armies. Just aspects of them can be manipulated by unscrupulous players. Ive heard many people slag off tyranids and Eldar for being 'cheesy' Particularly regarding genestealers rending claws and the wraith lord, but whilst the rules stay as they are you just accept what you get and deal with. You will get people who abuse the system and construct ridiculous armies but whats the point of being a prick and doing that? I admit that im lucky the people who i regularly play with are fairly laid back and arent into this 'win at all costs' mentality, so no i dont have to put up with ass holes on a regular basis as perhaps many other people do. So mate if you are playing an ork player whos taking the piss just remind him that REAL ork players wouldnt be so competitive. If that fails fracture his jaw with a tyre iron.

RE 'anomynous' who describes orks as target practice is living in a dream world where as well as winning against orks, he gets laid doesnt live with his parents and doesnt get beat every day for shitting in the airing cupboard. Fair play boss at least if you write in to a website and pretend your good it might take your mind off your own nightmarish existence."

-Steerpike

"i don't fucking care what you think"

-danile email wowiamhere@hotmail.com

"i fucking hate eldar cheezy design and their crap weapons tyranids and space wolve fucking rock !!!!!!! look if u have a problem kiss my ass"

-marine kid

"I hate the fact that GW now is charging five dollars for the old mk 6 marines, i bought 30 plastic ones back in the day for around 25 or so, it is like they are teasing us by saying "look here is an old WELL DESIGNED mini....but you have to pay five fucking dollars for just one"

-miah

"Get a life you losers and quit your stinking whinning."

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"WHY IS NO INFO ON LANDRADERCRUCADERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ON THE INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

-benB.

"I think that the peaple who hate kids in the hobby are shit heads, true some children are anoying when they criticise your painting when there is crap or uses a measuring stick to move the minatures But! who gives a fuch i bet you probaly done the same things when you started so shut your fat faces.

P.S i have a seven year old cousin who could probaly kick all your arses! whit his Orks not tyranids as that sad bastard Dickheaded Dark Angel said."

-Emmett

"Hey "Rogal Dorn". Shutup, bitch, The Iron warriors would waste those retards who wear bright yellow into battle any day of the week. The trouble is we never get the chance to fight the imperial fists cause they are always too busy going down on each other while my army is laying waste to everything with my looted basilisk, so fuck you and that useless cripple you worship."

- Perturabo

"What the hell is with the blood angels. I was playing a game when we linked up four GW tables to fight this massive tyranid invasion back when their codex came out. My chaos raptor-core made a landing on their side and all of a sudden this blood angel says his troops go into some kind of frenzy and his vehicles all have "souped up engines" Next thing I know he crosses an entire board in a single movement phase with rhinos and assault troops. My raptors and a whole wave of genestealers get surrounded. This guy rushes his assault marines into HTH without shooting (he used those damn 4+ save shields instead) and he manages to wipe out 2 broods of the nids. As they sweep into me I loose off 3 plasma pistol shots and 7 bolt rounds into the surivors. They then proceed to jump my Slaaneshi lord equipped with lightning claws and spiky bits and put him and his whole retinue down after these "death company" joined in. --what the hell happened?"

-patroniserofwhores

"Jervis Johnson is such a loser. Did anyone see that battle report when he played Catachans against orks? This guy blows nuts and then has the audacity to write tactics articles and call certain units too good. Noone ever read this cock-smoker's tactic articles cause they are either retarded, theoretical, and not practical in game terms (like manuvering your whole army hap-hazardly into the enemy in order to get some crossfire kills) He is a sad sad man who I assume cries himself to sleep every night thinking about his wasted life, spending the majority of his time wondering why his imperial guard lost after setting down their guns and charging an ork horde. This decadent needs to be sterilized so he can't spread his tainted slump-retard gene to his offspring."

- some puerto rican guy

"I love seeing hapless space marine players getting cut down by wraithlords. I don't even play Eldar...its just that Tyranids and my Friend's dark eldar cut down those pieces of shit before they get a chance to strike. (its called attacks that dont factor in toughness...agoniser, rending claws, etc)hey space marines...wheres your fucking emporer now you aryanesq puritan cocks"

-Harry Berkowitz

"GET A GRIP PEOPLE!!!!!!! YOUR NOT FORCED TO PLAY IT IF YOU DONT LIKE IT!!!! ELDAR ARE CRAP!!!! THE GUARD SUCK SHIT!!!! ORKS HAVE A BLOODY GANG BANG IN EVERY BATLLE!!!! NECRONS WANT MORE SHIT THUS THEY WANT MORE PUNISHMENT!!!! TAU ARE STINGY PEICES OF CAMEL DUNG.... NEED I GO ON.....BUT ON AN ALLL EVERY ARMY CAN BEAT EVERY ARMY........"

-LIFE IS A ITCH SO SCRATCH

"im gonna rape you white space marine players"

-some puerto rican guy

"What the hell is wrong with space marine players, always thinking their tactical marines are good enough to rush into my genestealers. "Disgruntled Dark Angel" is moron who sends his landraider into a genestealer squad and cries when it gets blown up. Obviously you do not know how to play your own army, so just keep rushing into hand-to-hand with tanks and marines against genestealers and then come to this site to bitch about it...all the more victories for me."

-Steelphallus

"I hate it how people rag GW. Look, if you don't like GW that much, go play some other wargame!"

-Anonymous

"Nothing in GW is worth being legitimately pissed about. All of you with hypertension must lose a shitload of games.

Dont let toughness 4 6+ save genestealers get to your landraiders, space marine people, I feel no sympathy for you.

I recently lost to a well thought out tau army. *I left out the malefactor because this was a small game*. Don't ever say tau are underpowered, those railguns hit monsterous creatures HARD, and the first wave of gaunts have trouble tying up their fire warriors when there are a myriad of those dime a dozen kroot you have to wipe out first.

Chaos need some revamps. I don't know if I am looking at their codex wrong but their gear seems incredibly overpriced. I love raptors but at 35 points and just basic close combat weapons they have a hard time doing much. Possessed are amazingly good but 1 unit isnt going to cut it...I think they should make unit-wide mutations you can bestow on your basic troops or something to further differentiate them from basic do-gooder marines.

Wraithlords are extremely easy to kill, people don't seem to get this. On a smaller table (My personal and the GW ones here are 48") the avatar is a much better choice at 80 pts. (imagine a group of genestealers jumping the T8 WL...wounding and ignoring armor on a 6..with all those attacks..at least the 'tar will get an invulnerable saving throw)

"I don't have any problem with the space marines gamewise...people do bitch about them getting alot of stuff too much, (I was tempted to do this when I heard about "Tyranid Hunter" ultramarines, but then remembered my whole army can hunt those little pricks) The only problem I have is the SM propaganda in everything... The plot is written from the Imperium's point of view (I don't sympathise with them just because they are human...they are conservative psycho-puritans)even in other races codexes."

-MadCow

"I hate it when people make up horrible looking conversions and then show them off. What I hate more is when they say those conversions give the model(s) enhanced characteristics.

I have a friend who collects Black Templars and he made this cheap 'nid hunter conversion of some guy with a spear. He claims that this spear gives his guy bonus initiative and strength any 'nids need a 6+ to hit this model in HTH. I mean wtf is with that?! He's Black Templars, I mean aren't they good enough in HTH?! Ultramarines already have anti-'nid rules so why does he need them?! I don't collect 'nids and even I see the stpidity in this. To make things worse he makes this guy roughly 100 pts. Anything that good should be 160+ pts.

Another example is another one of my friends collects Orks. He has two Ork boys with bionic arms (he lost the original arms so built others from scratch). Because of this now they get 5+ invulnerable armour saves!!!

The point I'm trying to make here is that I REALLY hate all the stupid outrageous rules people make just because they don't know how to use strategy properly and people who show off models that look like they just had a bath in a paint pot. It all sickens me. Even my basic troopers look outstanding compared to their heroes."

--one who desires justice

"kann anni ov theeze peepal spelll? Hou kan thayy lurn tu pla ay fukking gayme?"

-vercingetorix the minor

"I see a lot of GW supporters saying; "...that's inflation...deal with it..." What I have NOT seen is an explination as to what manner of profiteering coward invents a set of rules, demands that the players buy figures FOR those rules, then, mid-season, changes the rules and figure designs and, demands that these new figures be purchaced in order to participate in "tournament-play"...WOW! WE NEED TO BUY NEW FIGURES! Well, I suppose that this is to be blamed on we nasty old Americans.

Guess what...I don't care whom you GW supporters blame it on. I don't have the power to pass a bill outlawing GW or its overpriced toys. But, I DO inform everyone whom will listen that GW is the most self-serving company in the history of business and marketing. At least Ford or General Motors doesn't issue a new standard for their product and declare that the vehicle which you presently own is no longer legal for use on the highway; upping the price of the new product by 100%.

The only reason that this idiotic little company still survives is STUPIDITY upon the part of its customers. Simply put; one would be better off buying stock from ENRON, than spending any more money with this band of thugs.

Be advised, GW, that I have thousands and thousands of ears into which I may voice these words against you and your plagiary practices. You may make a fair to middlin' toy monster or three, but so does my neighbor's paperboy.

As for the rest of you GW supporters; kid-haters, hog-splitters and spam-fuckers...you all seemed to have conveniently forgotten that you too were once the new gamer...you know...the kid with only his imagination and a few coins to spend.

To your lack of memory's vision, I say; find another hobby...you are fucking up this one! Trust me, when you noticed your first pitiful erection...late at night...when you were all alone...I was an adult. I was probably knocking back a few scotches...smoking some fine Dutch tobacco and wargaming and, wargaming with people better than you!

P.S. I have actually fired an arquebus, a crossbow, a longbow, a cannon, a pistol, a rifle, a machinegun and, I have tossed a grenade or three...I have also crewed an armoured vehicle...have you? I thought not. Think about this the next time that you dress-down some yooungster upon some minor point of some idiotic GW waepon or armour rule. Otherwise, you AND he will both know you for the ass whom you really are..."

-That Man Again

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- says mat

"I understand that everyone here has a bitch. I sympathize with that. Why is it you don't do something about it? I could sit around and bitch all the time, but then I would never get to play the game. Where is the fun in that? So here are some simple solutions that you can use:

I don't like playing with kids---- turn down the offer to play
I hate how much the mini's cost--find an alternative mini that is less
I don't like cheats--- learn enough rules to prevent it, hell, ask about the damn army before you start the game. It's your right as a player!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Those are just off the top of my head,....and here's one more:

CREATE YOUR OWN DAMN GAMING CLUBS WITH YOUR OWN SET OF HOUSE RULES IF YOU WANT THEM. ALLOW ONLY THE PEOPLE YOUU WANT TO JOIN AND START ENJOYING THE FUCKING HOBBY THE WAY IT IS INTENDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. If you are intent on bitching about prices, join the fucking senate or something and pass a fucking bill to regulate prices on hobby products. Until someone has balls enough to take this fight somewhere it will be dealt with it will stay the same. Prices go up. That's life,.......or do you still pay a nickle for a loaf of bread? Welcome to the land of inflation!"

-Kalel Avatar of the 2nd Company Knight of Angelus Chapter Adeptus Astates

"I was just wondering why my orks are built like pro wrestlers, yet have a strength of three? I think 4 would be more realistic, you cant tell me a sister of battle is as strong as an ork? It just dont seem right.
Yes minatures are expensive but what are you gonna do play with bits of card board instead?
If kids wind you up dont play them. I always get wound up playing the game all my mates do. Shouting and threatening eachother is fun and good stress relief. Point is were all adults (well maybe not mentally) so we dont get upset about it.
Some kids probably are annoying but then some adults ive played against are the kind of people that really drive me nuts so i dont play them again.
PS I know im probably a crap player/ human being but i just cant seem to beat blood angels with orks. Maybe three in every twenty times.
Why are they so cheap nowadays? My opponent has probably sixty infantry and four tanks and their all well good. I get shot to pieces and then he beats me like a dog in HTH. Am I just rubbish? well yes but the bloke i play is a farm hand with no imagination and no tactics apart from stand and shoot. I have tried every thing apart from cheating. I have played with orks for about ten years and they have never ever been so ineffective against marines (their good against other armies) Im starting to have nightmares about blood angels. I think its fair to say im a bitter and twisted lunatic with a dubious past but ive never hated anything as much as blood angels in my life. I HATE THEM."

-steerpike

"what the hell is up with the internet its a load of crap. when u want 2 find ork theres fuckall but u can find everything else its a crock theres never anything wrong with it until u want somthing what a fucking piss bucket load of shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

-shamen

"You people out there who keep bitching about the tyranids are hilarious. They were the most adverse army until their codex came out, down there with sisters of battle and necrons. There is nothing wrong with them, and all of you races who have had your codex for 20-some odd years before we nid players did are so pathetic in your attacks against them being "improved" just as all your armies were. "Rending Claws Hurt My Land Raider" I can hardly sympathise with you since your the dumb bitch who let a T4 Av 6+ squad that is twelve or less models get to it. BTW if your using a land raider its fair to assume your space marine...and you should be GLAD we use rending claws now because before that the little fuckers ignored your armor regardless of what the dice result was. So quit bitching about tyranid biomorphs and learn how to manuver your tank ( for example..NOT into light infantry that can blow it up) "

- The Tyranid Player

"LETS FACE IT...SOME MANUFACTURES ( I.E. GW, FOUNDRY ) ARE TO DAMN EXPENSIVE, I'M NOT POOR BUT I'M NOT AN IDIOT EITHER!! I FEEL BAD FOR THE YOUNG GAMERS...MOST CANNOT AFFORD THESE "GURUS" PRODUCT!! THE PERRY BROTHERS ARE ONE OF THE REAL DICTATORS OF THE HOBBY,DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE THEY GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE GAMER?......THIS IS HOW PERRY IS SPELLED IN THE USA......$$$$$$$ IN A RECENT ARTICLE ON THE NET THEY WERE SAYING 15MM WAS GOING OUT<@%$&^* BULLSHIT!!!! I PAINT AND GAME ALL SCALES(23YEARS WORTH). I LOVE DIXON 25MM BUT I WONDER IF THEY AREN'T RELATED TO THE "PERRY EMPIRE"
SINCERELY,
LARRY STIEBELING...USA
WWW.BUILDST2MIL.COM "

-LARRY STIEBELING

"FOR FUCKING STARTERS THE CHAOS TERMINATERS COST TO MANY PTS TO START OF WITH.LOOK AT REGULAR SPACE MAREIN TERM THERE SQAUD CAN HAVE 2 H.WEAPONS ALSO IF YOU WANT YOU CAN PUT ALL STORM BOLTERS GIVING THEM 15 SHOTS OR 30 IF THEY STAND STILL.THEY SHOULD BE FUCKING 60PTS FOR THAT REASON.NOW COMPARE A CHAOS TERM THEY MAY GET A AUTO CANNON H.FLAMER BUT WHEN IT COMES TO NORMAL WEAPONS THERE DAM COMBI WEAPONS ARE SHIT NOW.YOU CAN ONLY USE A MELTA/FLAMER ONCE PER FUCKING GAME.

VEHICE RULES ARE THE BIGGEST DISAPOINTMENT THIS SIDE OF THE KNOWN UNIVERSE.I MEAN REALLY IF YOU HAVE A PREDATER ARMED WITH TWIN LAZCNNONS AND H.BOLTERS FOR SIDES SHOULD YOU NOT BE ABLE TO GO AFTER THE STUFF THE WEOPON MEANT TO KILL.AS YOU WERE ABLE TO DO IN 2ND ED.

ALSO THEY FUCKING NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT MODEL SIZE.JUST THE OTHER DAY I WAS PLAYING ELDAR THE ONLY MODEL THE MAREINE WITH THE LAZCANNON COULD FUCKING SEE 66WAS THE FUCKING AVATAR NONE THE LESS I COULD NOT SHOOT AT HIM BECAUSE HE WAS 6'CLOSE TO A SQUAD.THE DAM FUCKING THING IS THE SIZE OF A DREADNAUGHT.AND ITS NOT LIKE THE AVATAR IS A SECRET WEOPON THAT NO RACE HAS BEEN BRIEFED ON THE DIFFRECE OF ELDAR TROOPS.

SOME THINGS I LIKE THOUGH IS CHARACTERS DONT RULE THE GAME ANY MORE.THE SQUAD FINALY HAS ITS PLACE OTHER THEN BEING AWAY TO BRING A TANK.

#1 THING I HATE IS HOW MUCH THINGS COST NOW.WHEN I STARTED PLAYING YRS AGO I COULD AFFORD TO DO 3 ARMYS AT ONCE. ONE BEING DARKELFS THE OTHERS CHAOS/IMPERIAL GUARD.PRICES FOR SOME THINGS HAVE GONE UP D0UBLE KHARN FOR EXAMPLE COST 12.99 NOW I JUST OPEN THE ONE GOT WHEN HE CAME OUT AND HE WAS 6.99 THEN THE SAME THING WITH THE RHINO THAT COST 15.99 NOW CLOSE TO FUCKING 25.99 WHAT FUCKING RIPOFF."

-GRAND MASTER CHEESE

"I haaaaaate Necrons and their pansy rules. (writer changes) This site is bloody fuckin' stooopid. If ya' dont like playin' the game, you can allways stop it. SO shut the fuck up!"

-Pena from the Deepest Hell

"GW is the best company in the world, so go suck cock"

- GW

"And, another God-damned thing. What about all those stupid tank rules? Has anyone in the gaming community ever actually fired a weapon at a tank? Guess what, kiddies, a 20th Century gizmo that can be carried by a five-year-old will blow the shit out of just about any tank ever built. Granted, the 40K tanks are tougher, but, wouldn't also be the five-year-old and his or her tank-buster? Face it; wargaming is supposed to be about wargaming, NOT how many kiss-my-ass-spells you can afford."

- That Man Again

"Can any of these geeks spell? I hate GW as well, but, for fuck's sake, at least properly locute your God-Damned rant! For example:
GW charges too much for its fucking miniatures.
GW changes the fucking rules far too often.
GW makes you buy more miniatures everytime they change the fucking rules, otherwise, you can't play in their fucking tournements.
Conclusion:
GW can kiss my fucking ass.

You see? That was real simple. GW can kiss my fucking ass. All togethher now..."GW can kiss my fuckking ass...GW can..." you get the picture."

-Al

"I Hate Tyrnaids.They suck. Theyre cheap,Cheesy,and theyre not fun to play against.They should all shrivle up and die."

-WarHaMan

"I HATE IT WHEN I KNOCK ON THE STEEL CAGE'S DOOR AND PERTURABO DOESN'T OPEN THE DOOR. MISTER "STUBBORN-I-WON'T-COME-OUT-OF-MY-BUNKER-IF-I DON'T-WANT-TO

FUCK YOU THEN PERTURABO!!!!WE IMPERIAL FISTS HAVE GOT BUNKER RULES AS WELL NOW FUCK-FACE!!!!!!"

-Rogal Dorn

"People who have the urge to give you an insight in the rules as if you're dumb as shit and THEN find out that you were right all along

Those higher-Gw-echelon bastards who thought it necessary to release a stupid game like Lord of the Rings instead of the new Rhino and it's variants

The asshole who made the Alpha Legion the 20th legion, now I have to wait for another 6 fuckin months before I finally get MY rules (and from the looks of it, it WILL be crap!!)

The pathetic wanker at GW who thought up a plan to ONCE AGAIN change the whole fuckin game of 40k. What is this, every week a new version of 40k???

Then there this fat asshole called Gordon Davidson (you know, that laughing-at-your-face-but-stickin-a-knife-in-your-back-at-the-sma-time bloke) who says you can use your your codex with the new game. Then why the fuck are you bringing out new codexes? Just for the fun of it? Heck, I got diddly-shit to do, let's think up and write and the produce a new codex!!

David Swan aka Swanny, veteran sergeant GW Holland, who is an absolute bastard and an arrogant asshole to say the least. Do you know what he looks like? Put sunglasses on your dick, that's quite accurate!!

kids who have a big mouth after you have let them seen the GWstore in 0.05 seconds travelling through the air with this print of your shoe on their butt.

irritating eldar-players who refuse to go down after you hit him for the 5th time, while your knuckles are acheing and bleeding like shit.

tyra-shit players, just because you play tyranids

people who I've been playing against, who have been bitching the whole game and LOST. I hate you for making my victory a misserable one.

Further more I hate myself for not making enough money to buy more models for my army and my Relictor chaplain, because he can't stop singing all night. Why he does that? I have a female hamster and mister all muscles-shit for brains is in love with her

All the stupid-shits dumb enough to intervene with my game when I'm playing

and most of all I hate Joost, this bitch from Delft who THINKS he knows the game by heart, but is in fact a pathetic-always withOUT a girl-jacking the dick from birth till death-always playing without a painted army-look this asmodai figure is my heavy bolter-dark angels player. STUFF YOU ASSHOLIO"

-was signed: Brother-marshall Vas Ter-Ay of the Relictors penitance crusade

"buy space crusade from '90, paint it up and have fun with it. a game is a game."

-Joe

"I hate little kiddies. They know jack about da rules and complain you're cheating when you annihilate their best unit without lose. They cant paint either and expect they have the right to criticize your painting techniques "why are you drybrushing that? it doesnt look like that...". Then a staff member comes along and asks you if you feel like playing this 11 year old who turns up with special characters and elites, then expects to win and when he doesnt he calls you a cheat. Little fucking cunts.

Ps. Gw isnt where it is now if not for the older players and young adults (15+). Kiddies should be banned."

-Olis

"I hate the entire bunch of sad, hostile, anti-social people with minimal intellectual ability that have nothing better to do than post mean spirited trash on this site. It's obvious that they can't even spell correctly.

P.S. - As I'm not from the European theater of operations, what exactly is a "wanker" and a "tosser"? "

-Moses

"Hello. What happened to the Squats? (If you can remember them.)"

-Death Angel-Commander of Chaos

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-Games Workshop

"your site is nothing to do with tyranids,D**K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[It doesn't focus on Chaos or Orks either, so what's your point?;) -Kitsune]

-efbe

"t4yh4"

-efbe

"I dont like the price of Games Workshops minniatures, I also dont like the fact that the rules are not in-depth enough combat wise, making the game very simialer each time you play, almost irrespective of what the scenario is. This is why I am designing my own game now, and have the rules mostly done and just need some play testers, advice from players and collectors, any advice at all, like what races and characters and stuff. I would also appreciate stories and drawings after I give out some info on the game. I will, at a later date be giving credit in the rule book, and free stuff for life to whoever helps, if I get off the ground. So what do you have to loose by helping?
oh, I also hate it when people dont realize the fact that every army, with the exeption of one, can beat any other army in an equal fight if played right, its just that some armies, like Dark Eldar that are truely puny, can be deadly if they use thier advantages against others weaknesses.

And I hate it when people call good strategy and planning "cheese", cause not all armies or specific troops are meant as stand alones.

I hate how the Adeptus Astartes are called a "surgeons knife" and a "sledge hammer" in the same book!

Oh yeah, the army I was talking about is the Tau, they are all marketing machine, and no combat. True they have some neat and powerful stuff, but they just dont make for strong armies, and there are no heavy weapons in squads, just the suit teams. I have played against my very skilled friends tau army with several armies and compositions, and he just cant win, ever.

I dont like the necrons, I think they are ugly, but I am not commenting on thier looks, I just hate how the necron players have been hung out to dry for years and not had a codex or models produced since the innitial launch.

Any ways E-Mail me if you want to help me with my new game, I have put a lot of effort into it, and borrowed from many Games in the quest to produce a solid, well balanced game."

-Michael Brazeau--at-- www.Brazeau_Michael@Hotmail.com

"If I can run over 20 of your gaunts, then blast the crap out of your Carnifex with 12 wounds, I am not cheating!!! Nor is a deavastator squad with 4 heavy bolters!!!!!!! Theese are a few of the many "illegal" moves I am called on."

-David Mroz

"i hate all the small children who argue about little things like the AP of a weapon for 3 hours when theres quite obviously a rule book behind them. and the kids that inscist on heckling about if there models 0.01" out of charge range, and the ones who caint paint and people that come in the shop not knowing what the hobby is and start pokeing the models what does this red stick do then you tell them its for movement and they try to use it to phisicly move the models."

-God

"I'd like to apologize about my statement about hating tyranids. They aren't unfair, it's just my friend is a cheating punk and would say he had a 1000 point army when it was really a 1500 point army ("oh well" he says). I also despise cheaters. It's pointless to cheat in a game like warhammer (those who do must have some serious self-esteem problems.). I also hate how the space marines are ganged up on by players of other races. All races have their unfair points, so we should all stop squabbling about who's more unfair."

-Great Wolf

"I hate how everyone keeps on saying that they hate space marines and how everyone plays them. If you really hate the dumbass tin cans that much, build an army to beat them easy with eldar. (3 wraithlords, avatar, 20 starcannons, 15 reapers, 30 banshees, etc...) Who cares if they call you cheesy, it's their own fault that they chose the usual, boring army. I also hate little kids. If you put together everything everyone else said about them, I hate them more than all of that combined. The're ruining the game! If Oh yeah, almost forgot... I hate how everyone thinks eldar are cheesy. Only space marines and chaos ever say this because their armor is USELESS against eldar!!! (lots of evil, manical laughing)"

-Anonymous

"stop inusliting us kids if we didnt exist in the gamind world gw would lose its profit base and you were a kid once-to all kid haters"

-TIM

"If I try really hard I can spontaneously combust"

-That one guy

"This last weekend I went to a Tournament and of course the winner was a god damn Nid player! but as if this was not bad enough it turns out that he was also cheating, he was using a fuck'n Bio Construct!! this thing had 6 wounds toughness 7 and some claws I had never heared of. now on to genestealers: what is up with this cheap shit. they have these god damn rending claws that just tear right thru a land raider with hardly any problem. when i first started this game i thought that Chaos was cheap, but now it is clear to me who the real pansys are they are named Nid's!! "

-Disgruntled Dark Angel

"I am now 18 and have been collecting 40k since the release of the 2nd edition and its bloody expsensive supplement dark millenium. I Spent hundreds probably even thousands of £s building up a kick ass eldar army, including jet, vypers and falcons. Then GW re release the game and I find that all my models are lasguns & laspistols and are therefore obsofuckinglete and look completely different to the new models! THe £15 army book is also obselete and I have to now buy 2 new ones just to field the models Ive got! The background to the which first got me collecting has been changed and is now so shit and flawed for all races that I could have written when I was fucking 4.
Veteran gamers HAVE BEEN COMPLETELY FUCKED OVER BY GW WHEN WE SHOULD BE REWARDED FOR THE LOYALTY WHICH WE HAVE GIVEN THEM. THE NEW PAINTS ARE FUCKING BOLLOCKS MY SHIT DOESNT DRY UP AS FAST AS THEY DO. THE NEW WEBSITE IS A PILE OF WANK AND IF THE QUALITY OF THEIR MODELS GETS ANY WORSE THEN IM GOING TO START MAKING MY BETTER QUALITY VERSIONS OUT OF MY EARWAX. FUCKING TWATISH RIP OFF FUCKING TOSSERS."

-Disgruntled Brit glad to have found people with similar complaints. LET THE SHITTY TRUTH BE KNOWN!

"For all those people who whine about kids... QUIT WHININ AN START ACTIN. If kids piss me an my friends off at my club i just slap em in a full nelson till they are purple an tell them to fuck off.

Now this may seem a bit drastic but you've got to remember kids these days are tough as tits. You rough em up a bit tell em to fuck off then they cry/sulk till you feel sorry for them and then start laughin. I've only had one kid leave the club due to my actions and he was a real fucking wanker."

-The Frogster

"40k is interesting, but why should hth rule a sci-fi wargame ?
Dont complain about armies and their cheese. everyone has cheese, just learn to use it.
Dont take shit from stupid players, some people have nothing better in thier miserable lives to do.
Kids can be annoying and parents shouldnt expect players to tolerate them, they arent our children.
Painting is my favorite thing about 40k, i think that if you bought it, you should appreciate it. I dont paint like a god. But I like a presentable army.
The reason GW is so kiddy is cuz thats where thier customer base. Unfortunately, this causes more mature to leave the hobby, which makes GW focus more on younger kids, which causes a vicious cycle.

end o rant"

-Jason Francisco

"Well, doesnt everyone just love to complain about GW and some of the players. Now I will admit, GW has problems. Their business practices are some of the most horrendous in the gaming industry. They ignore players interests in armies (ie Necrons), their prices are honestly too high, munchkinism (overbloated characters) is not as bad as in second ed but is still annoying, and they coup to the kids in order to get sales. What is the source of this problem ? GW controls the market and does it effectively. They have great minatures, i wont argue that. But they have found that the minatures are the only thing keeping people in the games. Because seriously, if their minis sucked, no one would care and they would shrivel up and die. But then they have practices withing their games.

Space Marines (Codex): too easy to use, but not truely balanced. Are not effective. Cannot effectively win because of a lack of strong versatility. They can wip it out but cant really take it.

Other Chapters: Have their strong points but cant rely on diverse tactics. Space wolves are insane at times, but will have numbers. Dark Angels are pretty balanced. Blood Angels look mean, but Death Angels can die so easily to ordance fire.

Necrons, Sisters of Battle: need own codex.

Orks: fun army, bag o tricks, can wip anything at anyone, and take it. Their randomness keeps them from really be overpowered. And it takes a lot of points to take advantage of their versitility.

Tau: underpowered and not very well thought out.

Chaos: not well developed as they were last ed, but at least characters arent god whores anymore.

Eldar: Amazing units, but cant take it in a stand up fight.

Imp Guard: Modern Military goin on, can really rip a new asshole in somebody, but cant handle hth.

Tyranids: well thought out, nothing really wrong with them, dont complain people.

end o rant"

- Jason Francisco

"i hate stupid people and ugly girls!!!"

-nick damasta

"The things I hate about warhammer are not quite as numerous as most of you whinners. I started playing with the oringial rules and play a space marine army, a chapter I created. I use only the standard space marine rules etc so have thrown many a pizza box over my gaming table at the various people that have attacked me using the same damn armies as everyone else. how many times will I really have put down the same damn eldar craftworld. How many times do I have to take out the same force of the same chaos marines.
I have a guy I play with regularly, he has a chaos army and it about two battle from getting a rotary tool enima. No stucture to his army, noen what so ever. I ask about it and I get "they're chaos, they should be chaotic" FUCK THAT. If I didn't apln my game saround ym avaiable free time from work then I"d go find someone else to play with. but where teh fuck do you find someone decent to play with. you all complain about little teenyboppers and their bitching moaning ways, my local store is always full of college age students who are the same god damn way.
For fuck sakes GW are not gods, look at what they charge for plastic, so if they don't have a rule for something I think that it is perfectly acceptable for both players to agree over it, reach a god damn comprimise and shake hands and keep playing.

I say that all kids should be raised in labs until they are 16, then let loose with a drivers license and a age of majority card, any that live to 20 should be taken out and have the shit kicked out of them to teach them their place in the world before they're allowed to interact.

fianlly painting, my armie has four kinds of paint jobs in it. good ones I did, bad ones I did, good ones someone else did and bad ones someone else did. I have greatly expanded my army by buying up army from those college students whose mommies and daddies won't send them money to to go skiing with wheir friends. I love forking over $150 for a 3000 pt army and seeing the sad look on the saps face when I tell him I'm going to take them and paint over his fucking space wolf or blood angel motif.

anyway in closing, don't play with anyone under 20. make them play in their school gyms. or better yet, do what I did. get two big 8x3 ft sheets of ply wood and make your own damn table and leave them to the fucking gw stores. buy your minatures online or make trips in when they're suppose dot be in school, hell the slack eyed employee in there will be happy to see someone in those deserted hours and you wouldn't belive the service you get."

- Louis Woo

"I can't believe the number of people how hate the Blood Angels. If you can't beat them then play them. +1S and +1I on the charge is all well and good if you can arrange it so that you get the charge. If they are supposed to be the best HTH army then why can't they be equipped with bolt pistol/CCW? That sucks."

-Chaplain Davidicus Crimson Vengeance/BA

"i hate that people with 1 chromozone can access the net. get a life and dont take things so personally.

oh and i hate that GW ignores the grey knights and gives them crappy rules. but then again, everyone already knew that.

The Cheshire Cat"

-Joshua

"I hate the way guys like X don't read my posts properly. I didn't say the BAs didn't have any advantages over others, dickhead, they're just not as hot as everyone thinks. If you're a SMART player (and I'm seriously doubting it), you will charge the BAs, not the other way around. If the BAs don't charge, all their special rules aren't worth diddly shit.

And I hate VDR, while I'm at it."

-Nick

"What I really hate is those damn kids under the age of twelve that have parents that buy them every army they want and the first one is always the fuck'n NIDS! why would you want too play with a bunch of bugs. But what really pisses me off is when they have every codex every made and want to tell you your Rules!! I mean come on!!
Also I hate little kids in general. and then there is the people who try to tell me what is worth putting in my army. then there are those damn Nid players who disagree that they are basically the best army out there and wonder why no one wants to play them and then win the tournament and still say it was just luck! FUCK OFF!!!"

-Disgruntled Dark Angel

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