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"That guy Nick pisses me off. He complains about people bitching while he has a freakin 5 paragraph rant and bitch's like a little brat just as much as anyone in this here forum (maybe even more so). He's also another one of those Blood Angels players who tries to defend the cheesiness of his race. Listen: the blood angels are the best space marine chapter in close quarters, period. Oh sure, the space wolves blood claws and grey hunters get power fists and power claws for discount prices, but the blood angels get +1 strength and initiative every time they charge! what good are those power weapons if you can't even use them (cuase those red armored punks rip your guys to pieces before they get a chance to strike). And another thing Nick, have you read the space wolves special rules? Countercharge isn't that amazing. Your Aryan red assholes still get their +1 strength and initiative. And frostblades can only be given to HQ's, not wolf guard. Know your information before you go ranting about like girl with PMS, you scumsucking guppy"

-X

"I really hate people who whine and complain that they can't use their Ubertank they designed with the VDR with the Twin Linked, Gatling, Mega Earthshaker Cannon and 14 all around armor. The only thing that bugs me more is finding out they figured the points out wrong (Oopps, I only added the side armor in ones, hehehe)"

-Eric

"I hate people in this game who say things like "I havent lost a game" or "I dont loose". I think its safe to say that if you dont loose at all, your probobly cheating. I hate anyone who plays Plain-old space marines or eldar and is actually proud of their army. But most of all, I hate people who spend so mutch time painting their army (20+ hours a week) that THEY start to hate those who dont!

People! its all right to paint your army with a cue tip!"

-Arthur Wallis ( Boltgun50@hotmail.com )

"P.S. Ilove punk "

-lucas farseer of the kthar craftworld and hater of games workshop's prices

"I HATE KIDS AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!
al kids below 12 are enoying i'm now 15 and i play warhammer for 3 years and I must say i'm verry sorry for their acting and parent's DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY WARHAMMER (40K that is ) .
i also hate it when my exarches got shot and they die , for eldrad's sake they are 70 points and only have one wound and a 3+save .
I also hate Bas ( no hard feelings )

This is only for 14 years and older

AND I ALSO MUST SAY PEOPLE PLEASE COME TO ARE CLUB WHE ARE CALLED WARLORD AND ARE STATIONARRY IN WAALWIJK AT THE LIDO

P.S.
ik kom eigenlijk uit vught
als iemand ooit zin heeft om te msn'en kan je me bereiken op het onderstaande msn addres

mc000154@wolmail.nl "

-lucas farseer of the kthar craftworld and hater of games workshop's prices

"Things I hate:
1. Rules Lawyers who say I cant use something because a White Dwarf said I couldnt. Then cant remember White Dwarf # for the article, and I have all of them and cant find it. (EX. Tank Shock)
2. How GW made Dark Angels such a powerful army, yeah right, I had to find my own way to fight them to win. Everyone may bitch that I have 3 tact squads with razorbacks, and three dreads, but you know what, I dont get banshees who strike first, Death company who dont die, never break, Greater Demons that pop up from deep striking terms, web way portals, storm caller for Ragnars butt, etc... You work with what you have.
3. GW prices! nuff said.
4. All the ads in white dwarf for company stuff. make an insert that drops out like the store list, then put in more articles, esp chap approved or questions and answers.
5. Battle reports that read like stories. im sorry i learned more by reading battle reports that mentioned how by the rules worked to allow something to happen. Im serious. Need more maps less photos.
6. More characters...They live for hundreds of years. Lughft Huron (Huron Blackheart), Primarchs (yeah!)
Any way keep gaming. Remember its a game. have fun! "

- Jeff ( snake966@yahoo.com )

"I hate how all you whiney little bitches can't deal with little kids hangin' shit on your painting - if you're not big enough to ignore them/punch them in the head, then you've got no right to complain about it! Grow a spine you fucking gimps...

Conversely, I hate fuckwits who buy three perfectly good miniatures, convert them into one fucked miniature, paint it 6 different shades of shit and then stick it in your face, say "What do you think of this?", and then get pissed off when I say "That is a shit paintjob on a shit miniature with shit conversions. Is this conversation over?"

I hate how the space wolf players complain about blood angels being "better" at assault than the wolves. Pardon me dickheads, but don't Grey Hunters and Blood Claws get cut-price power weapons and power fists in their "tactical" squads? Don't most of your models get to use their boltgun as an extra hth weapon? Don't you get countercharge? Don't your characters get FrostBlades and Wolf Tooth Necklaces? Honestly - there is no pleasing some fuckers... If you can't learn to outsmart your 13-year-old Blood Angel opponent, then you're a lost fucking cause, that is sure.

I hate playing at tournaments against those people who have only ever played at games night at the local GW. Consequently, these people have no fucking idea about the rules as they are played: "Cool, my furioso dreadnought passed its black rage test, so it can leave close combat with your dark eldar". I beg your fucking pardon Oh Store-Educated Twerp? Why don't we have a look at the rule book dipshit?

I hate how people think an army is automatically "shit" or "the best" without having played with or against it very much. It all depends on the player you crotch pods - if you suck, then your army will always suck. The only possible exceptions to this will be the Tau and Dark Eldar (which often do suck) and the Black Templar (quite easy to use given that you never run away). Sure, there are certains bits of wargear etc that I think are complete bullshit, and I will detail them now:

I FUCKING HATE Ork Burnas, Grot Riggers, Orky Force Fields, Orks (especially Speed Freeks) who loot Basilisks, Black Templar Vows, Necron Gauss Weapons, Wraithlords having T8 (T7 was more than adequate), Banshees striking first even when they didn't charge, Ulthwe seer councils, Black Guardians getting their increased WS or BS for free, and a whole host of other bullshit.

I also hate the fact that my Blood Angels get an increased Initiative to strike, because jeez it makes for a shitload of whining from you useless fairies who haven't figured out how to use your marine armies yet."

-Nick

"I hate kids. Almost all kids when it comes to 40K. I know they are the "future" (which is what I always hear when I bitch about them, and you know it's total bullshit), but if the friggin parents want us to babysit them while they go their nails done down the mall at least pay us for the trouble. An example: Some ass clown goes next door to check on his bowling ball at the pro-shop (which reminds me to say to the owner of the bowling shop: Hey, Tony! You're a fat piece of guinea crap who plays music way too loud!). He lets his A.D.D. afflected kids come next door to our shop and they start asking questions in the middle of one of our turns. No problem, but we are trying to find a rule and the rodent-like chattering these kids are making is enough to make you cram a Land Raider down their overfed faces ( the Chaos Land Raider, because the spiky bits will hurt more on the way down to their fat little asses). You politely ask them to calm down AND THEY START TO PICK UP YOUR FIGURES! My God, if I was a little meaner I'd stab them in the forehead with the sharp end of a codex!

You ask the owner/clerk/jerk with the front door keys to stop them before they become hamster chow, but their only reaction after looking up from the Dragon Magazine with the one lazy eye they have (which comes from years of smoking pot) and the say...Oh, say it with me:

BUT THEY'RE ONLY KIDS! WHAT COULD THEY POSSIBLY DO?

I'll tell you what they could do: They could destroy my entire army by just by waving a hand (which I have sen done a convention where a thoughtless 11 year old was turning around and knocked off a 2,500 pt. Imp Guard army). An army, that I may add, was bought exclusively piece by piece from this particular game shop over, I'd say, five years.

If we, the older gamers, don't have time or care to watch over and train these little fuck trophies that aren't even ours a game that we love, then we shouldn't be subjected to being around them.

Oh, and by the way...Blood Angels suck.

Thank you..."

-Lord Biuret of Sudan IV

"I hate when you go to a tournament and someone wo thinks he knows everything about YOUR race and rules."

- F#$% you

"Ok first off I Play Dark Angels Space marines. now you gay asse's out there that are ragging on MY Terminators go to hell!
I only have one squad of seven and belive me they needed something they are supposed to be the top of the line space marine armour. I MEAN THAT IT IS CALLED TACTICAL DREADNAUGHT ARMOUR FOR GODSAKES. and they die from just damn rending claws or to many armour saves cuss' you pansys are scared of them! I think just to piss you all off that every Dark Angel player out there should start a Damn Deathwing army and as for the "bad storys", FUCK YOU! Ours is cool as hell!! espacially the deathwing story!
But what is up with Chaos they ARE Cheap as hell! their terminators are only 36 points each!! Fuck that!!"

-Grand Master Jimmie

"hi I hate the blood angels too I mean +1 strength and initiative? come on and GW needs to get a codex out for the Ultramarines they are just too boring and only have 1 speciall rule "and they shall have no fear" that is just a load of crap. the librarians need more than just Smite the blood angels librarians have 2-4 to coose from. and who thinks up the prices i'm in aust and it's like $35 for assult marines and now that the drednought is plasic it costs more!! about $60!!!!"

-mmmmmmmm nope

"rtyjfdigjnfjogifiunhfgihngijnhtfoihnfgkjhnfgjhnjgklhnytrutwdsesdrsfjkhgljmkti-Am I making myself clear ?"

-YoMama

"I hate it when some stupid-11-year-old-jerkoff-with-braces-and-a-speech-problem-who-is-only-one-year-younger-than-you tells you how much better UltraMarines are than Eldar and then with your Ulthwe army (which is half the amount of his UltraMarines army) kicks the livin shit out of his UltraMarines and he keep buggin you about how you cheated and didn't go by the rules when you had the rule book with you and looked at it every time before your turn. Space Marines suck. They are only recomended because they are so easy to play with. The only slightly cool Space Marines are the dead ones. Blood Angels suck especially cuz it's normally the rich fat latino kids (i dont mean to be racist some of my best friends are hispanic) who talk about you behind your back and thinks of any excuse why you kicked his army's ass WHICH WAS THREE TIMES AS BIG AS YOURS YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT."

-Kaelalen Ulthran

"I hate 3 main things, (WARNING,LONG RANT)

1)GW totaly FUCKING IGNORES the necrons. I mean the Tau are the latest army but thay have more then 5 armies and they have a codex but the necrons get FUCK ALL! No heavy support and the nearest thing to a codex is Chapter Approved. I play Eldar but I still love the necrons, maybe if they ever get a codex I might get them.

2)Space Marine, god what is so fucking good about them? Everyone collects them. And what is up with terminator 2+ save, I mean come on that is almost instant save!

3)The FUCKING prices are too high, too FUCKING high. They don't cost that much to produce so why should they cost so FUCKING much!

Glad thats out of my system."

-James Ryan

"I Hate black templars!!!!! I hate Salamanders!!!I love fighting imp. gaurd,they all die!!!By the way space wolves rock!!!I hate fighting space marines!games workshop people kill me!one day ill get my revenge....."

-Space Wolf

"I kno, not think that space mareins are gay... they suck and since everyone like 90% of people paly some sort of space mariens i made an eldar and tyranid army, i have never ever lsot with either of them, because space amreins suck, and mainly retards play this game :( alla bout lyanden and mutable tyranids... oh and some guy in rogue trader tournament had hsi buddies fix the thing and iw as only one who beat ihmb ut they disqualified me ebcause my dark reaper felloff of his base... so he lsot all his space marines on turn 2? :) not my fault."

-Dragonscythe

"People who complain about the most pointless aspects of their lives and then have enough nerve to assume other people want to read about it and post it on their website."

-George Miya_Scrotum@hotmail.com

"Hive Tyrant+Lascannon= 195 points GONE! I hate THAT crap. I also hate that the ENTIRE GAME is based around Space Marines winning. I hate that no one has realised that the Space Marines are actually WORSE people than the friggin... well, everything BUT Dark Eldar. And that the "good guys (ie, Space Marines)" almost always win. I hate that laser weaponry (las-guns), aside from the ALL-FRIGGIN-MIGHTY lascannon, is represented as the shittiest thing in the universe. I have that BOLTERS (Mac-10's with hollow-points, anyone) are represented as the most badass things a foot-soldier could carry. I hate that the Imperial Guard always get it in the ass in ALL the stories printed in White Dwarf. I hate that Tyranids have NO invulnerable saves. I hate that Orks are ORKS... they're green, stupid, and LAME... but they can kick plenty off ass for no reason whatsoever... I hate that most 40k battle-reports feature either Space Marines or Chaos. I hate that the greater demons are even ALLOWED in gameplay; where's NAGASH, FOR SHIT'S SAKE?!? I hate that every Chaos alignment can be used in one army. I hate that Eldar/Elf players apparently have to be as arrogant and cheese-ass as the army they play. And I hate, hate, motherfuckin HATE... THE EMPEROR!"

-?

"You know what I hate? it's more like a peeve, but... I hate when one loses the rules for Necromunda, because they're next to impossible to find. I'm also unhappy that GW hasn't made Necromunda again. They really should, sometime. PS: if anyone has weapon prices for Necromunda, please send them to me at Icarius_o13o@angelfire.com Thanx, I appreciate it :-) ."

-Michael Milk (yes, that's my real name)

"i get really ticked at those people that think there armys are the best in the world. i also hate those damn necro armys if there undead then why the fuck are they walking around like bony little scraps. theyre the weakest army in the world they should go back to the grave and wine like the wimpy army they are"

-grimstone the orc destroyer

"I hate it when people get all upset when I beat them with my Necrons, and call them cheesy. CHEESY! THEY ONLY HAVE FIVE F@$%ING UNITS!!!!! If you can't figure out how to beat them, it's your own god-$@!% fault. Here is a hint - ASSAULT! Don't use your fleet of foot/Assasins/Ordanance Templates/Tanks/Transports/ and all the other things Necrons can't get, then complain that I get a 50/50 chance of standing up! And the next person I hear bitch about the veil of darkness! I will rip that persons head off and $@*% down his throat! Thank you for the vent....."

-Angry Necron Lord

"here's something i love, i love having my tyranids shot to pieces as they ever so slowly march across the table. nothink like having spent 22pts on a single genestealer that has a BS of 0 and then have 2 squads of them die before they get to the 3rd turn, and that's WITH the over priced, i die to easy, wall of gaunts. by the time i get to the enemy i only have about 2 GS left. woohoo, you're gonna die now. and another thing is where's the fluff for the other armies, i pay too much damn good money to play this game, i want som non-imperial fluff. i want to by the rule book seperatly. i want some people to play with. i want to pay less for the mini's. i want them to be painted for me when i get them for the price i pay. i want the the paints to look like they do in the bottle and not like the crap thy are on the model. for 60 bucks i want some decent looking plastic trees in the boxed set. i want GW to have more info on thier armies on there web page as opposed to every link taking you to the damn online store. i want free official codexes on the internet so i don't have to pay 15 bucks for a 5 page army list and 30 pages on how to paint and base your minis, if i wanted to know how to paint i would look at the thousands of pages made my real gamers on the internet that have actually done hours of gruling work even to put a half assed paint job on there minis, not a bunch of tips from some guys that get fre minis, free paint, free glue, free bases, free flock, free terrain, free scalpels, free base and clear cote, free brushes, and on top of all that, get paid to do it. if i painted there way i'd be where i was 1 month ago, 1000 pts of marines and 1000 pts of bugs, completely unpainted accept for just a couple from each army. now i have half my marines painted and a few nids. i hate that the mini's cost so damn much. i think people that convert kick ass, thank you for adding some varity to the models. i hate the new ork mini's that have their ass sticking out. i hate that the rhino would never be able to actually fit inside, the analness of the WYSIWYG rule and then the size comparison of the rhino dosen't actually match? what the hell is that? why not sell all the codexes in one book? wouldn't that be a novel idea? why not sell a model with all the options it has access to. for example if i buy a wartrukk that can be upgradded with a big shoota, scorcha, or rokkit launcher, then sell those things in the blister or box. the last thing i want to do is be sitting around with my codex going well, i'd give it a scorcha but i'd have to go buy an entire box of scorcha boyz for one friggin gun, so... i'll just stick with the gunner throwing rocks at the well equipped IG tank. i feel sorry for the necron people. MAKE SOME FRIGGIN NECRONS GW! it's so nice of GW to start a new army and then leave it hanging and forget about it. i want more armies, WFB has like 13 and 40k only has like 8. i like portent.net their web site is 10 times more informative than GW's. i want the rules for necromunda and gorkamorka to be updated to 3rd ed. i think that's all for now."

-Kalock

"you know what i hate? well I do. it's the fact that orks are supposed to scratch build things and all the buggies and wartrukks look alike with different paint jobs. it looks like the orks have a nice wartrukk manufacturing plant setup on gorkamorka and they're just mass producing the bastards. i also hate the options. give me some upgrades and weapons. all you have to upgrade and imperial tank is dozer blades, pintle mounted storm bolter and a few other things. give me 20 tank upgrades, 40 different weapons per army, tons apon tons of troop choices... I want options and varity dammit!"

-Kalock

"Fuck the 'Eavy Metal Team........FUCK PAUL SAWYER!!!!I swear they make it look like a walk in the park writing articles!!!!He can shove my article up his arse!!!!!!!

Anyway the damn modelling tools....they are so veeeeerrrry safe....NOT!!!!!!!!The bastard terrain cutter cut the end of one of my fingers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!The modelling knife..the little bastard fucking stabbed me because the damn was too fucking tight.....FUCK THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh these damn choppas....ok picture this....a hive tyrant with a warp field assaults a lone ork warboss.....the hive tyrant attacks first..manages to inflict 3 wounds on him...the hive tyrant has 2 wounds left..( keep in mind my opponent is a 12 year old who probably knows the rules better than me.....the warboss has a big shoota and a choppa(which i thought was very idiotic at the time)he does 2 hits to the hive tyrant....i make my armour saves and he says in his little squeaky pubeless voice "roll 4 or more dick!"I mean how can i little knife alter a fucking force field???!!!!!I sooo wanted to kill the prick then...i roll two 4's...saved right??The little bitch starts crying to his mummy saying i cheated..they talk to the staff..not asking what happened they told me to pack up my stuff and im banned for a fucking year!!!!!Fuck them all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Space marines are waaaaay to fucking powerful.....SORT IT OUT BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

-The Hive Mind

"You is da biggest loada wankstains in this universe"

-biggalo ting cha!

"John ****** i know that no one is holding a gun to our heads, but if you got yours outta yr butt. youd know that its all a bit of fun so lighten up."

-billy wizz

"Ya know what guys.
all the gamesworkshop staff get a megga discount an yr all getting screwd. The place even makes a profit on that.
all staff get a lead weight discount off about 90%
for instance a wraithgaurd is normally £6 for staff its 68p.
an a sprue of 10 space marines is £1.25 an a rino is like £1 its so cheep. necromunda figures are like 17p you guys are getting ripped big time. you should wright to the head office an tell them that you know an you wont stand for it, if like millions of you do it then they will have to lower there prices."

-dissgruntled ex employee

"I hate the way that every time I walk into GW store it's full of little kids screaming and the prices have all mysteriously gone up by 50% scince the last time you were in. Also what the F*** have GW done to The Imperial Guard. They changed all the troop types so that unless you buy into this whole catachan thing or you want an army that looks like it's made up of the leftovers of half a dozen other army's. It looks crap. Also the IG are supposed to be the main army of the Imperium so wheres all the support gone. No Squats, no medics no ratling snipers. Also where is the rough rider models that don't look like bad attila the hun wanna be's and where are my landspeeders the guard had them too once.

On another point have you noticed how poor the backgroud world is becoming. Do they really expect us to believe that a space marine chapter can work with only 1000 troops. That used to be the size of one company. If they were to fight two battles in a generation the chapter would be wiped out."

-sureshot

"I hate the fact that every GW employee seems to have been forced to act like they really, really love you and think you are wonderful. I also hate how they always act like they are on Speed."

-Gus (Melbourne)

"um i realy hate fish but i geuss thats not the point i fucking hate gw staff the cocky shits are so fucking GAY the have bum sex in there baths with fish yeah i know fish

well i admite there not all bad but in guildford a guy andy i think is a fuckig hore !!!!!!1 welll thanks forr reading"

-Largo Grenade

"i hate how cheap the GW f*&&ing paint is, always drying up. I also hat space marines and the followers who think all othe armies suck. Fuck The Emporer. My next point is not a beef but what's with the gamesworkshop employees and ponytails."

-Lord Lictor

"God D### TERMINATORS!!! A 2+ regular and a 5+ INVULNERABLE!! A COMON... oh yeah orks are to f*&^^&g cheap for 9 points. 3attacksm, toughness4, stupid WAAGH ws 4 FOR 9 FRIGGIN POINTS!!! WHY OH GOD Whould you want a Cadian codex...THATS WHAT THE BASIC IG CODEX IS!!! oh yeah n cybork body is only 10 pointts... friggin cheapass... oh AND i hate people who lose and say my ig tanks are cheap forchristsakes what do you want me to do only take and CHARGE WITH GUARDSMEN!!! morons all of em.."

-bob

"tim is a moron"

-bob

"I hate cheaters, why does somebody cheat in a game like warhammer? I also hate the Tyranids, they're way to good in close combat, any close combat race (i.e. Dark Eldar, Orks) has a 20-25% chance of beating those bugs! "

-Great Wolf

"I HATE STUPID NERDS THAT COMPLAIN TO YOU THAT YOUR ARMY OF NECRONS ISNT THE "OFFICIAL" COLORS... IM GOD DAMN 15 years old and i dont play in any tournements.. look i cant even spell tournaments... I also hate that those fucks fromm GW made the price of one damn metal guy 30 bucks.... I hate thats theres no codex for Necrons... I hate thats theres like 5 necrons in the whol damn army.. Those bastards say o well were gonne realease some soon... Well i have been listening to you say that bull shit for a while now... Im kinda new to necrons so could peoeple tell me what they think about the necron army..."

-PISSED OFF NECRON MASTER

"I hate it when you get out your 2000pt Chaos force and they get shot to pieces by pansy wood elves in Turn One.There ought to be a rule that says wood elves must move every turn."

-Archaon

"I hate the fact that Cadians or any one else in the ig other than catachans dont have a codex. What makes the jungle fighters so f*****g special. I love Cadia!!!"

-Andy the Goth

"I hate when people slag off my painting. I know my painting is shit, I wish they would stop reminding me, just cause I don't screw around for hours with inks and insist on getting perfect detail they think i'm stupid. People don't realise that I spend all my time making scenery. Hell, my scenery is fucking amazing, hills and plants or barricades and fortresses, if it can be made i've made it. My scenery looks really realistic and is tough and hard wearing, perfect for 40K gaming. They all use the scenery that took me like 500 hours and about £200 to make, out of tins/boxes/filler/paints/sealent/stones and grass/assorted crap/wood/plastic and loads of hard work, and then they tell me that i'm useless 'cause i'm a shit painter.
I might kill them all and keep all their "perfectly painted" models for myself.
Oh yeah, I nearly forgot, don't those lousy little faggots who always cry "please don't shoot my basilisk yet" or "lets just pretend that that 1 was a 6, please don't wipe out my soldiers straight away" just piss you off? I mean, I know it's kinda nice to give the shit gamers a chance but this is war, not fucking hopscotch! just blow up their whole army in two turns and laugh when they wet their pants and cry, oh man that's cruel, but so's life!"

-Aki

"I hate it how every one i know is either a fricken space marine or a Ork i dont know any other Eldar players in Sydney
Biel-Tan kick wussy space marine ass!"

-Geoff

"Wraithlord. Ulth-fucking-we. Man, who the fuck made up this shit??? Fucking panzee players thinking they¥re the next Napoleon just ¥cos some bald GW wanker favours the dudes in tights. Right, it sure takes a lot of brains to sit back and shoot the free mega-kill-fucker-assault100-minipistols. Land Raiders. Yeah, like that piece of crap needed to be boosted in the Chapter Approved. And Blood Angels. Yes sir! Death company. Mousefood! The bastards get all the SM goodies plus a free squad of mobile, invulnerable DC murderers, charge bonuses plus a "penalty" of free movement. Fuck these guys. Goddamn kids who field nothing but the above, shamelessly min/maxed. Ork battlewagon. Now it¥s a bloody paper fort visible to the nearest moon. MAN IT USED TO BE COOL! Where are the official ork TANKS??? Guys who use looted imperial Basilisks. Get real and use the REAL Orky stuff."

-¥Urtybitz

"i hate it when people complain about how cheesy eldar are and then they take out this big case of blood angels and manage to get all their death company rolls. and then everything starts to blood rage and then all their rhinos have overcharged engines.. and all the while they complain about how my dark reapers are cheap.. and then i start to get angry but i think to myself "hey, he's only 13 and i'm still winning.." but then he starts to talk about how my fire dragons look like they are made out of cheddar and that i need to get a job.. and then i think "damn this little bastard.. damn him and the whore he came from".. but then i beat him and he complains for the next 6 hours about how cheesy my army is because i'm allows to take elites as troops and troops as elites.. he tells everyone not to play with me because i cheap.. and i cheese out my army because i have a star cannon on one of my models.. and then i think "they couldn't find the body if i really planned this out... i mean he's small.." but no one listens so he gets pissed and tells the store owner that i've been shoplifting.. but i haven't.. and then i grab him.. and beat him like his mother wishes she could.. and i squeeze his neck.. but people are trying to stop me as i cram his force commander down his tiny esophagus.. no.. no get off of me.. he needs to die.. he's a son of a bitch.. he ruined the entire warhammer world.. him and all his little teenage friends.. they need to suffer.. die die die.. and then he turns blue.. and everyone saw me do it.. so i end up in jail.. fortunately, games workshop makes their minis so fucking sharp, im able to fashion a shiv out of a lictor's talons and defend myself in the showers.. but then there is this guy with black templars.. yeah he's right there in the showers.. and his 25th emperor's champion is looking mighty pointy.. so we duel.. and i receive a fatal wound.. but i'm a member of death company so i shrug off the wound.. and ahhh... die..die.. aahhhhh"

-anonymous (madwolf@madwolf.net)

"I really hate the new GW paints, their too expensive and I have thrown half of them away because they dried out in the jar. Compare that with the old paints I still use paints I bought five years ago. Also I think GW screws us bigtime with their prices like regiments for 12 pounds. They are all plastic!!!!!! Their machines produce like a 1000 an hour!!! Also I hate the rules changing all the time while they're not getting better just look what they done with 3rd edition 40k. This is why I don't play GW games anymore there are lots of alternatives like Confrontation; it's fun to play, you get the rules for free, the minis are much better than GW and the prices ar normal"

-Luis Bautista

"hi , im a large fan of the undead but the thing that realy fucks me off the fact that gamesworkshop website doesn't even know its own models exsist go to the website look shit up aperently it isn't fucking there !!!!!! its fucking craze. any waz any one how reads this mail me monkey_heads2000@yahoo.com "

-Ober Von Sausage

"I hate how my local gaming store doesn't just give me everything for free. I mean I think I'm worth it :P"

-Don't I wish

"I hate it when I roll a 1 for my Initiative and get two Mag Cannons rammed up my ass and out the other side."

-Ouch!!!

"I hate...no, I despise Space Wolves. No reason, I just don't like them."

-Anonymous

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First of all... Why the F**k is everything so expensive??? Games-Workshop is truly screwing us with these prices!! $40 (I'm in Aus here...) for 1 box of grey hunters??? Bullsh*t!!

Second... I agree about the Necrons. They have been truly ignored by GW. I mean, five minatures, almost unheard of (Although I do have a friend who collects them) and no light at the end of the tunnel yet??? It seems GW is concentrating exclusively on the favourites at the moment.(SM, Eldar...)

Thirdly, I play Space Wolves. Have ever since the beginning of 3rd Edition. While Wolves are an assault based army, it erks me so that the biggest assault force in 40k (you know who you are, red bastards *whine*) are still allowed heavy weapons in squads, whereas I am not!! Hell, even the other assault army, Black Templars, are allowed heavy weapons in tac. squads, and I am not. What ABSOLUTE BULLSH*T!!!

Another Point, the new Tyranid seeding swarm rule. What an absolute crock of SH*T! I mean, you can field about 95 genestealers in this army, and you have to take it out within 3 turns or it just keeps coming. Practically un-fu*king-stoppable. And thoroughly uder-tested by GW, me thinks.

Also, the armoured company. BULLS**T. According to GW, this was integrated because in the modern day battles there have been all tanks in some cases.WRONG. All recorded battles involving tanks have ALWAYS, I say again, ALWAYS, had infantry and other troops supporting it. Yet another under-tested rule from GW.

And finally, notice how it's all the EXPENSIVE TO BUY things that are getting cool new rules(Terminators and Land Raiders come to mind...)

**End Rant Here**

-Sean Gray

"i hate it when i get a hang nail, and i bite it off, but theres still this sliver left in the side of my nale that bugs the hell out of me...so i dig and dig and dig some more with my teeth, ripping my finger apart and making them so sore that i cant even hold a paint brush or pencile steady. why you ask? because it bugs the hell out of me, and i have this compulsive need to bite my fingernails to bloody stumps anyway. so this is the next logical step. stop biting my fingernails i here a blasphemer say? well if it were that easy, i woulnt have written this bitch list, now would i? jeeze! the nerve of some people..."

-Joshua "The Cheshire Cat" Meade

"I hate a bunch of things and here they are: i hate when people who suck ass in painting say that my best models are just "ok" (as if compared to them), also it is REALLY annoying when they spend 15 minutes looking for flaws in my models and then making a big deal about it. I also hate the Space Marines. They get sooooo much attention from all of gw, they are given these unbelievable rules and weapons. Great weapon skill, great ballistic skill, great strength, great toughness, the have NO weakness's and ALL strengths (I DO NOT beleive in that "their only weakness is that they don't have and weakness's" that is a grade-A crock of certified bullshit). Also with the space marines, they get a new codex, like, EVERY FUCKING MONTH! All filled with badly written stories, SO bad that the shit in my ass could write better. More scenerios that fit that chapter. Painting tips, and a couple of new and cheap stats! GW pays absolutly NO attention to the other races side-races. For example: the eldar. They are fortunate enough to get a codex, but all the eldar groups (Biel-Tan, Ulthwe) are shoved into one measly book that is the same size as the books given to single space marine chapters! When will we see CODEX: DEATHSKULLZ or CODEX: KABAL OF THE BLACK HEART? probably never! because those old farts with long hair and acne down at the GW headquarters love their space marines! I also hate when people cheat. I've caught my friend cheating before and it pisses me off! I also hate these really snooty players who think their hot shit or something because they can paint! I also hate when you just can't seem to glue a metal model and everytime you think the glue's dried the whole arm falls off! Also it's annoying when your almost done with finishing your squad and the last model just won't glue together! I hate when my pewter models chip when i touch them, and the varnish turns them into snowmen if i try to stop that from happening! i hate those little kids who play these bad or non-painted space marine armies and think their so damn great and crack these corny-ass jokes about "praising the emperor" and shit like that. I also hate when my friends drag me down to a gw store just to watch people play, it's so degrading! I also hate the prices that those punks charge at GW, i mean, what's all that about? to buy a 2000 point army costs around 300-400 bucks! it's ridiculous! Why do people hate the orks so much? all i ever hear is "6+ armour save, my bolters will kill them so easily (because i'm the insecure gamer who is afraid to loose so i play the cheapest race in the game!)" orks are really good! they can come in mobs of 30! 30! 30 boys with toughness 4, oh and did i mention their fearless? that's right, fearless. Only if a squad is reduced below 11 boyz then do you have to take an Ld test. oh yeah and this always puts a smile on my face...when an unexperianced gamer (like one of those little spoiled brats who have 5000 point space marine armies) find out that choppas make any armour save below 4+, 4+! Sorry terminators, if you step one foot near my boyz your 2 and up save will make you just an expensive scout. I also hate how NOBODY in my club wants to play fantasy! I hate when people use lascannons and other heavy artillary against my boyz and warboss! I hate how the people at GW encourage newbies to play the space marines! And I hate how people think the eldar are so cheap, only because the majority of the people play space marines and eldar weaponry is specificly made for kicking those power armor wearing punk's asses! THEY DO FIGHT THE CHAOS ALL THE TIME YA KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!.......wow, that felt good. i feel a whole lot better now. thank you whoever created this guestbook."

-The Spike

"I hate the fact that the Imperial Guard no longer has human bombs. How is any self-respecting Commissar supposed to gain any kind of rep without a few misfits to blow away at the appropriate time?"

-Dan Willis

"Okay, what the HELL is up with Orks? The wartrukk. wow, lets spell wartrukk. C-H-E-E-S-E. Youy know what, fine! let them keep the wartrukk. But its great when my 'Fex goes to assault the punk bitches, and, even with his shiny 2+ save, their choppas make it a 4+. What the hell is that about? A knife is stronger than this gigonstrous beast? Please. The Ork HQ. hmmm, can we say "Good god, thats disgusting"? Seriously, Orks are WAAAAAY too strong. Think about it. Power claws and mega armor for everyone! yaaaaay! 2+ saves AND power weapons. Oooooh, they assault last. Big friggin deal. They dont DIE! Zzap guns. no problem. Zzap guns on the dreadnought. Holy christ, will SOMEONE kill that thing?!?!?! Venom cannons only get glancing hits. WHY, GOD, WHY???????? Things can shoot out of open-topped vehicles, WHY CANT I SHOOT INTO THEM????? THEY ARE OPEN-TOPPED!!! Genestealers. TOO SLOW. They need something like leaping legs. Whats that, they are a non-mutable species? F*CK! Ah well, at least i have my 'fex, who does NOT hane an invulnerable armor save (god only knows why), dies do a space marine devastator squad in less than a turn, and gets raped by orks 9 ways to sunday. SOMEONE MAKE US STRONGER!!! *pant, pant, wheeze, pant* Well, I think I have said my piece. If you agree or disagree, greytoast1@hotmail.com is where I currently reside. And by agree or disagree, I mean agree. Damn Ork punk bitches disagreeing with me, stupid........*grumble grumble grumble*........"

-The Hive Tyrant

"I hate how I waste all my time on this damn Internet thing, when I could be playing, painting, or converting instead."

-dumber than thou

"I hate it when I realize that I don't have the time or money to do all the cool things I'd really like to do. Why couldn't my parents have been billionaires willing to let their kid loaf around playing games, instead of working for a living..."

-spoiled brat

"I hate Orks! They're nothing better than just target practice! I am an Eldar player. Biel-Tan RULES!"

-Anonymous

"One of my biggest gripes with GW is that they try to create the image that they are the only company in the world that makes miniatures. What I mean by this is, it is quite possible to discover Games Workshop, spend three years really thinking that the "GW hobby" IS miniature wargaming in its entirety, before finding out that there are alternatives out there. It happened to me! Maybe I'm just short sighted (I do wear glasses after all), but they could at least comment on their so called "competitors" once in a while. I've now seen lots of rulebooks from other companies, such as GZG or ICE, and often they include an appendix listing recommendations for all sorts of miniatures and companies besides themselves. It just seems somewhat anti-competetive on GW's part, to keep much of their customer base in the dark about the fact that they have any competition."

-Matthew Smith

"HUH????"

-You want my fame? huh? what fame?

"I hate that every new army comig out from gw (fantasy or 40k, who gives a fuck about it, here it's just the fucking same) is much more unfair and powerful and better and nicer and gayer and kind of that so all the other armies never get the chance to kick them in their ass. (Yes, Eldar, I mean you! And: Yes, Dark Elves, so you are!)
Feel great to have cried this out.....Thanx"

-JonasD

"Yo. It totally sucks ass, that the guys in havoc\devastator\etc. squads, who don't have heavy weapons, has to shoot the same target as the others, even if they have NO CHANCE WHAT SO EVER to penetrate the armor, or even reach the target! What's even more fucked up is, that when there's a hw-squad shooting at a tank, say, my chaos havoc squad of three lascannons and six bolters and one palsma pistol. If there is one orc, the sole survivor of his squad, closing up with my squad, I have to shoot it with THREE LASCANNONS, PLASMA PISTOL, AND SIX BOLTERS, INSTEAD OF JUST LET THE CHAMPION BLAST IT APART WITH HIS PLASMA PISTOL!!! Or let just do what lascannons always do and let it assault me. HELLO!! BRAINS, ANYONE!?!?!?! And if I shoot at a tank from, say 43 degrees angle, and all I can see is the side, I still cannot shoot the side, cause I'm on a wrong arc here!! Fuck!!"

-BEAST, THE BLACK HAND OF CHAOS

"i hate it when dum fucks dont paint there models but critisize mine. i hate when old fuckers that have pit stains and stink like bo dont know the rules in a big game and tell you to show me in the rule book and you know your right but you cant find it then the old fuck wins and you find the rule a day later that really pisses me off. i also hate it when newbies dont know how to play and or old guys dont know how to play but people just think that he knows what hes talking about and your on the newbiess side and have to play against the know it all know nothing fat mother fuck. the thing i hate most is newbies and unpainted models and newbies with unpainted models. one thing that pisses me off also is i taught a guy how to play warhammmer but all of a sudden a week later he thinks he knows more then me just because hes older then me. i also hate that i made a really cool chaos codex that i sent it gw and all they said was hey man its pretty cool id let you use it then i bring it to my store that i play at and everyone but the store owner who i baught the whole army from will let me use iti have no clue how to get the fucker approved its impossible"

-The angry kull

"I hate many things. First...prices! To get a good size force you gotta spend like $200 . I can buy lots of model rockets with that kind of money. Second...Necrons. What? Never heard of them?..that's because GW gives them the distinct honor of having 5 units! Other races have hundreds of minis! Third...Tyranids. Tyranids got so screwed with 3rd edition rules. Lictors are not even worth your time anymore. Fourth...SpaceMarines. Who plays SpaceMarines...oh that's right...EVERYONE! Don't get me wrong SpaceMarines are cool, but lets go easy on 'em. Well I think that's it for now....I'm sure I'll have more soon..."

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-Nick Sturdivant

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