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"One thing I HATE is that I typed a long ass rant about the whiny little bitches on this site that cry about not being able to win and the crank smokers that say they never loose and the mid-puberty shit heads that think because they are 15 that they are more of an adult than the 13 year olds…but it did not get posted. May have been a system failure on my part, and I don’t feel like typing all that again…so I will just say that the things I HATE are:

1) playing against my friend that roles like a mad man if he is playing me, and roles shitty against other people. Case in point, hit his Boss with a melta gun and FIVE plasma pistols from my exalted leader and his retinue, wound all six time (no surprise) and he roles SIX out of SIX cover saves at 5+…. what the fuck is that? The next round he roles like 18 shots form his bikes (they twin linked so he got to role misses first time around) and make it with 17 hits…then to add insult to injury, he roles 16!!! Wounds!!! DAMN!!!

2) I hate it when someone that is so shitty that he cant even put together a real army, stands by and says shit like “I would not have don’t that” or “ that was a bad move” the whole damn game…. then you ask the dick skinner if he wants to play a game and all of a sudden he has to go!!

3) I hate it when I order things from my local hobby shop (to help them stay open with my business) and they “forget” to order my stuff three times in a row, the I give up and just order it from GW (the bastards) and the next time I’m in, the game store has “my” stuff in and want me to buy it because the ordered it “special for me” three months ago. Fuck that!

4) I hate it when I read postings on sites that say one army is “cheese” just because they are to fucking stupid to read the Codex for the “cheese” army and learn how to beet them… dumb asses, the only army that could be called a “cheese” army is the Tou, and that’s just because they replaced the Imperial Guard as the long range shooting army. If GW wants to make a new army, they should make the new army something NEW, not just a new way to look at the same idea.

5) And last, but not lest, I hate it when I just cant seem to get it all to come together… you know? The kind of game problem when you think the strategy is good for what you are doing…and it just seems to all go to shit. I hate that.

And to all you corn holers that cant tell what a rant page is for…its not to take turns seeing just how sick you can sound… you really need to get some help, or some medication, your going to hurt yourself or someone else one day."

-Arigon

"OK!!!

Would all you bitches just shut the fuck up!!!
If you are getting your ass smashed by someone, don’t blame the army; you just suck as a General!!! I own EVERY 3rd edition codex that has been produced by the rich bastards at Games Workshop! Some of the armies are a little cheese, (Eldar for one), but they are not overly unbalanced. You know how to beat someone, learn their armies as well as you know your own!!! Build an attack force that will work against the bonuses there army has. SHIT, it’s just a game. It’s not that hard to understand.

For everyone that said they have never been beat…get a life shitball!!! Start playing with adults that have some ability with strategy. The only people I have meat that honestly had VERY high win records are the 38 year olds bastards, that still live with their Mommy, work the night shift at the local 7-11, and only play with the 10-14 year olds at the local shop…well no shit, ya think?? Win a lot do you??? How hard is it to beat a bunch of kids!!! You have to play with them because no one else will tolerate your stupid, smelly, ass!!! Many of the kids don’t get enough money from MOMMY AND DADDY to buy everything and learn what work well against what!!!! That’s understandable and you MUST take that into consideration when fighting them.

As for the BIG 15 year old that has been playing for three whole years and does not like the 12 year olds playing…is my math wrong, or does 15-3=12???? That means that you were their age when you started…give them a break!!!! You FUCK STICK!!!! I know how fucking annoying they can be, I play in about 1 tournament every three months at my local shop, and you know what there is a lot of in the tournament???? KIDS!!!! And you know something else…to most of us adults, a 12 year old and a 15 year old are both just a couple of annoying, whine little shits!!!!!

On the other hand, one of the best Warhammer 40k players I have had the honor of doing battle with, was a 14-year-old player. He is a good General and takes both his losses and wins with modesty. You can’t ask for a better opponent. He works for his uncle mowing grass to earn the money for Warhammer. Damn good Kid!!

I do agree that GW makes their new armies a little better than the armies in current usage…but this is just so people will buy them…is that hard to understand?? Would any of you buy one of their new armies if it were just some other army with new models??? Not many I’d say!!!

Let me touch one more point…if you don’t like the type of people you and your friends are playing at the local shop…. build you own table in your garage, or attic or basement…or where ever, the main thing is that you get some game time in and you enjoy it.

I have a friend that owns each of the armies for Warhammer 40k…. that’s right ALL of them. He owns his own business and likes war games…he can afford the cost and so…he owns one of each army. In the last few months he has been getting a Necron army together. The thing I love about fighting him is that I never know what army I will face and he is a GOOD general…I loose at least 60% of my battles with him. But I learn my armies and his front to back!

To the sexually repressed persons that think the Blood Angels are over matching because of their pluses, I say…. CAN YOU READ!!! First of all, the death company save is only against “normal” attacks. If you hit them with a weapon that is double their Str or with a weapon that does not allow an armor save, THEY DIE!!!! Let me tell you, there is a LOT of weapons out there like that. I know, I have over 7500pts in Blood Angels! You don’t like them because they are REALLY good in hand to hand…did you see the “blood rage” rules??? You role for each unit, on a 1d6 role of 1 the unit moves forward 1d6 inches…this means that whirlwinds, devastators and tanks are a little less useful…I plaid a game once that I bought two devastator squads, they moved forward EVERY round but one (each) and both of the time they could fire…. NOTHING TO SOOT AT!!!
HERE IS A PERL OF WISDON FOR YOU DICK SKINNERS ABOUT FIGHTING BLOOD ANGESL…..”Kill their transports first” fire only on the transports until they are dead!!! DO NOT, UNDER ANY SURCOMSTANCES LET THEM GET WITHING CHARGING RANGE!!!! One more little note about Blood Angels…If they set up within 24 inches of you and have any luck at all…they will have your ass in hand to hand the FIRST ROUND!!!

I started playing Warhammer in 1993, right now I have five armies: Imperial Guard (12000pts) Imperial Guard Armor (4500pts), Blood Angels (7500pts), Tyranids (5000pts), and Chaos (4500pts or so). You know how I afford all these models???

EBAY!!!

I have 8 BIG tackle boxes, 5 GW troop boxes, 4 tool boxed and 2 bow cases for my models. I have turned my two-car garage into a role playing/warhammer room with a 8x4 table.

Anyone who wants to tell me how stupid I am or would like me to tell them my stratigies against a certain type of army, just drop me a mail at:

arigon@crosswinds.net

Thanks for reading and remember, the kids are a paint in the ass, but if they done grow up to play, there wont be a game for us…just remember they are children and act accordingly."

-Arigon

"I hate Warhammer40k as it is too expensive and by the time I have fought with my Imperial Guard aenough times to refine the army they go and change the rules so I have to start again. I hate the way that the majority of the Stories written regarding the imperium are the Imperial Guard getting hammered or rescued by the Space Marines. I hate the fact that Chaos armies used to consist of a Few Greater Daemons and a few Chaos marines. I hate the fact that GW abandoned NECROMUNDA.

I hate the fact that Lord commander solar Macharius was the only Imperial Guardsman worth his salt.

I hate the way Eldar are a dying race yet they are always there I hate the fact that Some Armchair generals complain that an army is too hard or advanced coz they wont die (Blood angels DC)
(Park a Tank on then they will not get up.

I hate Players without any commen sense (a las cannon wiping out a group of snotlings yet a frag grenade kills only one?)

I hate Players who say your painting is shite coz they have sopent 15+hours on theres.
I play for the fun I dont paint for fun I hate painting I like killing.

I hate the fact that we left the old Rogue Trader Rules "

-An old Imperial Guardsman

"I agree blood angels are gay! +1 S and I. its not asif they are good enough with Death company. They should be acalled dont die company. How far do they move. they could clear the fucking board in one turn if they got the right roll! wankers."

-bye

"FUCK YOU GW!!!!!!!!!!!!
gamesworkshop raised its prices AGAIN in australia i pay $50au ($25us) for 10 marines now.
ARRRGHH!!
i also hate people who think that armies other than their own suck because they beat them or they get thrashed because of their own inabality or the other guys aparent Beardiness. (ok taking a land raider and 2 squads of 5 scouts in 500 points is beardy) but having an army that takes advantages of other armies is not. we call that tactics.

what really pisses me off is why games workshop gets away with it with out too much out cry.
1) veteran gamers will winge constantly but its "ok" because they have armies and dont need to buy any thing else.
2)people who have played for only a year or 2 will get over it as they dont want their already $100+ minatures collection to go to waste/ or their armies aren't as big as they would like.
3) new gamers wont even know about it.

but this is what pissed me off, in the march australian WD there was this message:
"dispite the price rise we are still providing the very best vale for money"
BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!

once again
FUCK YOU GAMESWORKSHOP!!!!!!!!!!"

- Wormbo87 (rather pissed off)

"Yo Kitsune, you OK? (ie. stomach flu).
This message board hasn't been updated for a while. #:-)"

- spawn of the cheese

"i fucking hate when faggotss like my brother drag things on and on and on about the FUXKING IRRELEVANT Shit I JUS WANT TO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! BREAK HIS NECK what A FUCKING FAG!!!!! OMG I FUCKING WANT TO SMAsh HIS HEAD OPEN."

-dan

"SLAANESHI ARMIES AND BIEL TANN KILL ALL"

-MALGANIS OF THE BURNING LEGION

"I HATE MR. DOTZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ FUCK YOU MR. DOTZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.............Ahahahahahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 LOLLOL FUCK YU MR. DOTZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

-Mr. Dipzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....................................

"Commissar John is a total tool."

-Lord Hank

"I hate people who think that WH40K is more than a game, it is not:
1. A lifestyle
2. A religion
3. Life the Universe and Everything
4. Anything to do with Cheese (it's not)

I hate people who whine about:
1. GW prices (they have to make a profit)
2. GW staff being nice and helpful (what help would they be if they were obnoxious)?

I hate people who:
1. Have no foresight
2. Are so tactically inept they moan about other army's characteristics making it harder for them to win"

-adamg

"you, bitch"

-dick head

"dick anus"

-dick head

"yall are some fucked up people you fuckin psyco"

-dick head

"I hate it when people bitch and moan and groan because they suck at playing! Yes, I have gotten my ass kicked by Power Gamers too, but if you are not mature enough to suck it up, quit fucking playing. It is a game, and if you can't take losing, quit playing. If you need to contact me about tactics, E-Mail me at Hondo701@Adelphia.net "

-Tommy Horn

" "

-y0o0oy0o0o0o

"im dean cashr a fat fucker who fucks his fucking marines u poofter and for fucking justin who suck dean of"

-peter from bundaberg

"for all mother fuckers who cant afford the fucking hobby stop your soking"

- dean casher

"I HATE PEOPLE THAT HAVE NO RESPECT FOR THEIR FRIENDS. FUCK THEM"

- FUCK FUCK FUCK

"1. I hate how Space Wolves always add 'Wolf' as every second word.
2. I think Orks are wierd.
3. I hate Dark Eldar and some Imperial Guard
4. I hate all this religious holy Imperialism. FOLLOW CHAOS!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

P.S. Sorry about posting all these rants Kitsune, but this shrivelled little old nut (ie. the Emperor) is GETTING ON MY NERVES! Darn."

-spawn of the cheese

"your all a bunch of fucking panzies"

-ya mam

"I play Eldar. For the hell of it i played Slaaneshi Chaos Marines. ELdar are gay, arrogant weaklings in physically, but mentally and technologically they are unmatched. I loved seeing my friend's squad leaders and army generals dying to plasma pistols from their own hands. Seeing enemy tanks bust apart from brightlance shots. But then Chaos overwhelemed me with Temptation. I looked for all the info i could on the fall of the Edlar and the creation of SLaanesh. Now my 3,000pts SLaaneshi "Burnign Legion" army led by my Daemon Prince "Malganis El'Strykkar kicks everyones ass. You know how, no cheese. BASIC MARINES WITH FURIOUS CHARGE, MARK OF SLAANESH, BOTH GRENADES AND BOLT GUNS. basic marines arwe unbelievably good. I have 4 17 man squads of them. Each identical in having: 15 marines with bolters, grenades, mark, and furious charge, a champion w/pwr wpn and plasma pistol, a flamer guy, and wither a HEavy bolter or Auto Cannon. Backed up by Terminators in a land raiders led by my 256 point daemon prince, some bikers led by a lieutenant on a steed of slaanesh. AND I WIN!"

-Malganis El'Strykkar

"I HATE SPACE MARINES THEY ARE SO FUCKING CHEAP FUCK ANDY CHAMBERS HE SUCKS BECAUSE HE MADE THE DOOM OF THE FUCKING ELDAR CAMPAIGN WHERE THE IYADEN DIED HE HATES ELDAR AND DARK ELDAR AND ORKS I PLAY FUCKING ORKS AND I WISH I COULD JUST GO OVER THEIR AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM HE MAKES SURE THAT SOEMETHING BAD IS SAID ABOUT ORKS OR ELDAR OR DARK ELDAR IN THEIR OWN CODEXES AND TYRANIDS WERE CHEAP ANYWAYS BUT HE MADE THEM EVEN CHEAPER."

- http://www.homestarrunner.com http://omgwtf/superlime.com

"I hate you page"

-ads

"Things I Hate:
1. I hate Games-workshop prices.
2. I hate The Black Templars rule be pure in the mind body and soul.
3. I hate it when my models break.
4. I hate the evil jervis johnson and his how he made the chaos space marines so damn good.
5. i hate how games-workshop created the story line that the eldar are becoming extinct and i hate how everybody says dark eldar are good, but there not.
6. i hate how my saim-hann eldar army can only have 1 heavy support and 1 elites.
7. i hate how ulth'we is the best craftworld and it is really really cheap.
8. i hate how games-workshop has turned into a money sucking vampire.
9. i hate eldar raper.
10. i hate that fucking retard andy chambers and how he always wins every battle report in white dwarf he plays.
11. i hate how gav thorpe always posses with his hand near his face in every fucking picture that he's in in white dwarf (he even says he's sick of it).
12. i hate how my hive fleet leviathan tyranid army always gets beat by my friends black templar army only because he always roles lucky and gets to go first.
13. i hate how games-workshop never produced a model of nuadhu fireheart simply because the were to lazy to make one, but they weren't with eldrad ulthran.
14. i hate how gw is always filled with shrieking kids.
15. i hate how my eldar guardians can only shoot 12 inches.
16. i hate how gw doesn't make storm squad guardians any more.
17. i hate those assholes at wizards of the coast who discontinued warhammer tournaments just because the guy who specialized in it left.
18. i hate the emperor.
19. i hate how the darkeldar have fleet of foot, and that other special rule were they get to capture models in close combat or something.
20. i hate the blood angel space marine sand the shitty special rule black rage, lol!"

-Saim-Hann Wild Rider Chief

"Hey, who wants to kick some imperial butt! Maybe the Catachans are okay though, BUT THE REST ARE REALLY SUCKY SUCKERS! NYAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Now I have calmed down, I would like to say that some of these rants can get reeeeeeeealy UGLY at times. To all of you Imperial players out there, sorry about the butt kickin', and Kitsune sorry about the rant complaining about my messages being late. #:-)"

-spawn of the cheese

"its interesting reading all your messages about the apparent "cheesyness" of certain armies. i myself have a 2000 point world eater army, all loaded up in rhinos, that by turn two are in close combat and taking skulls for the skull throne. I THINK MY ARMY IS CHEESY. but then again i am always humbled by other chaos players, black templars, eldar and space wolves. does this make these armies more cheesy? or does it show that a slow attack army will kill a fast attack army? also i believe that "cheese is as cheese does" if you play against your mate who fucks you over everygame, what will you do? will you look at a way of destroying those loverly terminators that deep strike behind your heavy squads or do you stay the same. in my experience it all starts as a minor change which turns into full scale nuclear escalation. pretty soon you have an army that gleams and is loaded down with everthing you can possibly have just so u can show your friend they cant win all the time. EVERYONE HAS FORGOTTEN THAT IT IS ONLY A GAME!"

-World Eater Lord Cor-tan

"I hate how the David Brent dance is so fucking hard! I tried to do it in a club the other week but ended up looking like a complete twat. Er, hang on..."

-David Brent Fanclub Member #2256

"IF I EVER SEE ANY OF YOU ELDAR FUCKERS ILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU AND RAM YOUR WRAITHLORDS UP YOUR ASS YOU GAY FAGGOTS. I BEAT UP SOME LITTLE 13 YEAR OLD FUCKER TWO WEEKS AGO FOR HAVING TWO WRAITHLORDS IN HIS ARMY I BROKE ALL HIS MODELS AND HE WENT RUNNING OF CRYING LIKE A LITTLE BABY, ALL ELDAR PLAYERS ARE SUCH GAY WEAK ASS FUCKERS I COULD BEAT ALL OF YOU.

FUCKING STUPID ELDAR BASTARDS."

-ELDAR ARE CHEESY

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