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"Games Workshop are all about money I think everyone should refuse to buy their products until the prices come down, or everyone should e-mail them and tell them how crap it is when they add a couple of £'s or $'s for no good reason. If the prices dont go up then the number of mini's you get is reduced. Also the new army books (fantasy) are cheaper yes, but you cant use any of the old special characters any more and Ive heard that the prices are due to go up again! This is our hobby, we made them what they are today and they should respect our wallets/purses. GW still keeps opening new shops all the time so they cant be simply putting up prices just because they need the cash. WE MUST TELL THEM WE WONT STAND FOR THIS ANYMORE!!!!"

- Soulfyre

"I HATE THE WAY THAT MINIATURES CONTINUE TO GO UP IN PRICE AND YET THE QUALITY IS GOING DOWN AND DOWN.... WHY THE F**K DOES 5 SPACE MARINES WITH JUMP PACKS COST £12?? THATS F**KING SHIT. THE PAINTS ARE TO EXPENSIVE, THE BRUSHES (DON'T EVEN BOTHER BUYING THEM FROM GAMES WORKSHOP) ALL THE ACCESSORIES ARE FAR TOO EXPENSIVE. I THINK ALL OF US SHOULD START UP OUR OWN FIRM WITH OUR OWN PAINTS, MINIATURES, AND ACCESSORIES. I SENT AN E-MAIL TO GAMES WORKSHOP THAT SAID JUST ABOUT THIS AND THEY (OF COURSE) DIDN'T ANSWER! FUCK THEM AND FUCK THEIR MINIATURES."

- OLE

"I hate it when little kids at the GW look at my well painted minatures then spend about an hour looking for a fault and spend the rest of the afternoon reminding me of it.
I hate it when little kids are ENCOURAGED to scream and shout just so their goddamn army gets first turn!
I hate it that space wolves are undoubtably the hardest marines, and ultramarines are just plain old boring!
I hate it that everytime a new army comes out they have it play against another army in white dwarf and GUESS WHAT THE NEW ARMY ALWAYS WINS SO THEY PRAISE HOW AMAZING IT IS!

There is so much more but...i can't be assed."

If you wanna comment email me katchfrayz@aol.com

-James "moper" O'Shea

"I hate when you get out of the pool... no wrong place... I hate that Necrons now and probably will always have ONLY 5 MINIATURES!!! C'MON!!! How hard can it be to release ONE MINI in like 2 years!!! We aren't asking for that much... **sniff sniff**"

-DemiGod

"I hate that Gw.... No wait, I don't hate anything about Gw.
Im in the wrong place here."

-Captain Logan Hicks

"Well, my rant is that Troy still hasn't signed my guest book at CAUTION - WET PAINT
http://www.angelfire.com/games2/cautionwetpaint/
Neither has what's his name, his brother. "Brian?...no, uhm, Terry?...no, not that one either...? OH YEAH, KYLE!" That's him, he hasn't signed my book either! If you know what's good for you, you better sign! I know where both of you live, AND WHERE YOU KEEP YOUR MINIATURES! :)"

-Kenneth (in Hawaii) Taba
"The difference between snot and broccoli? Kids won't eat broccoli."

"I hate that GW has NO ability to restrict the fluff they pump out so it is perfectly acceptable to create an army with any composition (after coming up with a half baked force org chart). I hate that the guys at GW seem to feel that each codex has to have more ridiculous unfair crap in it for less points thatn the last, so they can swagger around like an idiot saying how good their army is. I hate that GW releases games and sucks money from people's pockets and then abandons them. I hate that every chapter approved list screws someone cos after all land raiders should be able to fire an extra weapon at BS2 and ignore "crew stunned results" for no extra cost. I hate that there are 5 space marine codexes and still none for half the damn armies.

- I think I need to lie down now."

-Anonymous

"For the record, I don't call Troy's Brother "Troy's brother". I call him Kenneth. Thats not his name either."

-Brian

"know what i hate? i hate people who post personal problems on other peoples guest books. *kicks self in the ass*

sorry kitsune."

-Joshua

"instead of going in and delving for revenge, which i could easily do against certain pompous, over bearing lard asses, i wont. ill mearly state what i love instead. i love it when im sitting down for a game, and a new guy comes up and i welcome him. then, seeing how well painted his minniatures, i show him my army, all layed out on the board and here these kind, wonderful words; "those arent grey knights! their shitty! you should see the REAL paint job in the white dwarf blah blah blah blah" just fills my heart with so much happiness that i want to burst. or, how about when i talk to a friend about the sca, and the afformentioned individual steps in. i mention that i had been to an event similar to the one being discussed, as i was still in the conversation, and am told "no you havent." boy, its great when people just assume things, especially when they dont know me from adam.

bottom line, lard ass john, is that i have just givin several instances on the reasons i refuse to play you, sit near you, hang out with people who hang out with you all the time, or talk to you. care to do the same? please, limit yourself to things i have supposedly done *to you*, to keep from confusion. i still have a whole bag of things youve done to me.

for the record, you have no idea about anything that went on in my last game store. this is for the benefit of the people reading this message. i had a great game store in texas. there was one asshole who had some friends, and therefor they hated me to, and made my life a living hell down there with accusations of theft, cheating and other things. things which, because there was a store camera, i was proven innocent of. thank you for proving what a dribling big mouth you are, spouting something off before you even find out the full truth. again. for the second time that i know of."

-Josh *****

"I'm a regular monday night gamer, and normally a reasonably nice guy. Except when one dude, known to me as Chris, shows up. Oh my gawd this guy is just an enormous throbbing prick. He bitches about people showing up late, but he pulls the same BS, not even bringing his stuff, fuckin tithead. The thing that really pisses me off about this schlong, is the fact that I have to put up with his " Bitch this, Slut that, Whore the other..." Obviously you can't get none, other wise you wouldn't be polluting my air, and disturing my fucking game. This sad man is so full of himself he even goes around asking stores " do you have a tourney coming up? I need extra points to go to the grand tourney" even though his chaos army blows and is the cheesiest shit I've ever seen. Definately can't get laid..."

-shaft

"I hate eldar how they get ol the best stuff and the space marine i collect DARK ELDAR THEY KICK ASS! i like chaos but dark eldar talos is muts beter then bloodthirster"

-d.j axile

"You know what I hate: Josh *****. PLAIN & SIMPLE. all talk, no action, just whine whine, whine. I'm not afraid to say it, and I for one cannot wait till he leaves to go plague the gamers in VA
When he does leave, I can't wait for him to leave, so we can celebrate our liberation from his annoying behaviors. HEADS UP ! Nerdboy-If gamers in two seperate states can't stand you, it's not them, it's YOU!"

-Big John

"I hate:
1. that 10 space marines cost £12.
2. Orks can't win in battles bigger than 2000 points (just try getting across 36 inches of open ground with 9 eldar scatter lasers pointing at you).
3. how Eldar get the best stuff.
4. how people gripe about their army weaknessess, then kick my ass.
5. how my club never play scenarios.
6. that I can't pass leadership tests for ld 10 humans in warhammer fantasy, or dispel skaven magic on a 2+ (sorry about that, but I could'nt help myself).
7. the way everyone reminds me about how crap I am, when I have beaten them all at least once.
8. people don't use enough terrain.
I think that's everything, wow that feels way better. "

- warlord Dakkagor the evil (aka Dave)

"I f**king hate the new 40k rules and the fact that I have to pay shit loads of cash to get a box filled with f**king dark eldar just to get a rule book. I hate the fact that the ultramarines don't have there own codex even though the space wolves, blood angels and dark angels have theirs even though 50% of all space marines are based on ultramarine gene seed, I hate that the bloodthirster has ws 9 and that chaos has such powerful specials, I hate the fact that in 5 games my storm trooper have not killed one bloke, I hate paint brush crust, the new skinny codexes, snakebite leather paint, gloss varnish, superglue on my fingers, drill bits that go back in to the drills, I hate when I roll 30 D6's to shoot and get 27 1's, but what I hate most of all is the plague wind power that turns my IG troops into F**CKING NURGLINGS which cost the chaos player nothing and have three attacks so they then proceed to rip through my troops in H2H combat AND THE FACT THAT THE CHAOS PLAYERS NEVER HAVE NURGLING MODELS TO REPRESENT THEM BUT WANT THEM NONE THE LESS. And I HATE THAT MY BRAINSPACE IS FILLED WITH USELESS FIGURES OF AP VALUES OF WEAPONS THAT NO ONE USES LIKE F**CKING HEAVY WEBBERS AND STUBBERS!!!!"

-WHY DO I LOVE THIS GAME

"One weapon I hate is Dark Eldar Disintregrators. They are the same as plasma cannons, except they don't overheat and the're cheaper.EWWW! Plus, one 3 disintergrator armed ravager can take out 1 10 man squad of marines by itself in one turn."

-Shal'tan the Dae'jin

"I hate it when someone calls a codex cheesy just because they almost got beat by a twelve year old, especially when they should be thanking providence that they managed to finally win a game against someone other than Troy's brother. I mean, that twelve year old should be ashamed for joining Troy's brother in the stinking pit of defeat. Calling something cheesy just because you lost or "almost" lost is a sign of being a poor sport (among other things). I mean, if something is cheesy because you lost to it, then when you do win, *your* army must be cheesy because your opponent lost to it."

-Delirium

"I hate it when people think that just because they crush Troy's brother's army they're all that. I mean, everybody beats Troy's brother, it's like a right of passage. It's the first thing every new gamer does. Heck, even Troy's brother would beat Troy's brother if he ever played Troy's brother."

-sorry, I couldn't help myself

"I hate it when you buy several squds of hormagaunts to get shot up instead of your 'stealers and your hormagaunts kill everything thru fluke and your stealers do nothing. I also hate land raiders for just being there. I also hate how my last complaint didn't have a reason...? WHERE'S MY CODEX!!??"

-man whose friends are idiots.

"I Hate people who bitch about Eldar being beardy... Not my fault you picked a boring army. With Eldar, if you don't have the right squad at the right place at the right time, YOU DIE....QUICK. but play them right, hehehe"

-Farseer Mike

"I hate on sundays at my local GW all the little 12-13 year olds are in their asking stupid things like 'can you give Marneus Calgar a jump pack' or ask 'is that a conversion?' pointing at the elaberate 14 week $300.00 40k scale Chaos titan you just built. Thats f***ed in the ear with a bent pole!"

-Konzaburo, CEO of the 'meat in a cone' fund

"I also now hate:
Wraithlords-how do you kill these before they get to you?
Banshees-Ugh, power weapons.
Dark Reapers-Aaarggh, rapid firing rocket launchers, my power armour is useless!
Opponent who included all of the above plus Avatar, Kandaras, scorpions, Falcon with wargear that allows it to shoot twice, and farseer to cast guide on Dark Reapers!
To make things worse, he is really lucky, we are playing on open desert battlefield, and the Reapers are in cover. Naturally I'd taken an army of powerful troops on foot in power armour..."

-Andrew Cairns

"I hate space marines...they can all go to hell, and i hate the prices of all gw stuff....oh and did i mention i hate white(shit)dwarf, i hate that the tyranid codex still isn't out...and all an all i hate playing stupid retards that have been playing for yrs and still haven't painted their fig's....and i hate 2nd edition..it sucked cock.."

-Richard Nixon

"i DESPISE the way GW have left tonnes of background out of the chaos codex , particularly on the chaos gods .What happened to Tzeentch , the master of magic , fate and the mutable time stream or Khorne , the master of blood skulls , war etc? "

-Mortarion

"i hate the GW price increases on paints. from now on im using ral partha and glossy coating it. it looks the same after that. im not using citidel unless i absolutly cannot help it, like codex grey. there isnt anything else to match it. but thats about the only thing ill use...ral partha primer is better, more and less expensive. same with their clear coat. oh, and i also hate hate hate hate hate hate hate the new Grey Knights rules. i know you all know that. i just felt like venting. maybe ill set up games against someone who promises to use alot of daemons so i can use them more often..."

-The Cheshire Cat

"This is technically not a rant, but since I ragged all over GW & their defective clearcoat, I feel it necessary to point out that I recieved an E-mail from GW customer service & they are going to replace the messed up mini's, as well as assuring me that the bugs with the matte spray are fixed (HA! I've got enough dullcoat to protect 5 armies!)"

-John "Oh good! More mini's to paint..." Hughes

""YOU KILLED FRITS. YOU STINKIN FARIES" I hate all who have no clue as to which movie that quote is from. TO HELL WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!"

-@#$% OFF

"I HATE when you accidentally break off a part of one of your models! I especially HATE when I knock over my lictor and one of its big claws break off...it makes me wanna punch myself in the face!"

-Bjarke

"I hate being known as Troy's brother. All my life I'm known as Troys brother or Troys younger brother. And when someone does say a name, they get us mixed up and call me Troy."

-Troys Brother

"I really HATE it when you spend weeks painting a new army, and when you get the BRAND F***ING NEW can of Citadel Matte clearcoat (the one with the translucent cap) (Incidentally purchased at GECKO BOOKS) and it TURNS THE ENTIRE ARMY WHITE! YES, SNOW F***ING WITE ON TOP OF THE PAINT JOB THAT TOOK WEEKS AND TOTALLY RUINED IT! (not to mention wrinkling the new transfers, at least what you can see through the white frosting.) Not to mention that the Mutant manager of GECKOS after being shown the damage just offered to replace the Matte coat with a new can of THE SAME STUFF THAT JUST DESTROYED 200+$ of my MINIATURES!!!! See if I buy anything ever again from those FREAKS even if they are only 10 minutes away...BEWARE THE NEW TRANCELUCENT CAPPED CITADEL MATTE VARNISH! TEST ON SOMETHING UNIMPORTANT BEFORE USING ON YOUR GOOD STUFF! I'm using testor's DULLCOTE from now on... "

-John "now I'm gonna have to get more F***ing minis..." Hughes

"I hate that jarivs F***ED over the dark angels so bad in 3er edition."

-graywind

"Lascannon bouncing off Gretchen.... Gretchen blastas carving through Arbiter Armour and an Iron Halo to take away the last wound on your Librarian... People fielding armies consissting only of heavy shootas with legs when you're playing Catachan IG without much terrain..."

-Paranoid Catachan Guy

"i hate little kids who tell you that your painting sux and you have a look at theirs and is is total †*#Û****, thankyou i just wanted someone to know."

-Archon Demo_goblin

"I hate that the comabt rules are so unrealistic. I mean enough concentrated lasgun fire would take out a tank. And if their going to talk about the different kinds of ammo in the rulebook. MAKE RULES FOR IT> oh well thats what house rules are for."

- Maud'Dib lord of the Feydakin

"i hate those damn goblin squig hobbers i wish they would change the rules on the little stupid things!they are almost impossible to beat with a chaos army without tzcheech(i spelled dat wrong)daemons.i hate those dirty little #@!#@!$!!@$!$%&%***"

-Orcz n goblin hater

"I hate it when people don't undercoat!! Argh!!! What planet are they on??!?!?!"

-Marc the agrivated

"I personally hate munchkins. The powergaming morons, not the vertically challenged. I recall a "friend" of mine asking me if he could sell back the included bolt pistols on his space marines, in order to buy another devastator squad. He was pissed that I wouldn't allow it. As I told him: "Look, Rick, if you asked those space marines to give up their sidearms because you want to cheat, they would smack you around and then open up your skull with a chainsword. I don't have a chainsword, but I feel the same way." 'Nuff said."

-Maelstrom

"What I don't like is when people won't try new Ideas or rule variants from say, Citidal journal just becauses it's not in white Dwarf and therefore not 'legal'. Hey! This is a game to play aroundand have fun with, and not a strict Military wargame exercse where the rules are canon. "

-Shawn Albritton

"Wraithlords. Nuff said."

-Will Beyer

"i hate space wolves. i hated them in second edition and i hate them now. i hate whoever designed them and decided that it was ok for them to ignore every rule that governs every other chapter of space marines, and i hate whoever came up with the idea of their psychic powers. i hate the paint job and i hate the models (especially the scouts. yuck!) i hate whoever said "hey, i have an idea!" in reference to creating the codex, and i hate whoever said "hey, that *is* a good idea!". i think they should both be shot, along with mike mcvey and whoever designed the scouts. i nearly got beat by a twelve year old. why? because his space wolves simply were better. everything about them is better. their heavy weapons, their dreadnoughts, their psychic powers. when basic squads can get power fists, i find fault in it. when a basic squad with a librarian can charge into my and get 40 attacks and a 5+ cover save, i find fault with it. i have only lost to them once, and that was a fun game against troys brother. but i still hate them."

-The Cheshire Cat

"I curse GW for ever creating Dark Lances! Just the thought of them makes me think twice about bringing out my 250 pt land raider......"

-Chris

"Well Lets us see here. Being very new to the game. I have only played twice with less then a 1000 pts of necrons. It took me 2 months to find the rules for the necrons Because GW doesn't seem to want to support them. But hey the models are great and I still like to play them. Whats better then I fall down. Then I get back Up fully healed. :o) But I would like to see a reasonable way that Necrons can deal with Terminators other then with only the Necron Lord. An AP 2 weapon or Power weapons for Assult troops. Something like that. Thanks you for let the Vent,"

-The Great J.C.

"When a squad of ten troops are in a transport 5 of them get to shoot. If that same squad is reduced to 5 only 2 of them can shoot . An assassian with a sniper rifle can target a heavy weapons trooper and and have it removed as a causalty. If the heavy weapons trooper is hit by a bolter the squad will pick up the heavy and continue on. I don't mean to go off on a rant here but..."

-Anonymous

"Why, when my farseer throws his Singing Spear, the only thing that can kill that Predator Anihilator breathing down my neck and I need a 2+ to hit i roll a 1, then break after being wounded, then rally, come back, miss three more times, then get killed by a volley of four rockets from a devastator squad. And that's not the only time that's happened."

-Michael C-S

"I wish to complain about people complaining. It's just an attempt to get noticed, and It takes up alot of time and annoys people. I think It's time for something to be done about It. AHH! (sound of Muffeled scream as a 20 Ton anvil is droped from above onto Shawn's Body.)"

-Shawn Albritton

"I hate it when I get really drunk and accidentally sleep with the fat ugly bird..."

-Poor Bugger

"I hate Blood Angels-OK I had a bad game against them- I now hate the way they can have 2 extra hard force commanders for every force orginization chart, and nearly every unit in thier army can kill my close combat experts-and they still have devastators and other heavy support! (my dreadnought noticed)"

-Andrew Cairns

"I hate it when the cashier at Manoa Gardens cards me every drink I buy (c'mon I was over 21 the last time you looked at the ID). Oh wait, you wanted Gaming rants. I hate it when gamers try to play fantasy games under "real life" presumptions. Yes, bolters can kill tanks with a lucky shot from the rear, stop driving your tanks ass-backwards, problem solved."

-Delirium

"I hate old annoying people who think they know everything about WH40K just because they have been playing since RT but they just cheat constantly, or have no clue what they are doing ("Did you read the rulebook? No, did you read the rulebook? NO, it's right HERE IN THE RULE BOOK SEE!!! SMAK SMAK SMAK DIE! DIE! DIE!) Of course he didn't read the rulebook. Thanks for letting me get that off my chest. "

- Adam

"I wish the Necrons would get some additional rules and respect. For a squad with only a little information released, and some kick-ass miniatures, it would be great to see more!"

-Jason Robinette

"I hate when you can't remember if a rule is from 2nd or 3rd edition."

-Kyle Arkaki

"I hate it how the new rules are so strict about other companies models and making your own rules. Just when I was planning a 'chainsaw warrior'."

-Alex Holker

"I can't say I hate this-but I am rather perterbeb that opponents are afraid to let me play Jokaero Monkeys sometimes. I DO HATE that no one even knows what they are! I didn't sculpt the damn things so I couldn't use them!!!!"

-Gabe Sainz

"You and me both, john. i learned real quick not say "surprise me" when telling the shaved ice lady what flavor i want..."

-Joshua

"HOWZIT! I hate when I'm walking down on Waikiki and the top of my shaved ice falls off onto the concrete. I hate that."

-John Banagan

"Know what i hate? i hate it when your brothers slaneesh champion on the steed and his retinue violates my entire side of the board. grrrrr. :)"

-Joshua K. Meade

"It drives me nuts when my opponents call me a wimp because I would rather shoot at his 1,000 point Warboss with nobz rather than letting them assault me!"

-Ned Kelly

"I hate it when someone treats each individual miniature like it is a member of his family. 'Oh no, he'll die!' ARRRGGGGHHH!!!!! Play the game like it's a game!"

-Tom Dixon

"What I really hate are people who whine about how GW screws you over, and how the game sucks. If you don't like the game, go do something else! No one at GW is holding a gun to your head to buy their product or follow thier rules..."

-John Hughes

"I hate the gaming discussion/forums that have members who sound like kids who are indulging in juvenile posturings on the internet, and they do not answer posted questions on the forums but jump right in with remarks that have little or nothing to do with someone's question."

-Kenneth Taba

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